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[Badgers]

 

[teqniq]

Truss's snout firmly in the trough:

 

[two sheds]

Prime Ministerial material

 

[not a trot]

Truss's snout firmly in the trough:

Do they serve Pork for lunch ?

 

[existentialist]

Do they serve Pork for lunch ?

In Trussia, you do not go into the pork: the pork goes into you.

 

[Chilli.s]

Prime Ministerial material

Sadly you are right

 

[Sprocket.]

In Trussia, you do not go into the pork: the pork goes into you.

Porklife.

 

[teqniq]

 

[Flavour]

I have to admit I admire the audacity of it, the polish language lessons. Wonderful stuff.

 

[existentialist]

I have to admit I admire the audacity of it, the polish language lessons. Wonderful stuff.

Absolutely reeks of "I'm untouchable", though

 

[teqniq]

It would appear that Truss has form for this (and attempting to hide it too). A short thread:

 

[teqniq]

5 Hertford St seems to be the place to be and they all seem to be briefing against each other now (potential replacements for Johnson that is):

Rishi Sunak dines at lavish private club days after freezing public sector pay

The Chancellor swapped Wagamamas and Pizza Pilgrims for the exclusive surroundings of 5 Hertford Street - where Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had their first date - days after announcing austerity measures following the Covid-19 crisis

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Calamity1971]

And the prize for brown noser of 2022 goes to.....The man who claimed for polish lessons even though he's apparently fluent in polish.

 

[existentialist]

And the prize for brown noser of 2022 goes to.....The man who claimed for polish lessons even though he's apparently fluent in polish.

The Parliamentary equivalent of "PMs of support"?

 

[stavros]

Bim Afolami says that Emmanuel Macron is "the number one populist in Europe". Orban and, erm, Johnson immediately spring to mind to counter that claim.

 

[existentialist]

Bim Afolami says that Emmanuel Macron is "the number one populist in Europe". Orban and, erm, Johnson immediately spring to mind to counter that claim.

Yebbut...Johnson isn't actually all that good at it. Well, not very good at blending pure populism with some actual, y'know, governing.

 

[Dogsauce]

Bim Afolami says that Emmanuel Macron is "the number one populist in Europe". Orban and, erm, Johnson immediately spring to mind to counter that claim.

Historically I think the Berlusconi clown had a claim on that title.

 

[stavros]

Historically I think the Berlusconi clown had a claim on that title.

You're right. I did a bit of a brainstorm for who I could add to Orban and Johnson (I think the Polish leader is a bit of a knob, if I recall correctly), and forgot about the bunga bunga parties.

 

[elbows]

 

[Calamity1971]

Reading the comments and someone mentioned Joy Morrissey. Passed me by last year. Fucking hell.
Tory MP Joy Morrissey demands a portrait of the Queen 'in every home'

 

[quiet guy]

Seeing as it is a 24hour operation with BBC News taking over after the last weather forecast @2am when does Andrew Rosindell think the anthem should be played, just so I know when to change channels or turn on a saved recording.

 

[Sprocket.]

Seeing as it is a 24hour operation with BBC News taking over after the last weather forecast @2am when does Andrew Rosindell think the anthem should be played, just so I know when to change channels or turn on a saved recording.

Shows how in touch with reality the twats are.

 

[not a trot]

Reading the comments and someone mentioned Joy Morrissey. Passed me by last year. Fucking hell.
Tory MP Joy Morrissey demands a portrait of the Queen 'in every home'

Reading the comments and someone mentioned Joy Morrissey. Passed me by last year. Fucking hell.
Tory MP Joy Morrissey demands a portrait of the Queen 'in every home'

Mine hangs in the bog. Acts as a great inspiration when I'm bunged up.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Mine hangs in the bog. Acts as a great inspiration when I'm bunged up.

Get it stenciled in the urinals in every pub toilet and you'd be amazed how much cleaner the floors would get

 

[Dogsauce]

Just wait until it’s a picture of Charlie we’re all supposed to have on display. Don’t think there will be the same clamour for having that jug-eared twat staring at you.

 

[not a trot]

Get it stenciled in the urinals in every pub toilet and you'd be amazed how much cleaner the floors would get

Should wee sing or whistle the anthem whilst going ?

 

[existentialist]

Should wee sing or whistle the anthem whilst going ?

Whistling will be deemed insufficiently respectful. The only acceptable renditions will be those accompanied by the Band Of The Grenadier Guards, a cathedral organ, or a 100 voice choir. Whistling it will constitute an offence against the new policing Bill, punishable by 10 years' imprisonment.

 

[two sheds]

they should do it with a kazoo

 

[existentialist]

they should do it with a kazoo

Fine, if you don't mind this turning up at your door

 

[teqniq]

That blew up in their faces rather nicely: