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[BCBlues]

Seeing as it is a 24hour operation with BBC News taking over after the last weather forecast @2am when does Andrew Rosindell think the anthem should be played, just so I know when to change channels or turn on a saved recording.

They could replace the Eastenders theme music , or would that be disrespectful to Peggy Mitchell, the real Queen.

 

[stavros]

Paul Scully MP on Today this morning:

"We're helping the lowest people, erm, the lowest income people by taking them out of tax."

 

[Calamity1971]

they should do it with a kazoo

Or the wobble board?

 

[quiet guy]

Well done News night

 

[steveo87]

Covid socialists - they'd be the sort of people to wear masks and get jabbed to protect other people as well as themselves. Next thing you know they'd be wanting other people to wear masks and get jabbed too. Where will it all end?

Aye, but I'm definitely having 'Covid Socialist' on my tombstone.
'Didn't like champagne, never took cocain, but in 2021 had THREE Covid 19 jabs - he was a COVID SOCIALIST!'

in Latin, natch.

 

[stavros]

Michael Gove got stuck in the Broadcasting House lift this morning. Not his fault; could happen to anyone.

He then gets his pop culture confused, saying that Armando Iannucci might be listening and put such a scenario into an episode of W1A.

 

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Email shows Boris Johnson aide invited No 10 staff to lockdown ‘BYOB’ party

Police investigating reports that Martin Reynolds invited 100 employees and PM attended at time when social mixing was banned

www.theguardian.com

 

[Ming]

Michael Gove got stuck in the Broadcasting House lift this morning. Not his fault; could happen to anyone.

He then gets his pop culture confused, saying that Armando Iannucci might be listening and put such a scenario into an episode of W1A.

As a thought exercise. Imagine being stuck in the lift with the cunt for 30 minutes. And to add extra pleasure imagine the CCTV’s out of action. Makes me smile anyway.

 

[Ming]

Actually one missed opportunity was when that gobshite in no10 escaped into that fridge. JUST SOLDER THE FUCKING LOCK SHUT AND TURN THE TEMPERATURE DOWN AS FAR AS IT‘LL GO!! Could even throw in a penguin or three before doing the lock.

 

[Calamity1971]

Actually one missed opportunity was when that gobshite in no10 escaped into that fridge. JUST SOLDER THE FUCKING LOCK SHUT AND TURN THE TEMPERATURE DOWN AS FAR AS IT‘LL GO!! Could even throw in a penguin or three before doing the lock.

Would it be possible in this fantasy to have kuensburg in there too?

 

[Ming]

Would it be possible in this fantasy to have kuensburg in there too?

Well the more who go in the longer they’d survive as they’d end up resorting to cannibalism if we kept an oxygen supply going. It would be a fine example of survival (i use that word very broadly) of the fittest Tories love so much. We could demonstrate the entrepreneurial spirit also by filming the whole thing and selling it on a pay to view basis. Apart from the unwaged who get to watch for free. Actually we could increase their benefits as an incentive.

 

[Calamity1971]

Well the more who go in the longer they’d survive as they’d end up resorting to cannibalism if we kept an oxygen supply going. It would be a fine example of survival (i use that word very broadly) of the fittest Tories love so much. We could demonstrate the entrepreneurial spirit also by filming the whole thing and selling it on a pay to view basis. Apart from the unwaged who get to watch for free. Actually we could increase their benefits as an incentive.

Squid games in a Smeg. I like it.
Goes off to phone Alan partridges agent.

 

[Ming]

Squid games in a Smeg. I like it.
Goes off to phone Alan partridges agent.

Could you imagine being on a close protection unit for these cunts? They must know what they’re protecting. This guy is quite interesting. Ex-para and SAS. Became a peace campaigner. He ended up on ‘the circuit’ of ex soldiers protecting VIP’s. This is a very good presentation about how military training changes people. BTW I passed the pre-selection course for The Artists Rifles myself (TA regiment).

 

[elbows]

As a thought exercise. Imagine being stuck in the lift with the cunt for 30 minutes. And to add extra pleasure imagine the CCTV’s out of action. Makes me smile anyway.

I dont need to imagine, there is a Hancock episode I can make use of. Although this version of it has been shrunk and somewhat smurfified.

 

[gosub]

Well done News night

Butter adverts and Disney contracts have blunted its edge a bit

 

[gosub]

As a thought exercise. Imagine being stuck in the lift with the cunt for 30 minutes. And to add extra pleasure imagine the CCTV’s out of action. Makes me smile anyway.

Would entirely depend on the music playing in the lift

 

[prunus]

Would entirely depend on the music playing in the lift

 

[Badgers]

The Met Police's response raises more questions than it answers about No 10’s Christmas parties - Good Law Project

Before Christmas, we wrote to the Metropolitan Police asking them to explain or reverse their refusal to investigate the unlawful parties alleged to have taken place at No 10 Downing Street in December 2020. We’ve now received the Met’s response, which raises more questions than it answers, and...

goodlawproject.org

 

[brogdale]

The Met Police's response raises more questions than it answers about No 10’s Christmas parties - Good Law Project

Before Christmas, we wrote to the Metropolitan Police asking them to explain or reverse their refusal to investigate the unlawful parties alleged to have taken place at No 10 Downing Street in December 2020. We’ve now received the Met’s response, which raises more questions than it answers, and...

goodlawproject.org

If they've really put this in writing...extraordinary:

Their attempts to justify that decision really don’t make sense. First they say they relied on the Government’s assurances that no rules had been broken. Then they say there would have been no point in interviewing No 10 staff about the parties because they would have refused to answer questions that exposed them to a risk of prosecution. In what other crime would police decline to investigate because the suspected offender assured them no rules had been broken? And those justifications can’t both be true; if no rules were broken, there’s no risk of self-incrimination.

 

[two sheds]

We can't interview them because we think they're guilty

 

[ruffneck23]

 

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The top civil servant investigating parties at Downing Street has again been implicated in withholding information from public scrutiny – this time relating to the Grenfell Tower fire.

Partygate investigator helped shield No.10 from scrutiny over Grenfell

Revealed: Emails show how Sue Gray was consulted over decision to withhold information about fatal fire

www.opendemocracy.net

 

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[brogdale]

My vacuous, thick tory MP hosted a zoom conference call for Young Conservatives to put questions to Priti Patel; seems that it didn't go as he expected!



His message contribution is very revealing!

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Calamity1971]

Bridgen getting a good heckling earlier.

 

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[brogdale]

And...

 

[Badgers]

Tip of the iceberg...

Tens of thousands ‘have died at home without adequate care during pandemic’

Exclusive ‘Drastic’ increase in people dying at home means health and care providers have struggled to respond, warns leading charity

www.independent.co.uk