The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[Badgers]

Will Liz Truss hurry to Kabul to be the first trade secretary to agree a free trade agreement with the Taliban?

 

[Badgers]

Can anybody remember the name of the Tory MP who went to Afghanistan in the 1980s and posed for pictures with the Mujahideen?

 

[existentialist]

Will Liz Truss hurry to Kabul to be the first trade secretary to agree a free trade agreement with the Taliban?

"I KNOW!!! Isn't it AMAZING!!!?!?!"

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

Speeding MP off roads after asking for a court ban - BBC News

Conservative Paul Bristow wrote that he wanted to avoid "hypocrisy" after speeding on the A1.

www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org

 

[Badgers]

#ToryScum

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[MrSki]

 

[glitch hiker]

Except of course when he delegated to his juniors because he was busy ordering a 99 flake from the fucking ice cream man on the beach.

 

[glitch hiker]

Will Liz Truss hurry to Kabul to be the first trade secretary to agree a free trade agreement with the Taliban?

Problem is they have standards now

 

[Raheem]

Problem is they have standards now

And options.

 

[brogdale]

Get yer flags right for your puff-piece photo-ops...

 

[brogdale]

Or maybe we're now the PRC's 3rd Special Administrative region?

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Get yer flags right for your puff-piece photo-ops...

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“Yes 2 stuffed crust and some garlic bread please, oh and a bottle of Diet Coke”

 

[teqniq]

Absolute scumbag:

Leaked video shows Raab telling officials to trade with countries which fail to meet human rights standards

Amnesty International accuses him of ‘throwing human rights defenders to the wolves’

www.independent.co.uk

 

[glitch hiker]

Get yer flags right for your puff-piece photo-ops...

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The most fake picture i've ever seen that doesn't include Lee Harvey Oswald or the globe earth

 

[stavros]

I get that the Union flag is de rigueur these days, but why does he have a Chinese flag as well?

 

[stavros]

I've not got a source for this, only taken from another part of the interweb:

Mercer said he’s considering whether he wants to remain an MP. “Being in a Tory Party at the moment is like working for a really shit company where everyone takes the piss out of you and everyone running it hasn’t got a clue.”

 

[agricola]

Or maybe we're now the PRC's 3rd Special Administrative region?

3rd Special Measures Administrative region surely?

 

[agricola]

I've not got a source for this, only taken from another part of the interweb:

Tory MP Johnny Mercer: ‘Working for the Conservative party now is like working for a really shit company’

The Plymouth MP and Afghanistan veteran has had enough of this government, he tells Melanie McDonagh

www.standard.co.uk

 

[Badgers]

Army supporting ambulance services in England - BBC News

High demand and staffing shortages have meant the Army has been called in to help look after patients.

www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org

#worldbeating

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Artaxerxes]

He could pirate?

 

[ruffneck23]

He could pirate?

I Think that's more Gove's dept

 

[ruffneck23]

From the same tweet thread.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Badgers]

This is on Disgraced Prime Minister de Pfeffel Johnson's watch.

The cabinet are all corrupt, cruel and incompetent. When does the PM take responsibility or blame?

 

[flypanam]

This is on Disgraced Prime Minister de Pfeffel Johnson's watch.

The cabinet are all corrupt, cruel and incompetent. When does the PM take responsibility or blame?

It’s a cabinet made in his image, dPJ isn’t going to see anything wrong. He doesn’t have the capacity for self reflection.

 

[Badgers]

 

[teqniq]

New range from Ikea (stolen from Twitter)