The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here
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Disgraced Prime Minister de Pfeffel JohnsonIt's Johnson
BCBlues
Lend us a Twenner
Prisoner 54-46 Johnson
unmarked pauper grave
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Cornered rat.
Insult to rats frankly
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
There isn't a creature vile enough to fairly use as a metaphor for Hancock, sadly.
He is a Parasitoid
Parasitoids start their lives as parasites, in or on the body of a host, but they end up as predators, eating the host entirely.
The Parasitoid lurks inside the flesh of the host, soaking up nutrients and drinking its blood. The Parasitoid must keep its host alive, so it avoids damaging the vital organs.
When the Parasitoid is ready to break out, it releases chemicals that paralyse host. With its host stuck, the Parasitoid uses specialised, saw-like teeth to eat its way through the thick skin.
(Replace 'host' with the UK)
The Parasitoid lurks inside the flesh of the host, soaking up nutrients and drinking its blood. The Parasitoid must keep its host alive, so it avoids damaging the vital organs.
When the Parasitoid is ready to break out, it releases chemicals that paralyse host. With its host stuck, the Parasitoid uses specialised, saw-like teeth to eat its way through the thick skin.
(Replace 'host' with the UK)
Panic in his eyes.
Chilli.s
mingling jets and statuettes
Not enough panic imho
People should not be afraid of their governments...
Ground Elder
Well-Known Member
Cheshire East Councillor Conservative Cunt Marc Asquith intends to attend tomorrow's full council meeting
Storm Fox
Trying the find the next noun to verb
"Since I've had the two jabs, I'm not concerned"
Right Wing attitude in one sentence.
maomao
普費斯
He now claims that he misread the lateral flow test but didn't go to the meeting anyway.
Maybe he thought that 'C' for 'control' on the test stood for covid n (this worked on my wife when I whatsapped her a picture of a negative test with the caption 'c=covid' to wind her up).
Road rage councillor in cell for swearing at cop
A COUNCILLOR was arrested and locked up for swearing at a policeman in a traffic jam - on a bypass he voted to be built. Lawyer Marc Asquith, 51, was involved in the heated confrontation during the morning rush hour on the A34 in Wilmslow.
all of his wives for example
It was posted on the Johnson is a cunt thread, but I think it worth repeating here, as it more relates to the limitations of one of his ministers.
Robert Buckland says Johnson doesn't have to abide by normal life codes because he wins elections.
Robert Buckland says Johnson doesn't have to abide by normal life codes because he wins elections.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Literally the excuse they've been using about Blair for a decade
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
For reference
rubbershoes
not the only raver in the village
Dominic Raab's mobile number available online for a decade.
And still no one wants to call him
And still no one wants to call him
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
That was EXACTLY the first thought I had
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
The Patrick Bateman of cabinet
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Alarm over plans to shield post-Brexit environment watchdog from scrutiny | Brexit | The Guardian
Campaigners say prohibitions in environment bill will shroud new body’s work in unnecessary secrecy
ruffneck23
front left
Wasnt too sure where to post this, but this is pretty mad, Cobham and Downside is about a mile from me and a proper blue ( well was...)
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
Presume there were other candidates last time this seat was fought given the vote share changes? Maybe posh southern Tories don’t like the inconvenience of Brexit or the ‘loose morals’ of certain government members (sort of shit the blue rinse lot care about).
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