The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[ruffneck23]

Presume there were other candidates last time this seat was fought given the vote share changes? Maybe posh southern Tories don’t like the inconvenience of Brexit or the ‘loose morals’ of certain government members (sort of shit the blue rinse lot care about).

I think it's mostly that they dont like Alexander Johnson around here. I work in houses all around the area , from the smaller houses and flats to the mansions of the super rich and everyone I meet thinks he is a wanker.

It's the blue wall crumbling

 

[Artaxerxes]

For all the talk of how the conservatives are the true representatives of the white working class and the red wall they push they have very much ignored or been unconcerned of how much they alienate the floppy middle class comfortable people they rely on with Boris and his cabinet of caligari Muppets

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Asked by this bloke:

 

[alex_]

Presume there were other candidates last time this seat was fought given the vote share changes? Maybe posh southern Tories don’t like the inconvenience of Brexit or the ‘loose morals’ of certain government members (sort of shit the blue rinse lot care about).

Yes, presumably this was a remain seat ?

 

[glitch hiker]

Oh look, a stupid fucking Tory clown

 

[quiet guy]

These Tories really are living up to their Harry Enfield sketch characters. Every one of them should do some shifts with the NHS without wearing masks before they starting spouting this shit.

 

[MrSki]

These Tories really are living up to their Harry Enfield sketch characters. Every one of them should do some shifts with the NHS without wearing masks before they starting spouting this shit.

Yes and be back in the HoC packed and maskless. Lead by example and all that.

 

[Dystopiary]

Asked by this bloke:

Jamie Wallis -

Tory MP Claimed He Wasn’t Involved With A “Sugar Daddy” Service His Website Promoted. He Actually Co-Owned It.

 

[brogdale]

Have we had this, yet?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Good fucking luck, it ain't happening

 

[existentialist]

Good fucking luck, it ain't happening

Definitely a "be careful what you wish for" policy. Many schools (probably all) have some kind of ban on mobile use in school, but there are so many exceptions and reasons why kids may need to have their mobile phones available that the thing becomes unenforceable. I've worked in schools where they've tried to enforce it via bag searches and the like, with the result that schools start to look (and feel) like something out of East Germany, and all the consequences that go with that.

It's just another bit of populist crowdpleasing that will prove ineffective, and at the same time bring up all kinds of power and control issues that can only interfere with the process of education. Schools need to be moving away from power and control, not inventing, or having to implement, stupid ideas that just ramp that shit up.

 

[Chilli.s]

No phones in schools? Daft and unworkable.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Most schools already have something in place I'm sure, but it's very much akin to Canute trying to hold back the tide* and the kids are just going to carry on


*Yes I know he was actually trying to prove he was powerless compared to God

 

[brogdale]

It's just another bit of populist crowdpleasing that will prove ineffective...

Yep, pitched right into the sort of demographic that will find the 'policy' both logical, simple to understand and accord with the easily learnt mantra...well, we didn't have them in our day and it never did us....

 

[brogdale]

Thick cunt Bridgen twisting the irony dials to beyond 11...

 

[existentialist]

Thick cunt Bridgen twisting the irony dials to beyond 11...

What a fucking clown. I don't hope his words come back to haunt him, because that would imply much more suffering...but if that suffering comes to pass, I hope he - and the rest of the passengers in the clown car - are fucking well hung out to dry for their hubris.

Of course, they won't be. With a pliant press, and an enfeebled national broadcaster, they will be able to get away with anything.

 

[stavros]

Rishi Sunak masters the art of metaphor on R4 this morning:

"We're literally throwing the kitchen sink at trying to help people."

 

[two sheds]

it's the only way they know how to help people

 

[Artaxerxes]

Rishi Sunak masters the art of metaphor on R4 this morning:

"We're literally throwing the kitchen sink at trying to help people."

Boris redecorating again?

 

[brogdale]

Sounds like Postie's been.



Thick cunt.

 

[Dogsauce]

Sounds like Postie's been.

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Thick cunt.

Nah, it’s an evidence-based assumption. Given everyone he’s surrounded by in the Tory party and their associates would only do something if there was some financial benefit for themselves, it’s not strange that he would assume other people or organisations would behave the same.

 

[two sheds]

Sounds like Postie's been.

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Thick cunt.

"I didn't intend to suggest ..." why fucking suggest it then

 

[brogdale]

Nah, it’s an evidence-based assumption. Given everyone he’s surrounded by in the Tory party and their associates would only do something if there was some financial benefit for themselves, it’s not strange that he would assume other people or organisations would behave the same.

Projection

 

[Badgers]

International embarrassment

Foreign aid: Gates and others to partially cover UK aid cuts

The group says the funding will help save "critical projects" and ensure progress is not "wasted".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[stavros]

Watching Nadhim Zahawi sweat on Marr this morning was quite good fun, even if he avoided answering the repeated question.

He also evoked the Dunkirk comparison for the vaccine roll-out, which grated to say the least.

 

[stavros]

The line from Tory HQ as to whether Priti Patel supports anti-racism measures seems to be to avoid the question by saying she's been the victim of racism herself. I've heard at least two MPs use that approach when asked about the concept of taking the knee.

 

[existentialist]

The line from Tory HQ as to whether Priti Patel supports anti-racism measures seems to be to avoid the question by saying she's been the victim of racism herself. I've heard at least two MPs use that approach when asked about the concept of taking the knee.

It's just a variant of the "some of my best friends are Black" gambit, isn't it?

 

[stavros]

It's just a variant of the "some of my best friends are Black" gambit, isn't it?

I did indeed that hear line used when the recent inquiry into Tory racism came out. Apparently they don't have a problem with Islamophobia because they have Patel (Hindu), Sunak (Hindu) and Javid (non-believer, I think).

 

[teqniq]

'Lower the tone' Victoria Atkins, what an arsehole:



E2a I notice they wheeled her out rather than Patel take the flak.

 

[Chilli.s]

that green dress is dreadful