The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[not a trot]

If and when one or more of these cunts meets a nasty end, I'll be fucked if I will hold any sympathy for them.

 

[existentialist]

Remarkable how "unaware" the guardians of our liberties and freedoms seem to be, so much of the time

 

[existentialist]

nobody mentioned it to him at all very believable

Plausible deniability. The second refuge of the scoundrel.

 

[Serge Forward]

The only conclusion is that they are either total morons or total charlatans or both.

Nah, not morons but ideologues. And all their talk of "freedom" is only on their terms. These cunts will vote for every single repressive and authoritarian bill going through the Houses of Parliament and don't give a fuck about freedom unless their warped view of it fits with their ideological base.

 

[Raheem]

The only conclusion is that they are either total morons or total charlatans or both.

Surely it's a premise, rather than a conclusion.

 

[Raheem]

nobody mentioned it to him at all very believable

That investigation Johnson ordered is going to conclude that some very naughty civil servants went behind their bosses' backs, isn't it?

 

[BCBlues]

That investigation Johnson ordered is going to conclude that some very naughty civil servants went behind their bosses' backs, isn't it?

Yes he will miss his old buddy and fellow twat Cummings right now to draw up some algorithms of which civil servants to blame

 

[Badgers]

 

[elbows]

Yeah BBC starting to report on that:

The man heading an investigation into lockdown parties at Downing Street invited staff to a "Christmas party" in his office last year.

Top civil servant Simon Case is due to report shortly on claims Covid rules were broken at events for staff in the run up to last Christmas.

But the BBC has been told that Case's position as chairman of the inquiry is now under consideration.

The Cabinet Office has been asked to comment.

We'll bring you more on this developing story as we get it.

 

[brogdale]

Yeah BBC starting to report on that:

They're not even very good at any of this, are they?

 

[JimW]

Takes a thief to catch a thief

 

[brogdale]

Takes a thief to catch a thief

Just trying to imagine the depth of arrogance that equips someone with the mental architecture to agree to head up an inquiry into a crime that they themselves committed.

 

[two sheds]

Well he's going to know more than almost any other person in the UK what went on and how legal it was. Obvious choice.

 

[teqniq]

 

[not-bono-ever]

I can imagine them lolling away and high fiving each other after their secret get togethers passed unnoticed. What a delightful Xmas gift for these wankers

 

[not-bono-ever]

Next year maybe their treat will be a sort stay on lamppost on the mall

 

[teqniq]

Looks like GLP will be seeing the Met in court:

 

[brogdale]

Next year maybe their treat will be a sort stay on lamppost on the mall

That's more like it!

 

[Lurdan]

Just trying to imagine the depth of arrogance that equips someone with the mental architecture to agree to head up an inquiry into a crime that they themselves committed.

It's a role that calls for training and expertise

 

[brogdale]

It's a role that calls for training and expertise

Yep; self-selecting cohorts of psychopaths.

 

[quiet guy]

If GLP win will Dame Cressida have to arrest herself

 

[existentialist]

They're not even very good at any of this, are they?

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[Artaxerxes]

"He attended the quiz but did not take part"

"The Google invite was titled Christmas Party!"

 

[brogdale]

"He attended the quiz but did not take part"

"The Google invite was titled Christmas Party!"

"I did not have quiz relations with that party"

 

[stavros]

Remarkable how "unaware" the guardians of our liberties and freedoms seem to be, so much of the time

It's the Rebakah Brooks defence: wholly innocent because she didn't having fucking clue what was going on at the newspaper she was editing.

 

[stavros]

Oliver Dowden claimed this morning that the Covid vaccines are very "efficous".

 

[Calamity1971]

Martin Thomas is confirmed as the new Charity Commission Chair
Oh, hang on.

Another slimy shitebag.

 

[Badgers]

RESIGNED

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

LORD FROST