The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[Badgers]

#ToryScum

 

[MrCurry]

Good grief, how much fiddling do you have to do to get sacked from an organisation comprised entirely of corrupt people? She must’ve been fabricating invoices worth millions… No wonder she’s found a soulmate in Boris.

 

[hash tag]

#ToryScum

Are they taking preorders?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Unlike Cameron we can actually prove she’s slept with a pig as he keeps showing up on the news and holding press conferences

 

[steveo87]

Amber Rudd's daughter, incidentally:


She's none to happy that someone saved then screen shot before she deleted it, either.

 

[stavros]

#ToryScum

Why is Michael Ashcroft still allowed to use the "Lord" moniker? He resigned from the House six years ago, in all probability because they wanted fewer tax-dodging non-doms in there. He's certainly not one who inherited his title, so he's advertising himself as something he's not, or lying as others might call it.

 

[Badgers]

#ToryScum again and again and again

 

[stavros]

On Any Questions Jacob Rees-Mogg refutes the idea that stop-and-search disproportionately targets black people by citing the occasion when he himself was stopped on Pall Mall.

 

[eatmorecheese]

On Any Questions Jacob Rees-Mogg refutes the idea that stop-and-search disproportionately targets black people by citing the occasion when he himself was stopped on Pall Mall.

Jesus. And nanny wasn't there to deal with it.

Maybe he fitted the profile of a St James's chang mover. Had Gove waiting on him in Pratt's.

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[Chilli.s]

Fuck AI, ordinary intelligence would do. don't put a whole lot of consultants and focus groups and ministers on it. All that does is sponge up the cash that should go to people at the workfront.

All that crap last week about phones in the classroom. They are possibly the easiest way for schools to embrace and use technology. Homework by text. Teach every kid to type.

 

[Storm Fox]

It's been 18hours since the last fuck up,
Now there is this:


This lot would be kicked out of village hall committee, let alone the country

 

[Badgers]

#ToryScum

 

[two sheds]

Wouldn't the provider have copies? No idea how long they keep them though.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Wouldn't the provider have copies? No idea how long they keep them though.

WhatsApp is end to end encrypted so no visibly for providers

What you can do is sign in to WhatsApp with a user account and transfer messages between devices - otherwise nobody’s getting those back

 

[Storm Fox]

Wouldn't the provider have copies? No idea how long they keep them though.

Not with Whatapps, but it is normally backed up to your Google Drive account.

 

[two sheds]

Needs a court order not to destroy any messages.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It's been 18hours since the last fuck up,
Now there is this:


This lot would be kicked out of village hall committee, let alone the country

Dunno about you, but when I last replaced my phone one of the last things I did with the old one was back up the WhatsApp messages, and then download them onto the new one. So I didn't lose anything important.

Not the same circumstances of course. I wasn't actively destroying evidence of fraud and grand scale theft from the public purse.

 

[Sasaferrato]

#ToryScum

#bitterimpotentleftie

 

[Storm Fox]

#bitterimpotentleftie

So organising contracts over a non official channel is OK?

 

[krtek a houby]

So organising contracts over a non official channel is OK?

As long as it's done by a Tory, of course it is.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Why is Michael Ashcroft still allowed to use the "Lord" moniker? He resigned from the House six years ago, in all probability because they wanted fewer tax-dodging non-doms in there. He's certainly not one who inherited his title, so he's advertising himself as something he's not, or lying as others might call it.

Stopping being a working peer doesn't remove the title.

That is done by death, or IIRC a prison sentence of a certain length.

I don't seem to recall correctly.

On looking at Archer, he is still a life peer, there seems to be no automatic mechanism to remove a peer, it needs an act of parliament.

I was certain that post Archer a mechanism had been put in place, seems not.

 

[NoXion]

#bitterimpotentleftie

If you're not also angry, then you're not paying attention to what's happening. Given what we already know of Tory behaviour, it's likely that this phone "replacement" was done to cover up misdeeds.

 

[two sheds]

"For Bethell is an honourable man."

surprised you're defending the tories on this, sass.

 

[glitch hiker]

What the actual artificial fuck?

 

[two sheds]

Get rid of teachers

 

[teqniq]

It's been 18hours since the last fuck up,
Now there is this:


This lot would be kicked out of village hall committee, let alone the country

This is not a fuckup, it's entirely deliberate.

 

[stavros]

Stopping being a working peer doesn't remove the title.

That is done by death, or IIRC a prison sentence of a certain length.

I don't seem to recall correctly.

On looking at Archer, he is still a life peer, there seems to be no automatic mechanism to remove a peer, it needs an act of parliament.

I was certain that post Archer a mechanism had been put in place, seems not.

Thank you. I didn't expect the answer to be logical, because we're talking about the House of Lords here. Archer (liar and jailbird) and Ashcroft (liar and tax dodger) are but two amongst many wrong'uns in the HoL. Yet for some reason the idea that it's shite and ought to be changed never gains traction with an electorate who voted in vast numbers to get rid of the unelected elite in Brussels.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Thank you. I didn't expect the answer to be logical, because we're talking about the House of Lords here. Archer (liar and jailbird) and Ashcroft (liar and tax dodger) are but two amongst many wrong'uns in the HoL. Yet for some reason the idea that it's shite and ought to be changed never gains traction with an electorate who voted in vast numbers to get rid of the unelected elite in Brussels.

I'm in favour of a second chamber, but find it hard to see how you put people there.

Election is just Commons II, appointment is what we have now, bar a few hereditaries and Bishops.

 

[rubbershoes]

Stopping being a working peer doesn't remove the title.

That is done by death, or IIRC a prison sentence of a certain length.

I don't seem to recall correctly.

On looking at Archer, he is still a life peer, there seems to be no automatic mechanism to remove a peer, it needs an act of parliament.

I was certain that post Archer a mechanism had been put in place, seems not.

There is no way for a life peer to resign their peerage. A private members bill was introduced by Lord Philips as he wanted to go back to being Mr Phillips and make way for someone younger. His bill was defeated and there is still no way to resign