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[eatmorecheese]

Waddacunt

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It's not apparent that the dead rodent on his head is real.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[two sheds]

I do think all this "he wrote the rules" is wildly optimistic, I doubt he's written any fucking rules since he's been there.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I do think all this "he wrote the rules" is wildly optimistic, I doubt he's written any fucking rules since he's been there.

Ostensibly he's the CEO of Post-Brexit Britain. Its rather a shock for those not already aware of how the world actually works to discover that just because your in charge doesn't mean you have any responsibility towards the company or for its actions.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[agricola]

It is a shame that what Agnew said there will get subsumed into this wider row, because all the horrors he points to have been responsible for an awful lot of other "mistakes" that have cost the public purse so much down the years. The idea of fraud doesn't occur to them because, to put the most positive available slant on it, it never does.

 

[BCBlues]

I do think all this "he wrote the rules" is wildly optimistic, I doubt he's written any fucking rules since he's been there.

He wrote "Top" on the back of the wallpaper before it was pasted up. In Latin

 

[ruffneck23]

Great value for money this lot...

Liz Truss flew by private jet to Australia at cost of £500,000 to taxpayers

Exclusive: ‘Flying to Australia on a chartered jet is shockingly privileged and an outrageous source of emissions’ – Anna Hughes, FlightFree UK

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Great value for money this lot...

Liz Truss flew by private jet to Australia at cost of £500,000 to taxpayers

Exclusive: ‘Flying to Australia on a chartered jet is shockingly privileged and an outrageous source of emissions’ – Anna Hughes, FlightFree UK

www.independent.co.uk

Seems reasonable to be honest.

The cost of flying her back is definitely outrageous though.

 

[Carvaged]

It's back to the future with this one. Expensive Tory scam-fiasco from the Major era coming back to haunt them in an outcome that was predicted at the time and should be a surprise to nobody:

UK seeks to unwind £7.6bn housing deal with Guy Hands’ Annington Homes​

Ministry of Defence wants to take back ownership of tens of thousands of properties sold off in 1996

The move is likely to spark a legal battle between the MoD and Hands’ business, Terra Firma, over whether the government can force through the acquisition of the estate. Terra Firma, which is headed by Hands, bought Annington from Nomura Holdings for £3.2bn in 2012. However, Hands was also part of the Nomura team that struck the original 1996 deal.

The MoD sold 57,400 properties to Annington Homes in 1996 for £1.7bn, making it the biggest residential property owner in England and Wales. It then leased back the homes on a 200-year lease at a discount but in return also agreed to pay the costs of refurbishment and maintenance. The deal was struck by the then defence secretary, Michael Portillo.

The portfolio is now valued at £7.6bn, according to accounts for Annington, while the MoD has to pay close to £183m a year in rent as well as the cost of upkeep of the 38,000 homes it still leases. The National Audit Office said in 2018 that the deal had already lost the taxpayer up to £4.2bn given the huge increase in the value of property after 1996.

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www.ft.com

 

[stavros]

He also went on to quote one of the ten commandments.

 

[brogdale]

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He also went on to quote one of the ten commandments.

Blustercunt been coveting his neighbour's donkey again?

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

So when are they going to look into cocaine use in houses of parliment?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Normal country.

 

[Dogsauce]

Normal country.

Fuck me. One bloke with ear defenders, a watch and a big wooden mallet. How difficult is that?

Whose pub landlord did they contract it out to?

 

[stavros]

Normal country.

So, the bell ends...

 

[brogdale]

Normal country.

Ask not for whom the Ben bongs....

 

[not a trot]

Normal country.

A special occasion being when Johnson tells the truth. Now that would save us a fucking fortune, as they'd never be rung.

 

[brogdale]

I'm not attempting to promote the fbpe tweeter...merely promoting the clip:

...our Baltic allies across the Black Sea...

 

[Spandex]

...our Baltic allies across the Black Sea...

She can only be referring to the Kievan Rus, the ethno-nationalistic basis for Putin's claims on Ukraine. Their empire stretched from the Baltic to the Black Sea. Has she let slip a secret alliance with Putin? Listen to the robotic, unconvincing way she criticised Putin. The truth revealed!

That or she's a fucking idiot who knows not of what she speaks.

 

[Lord Camomile]

She can only be referring to the Kievan Rus, the ethno-nationalistic basis for Putin's claims on Ukraine. Their empire stretched from the Baltic to the Black Sea. Has she let slip a secret alliance with Putin? Listen to the robotic, unconvincing way she criticised Putin. The truth revealed!

That or she's a fucking idiot who knows not of what she speaks.

Eh, is it necessarily an "or", there..?

 

[agricola]

She can only be referring to the Kievan Rus, the ethno-nationalistic basis for Putin's claims on Ukraine. Their empire stretched from the Baltic to the Black Sea. Has she let slip a secret alliance with Putin? Listen to the robotic, unconvincing way she criticised Putin. The truth revealed!

That or she's a fucking idiot who knows not of what she speaks.

She could be speaking from a Byzantine perspective, vis-a-vis the Varangian Guard.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

"Liz Truss has tested positive for Covid, shortly after sitting in a packed House of Commons without wearing a mask."

"Very few Tory MPs, including on the Commons frontbench, wore masks in the Commons on Monday"

Liz Truss tests positive for Covid after speaking in packed Commons

Foreign secretary had also attended packed meeting of Tory MPs without a mask and was due to fly with Boris Johnson to Ukraine

www.theguardian.com

 

[stavros]

Christopher Chope, is a discussion about the changes to the Highway Code, claims that drivers pay "road tax".

 

[stavros]

Yesterday Tobias Elwood "refuses to get drawn into" the calls for Johnson to resign, at least until the Gray report is published in full.

Today he tells the PM to fuck off (I paraphrase).

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[gawkrodger]

Levelling Up White paper is out and it is laughably bad

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

link?

 

[8ball]

Levelling Up White paper is out and it is laughably bad

I am shocked by this news.

 

[MrSki]