PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[ItWillNeverWork]

If he ever gets into power it will be like the Nazis never went away. Or at least according to someone I just overheard in a coffee shop. It's not the first time I've heard this sort of nonsense either. It's bonkers, so why do people persist with such bizarre positions?

As far as I can tell, the jury is still out on whether Johnson has any political convictions at all, other than the conviction that he deserves to be at the centre of attention.

 

[Wilf]

If he ever gets into power it will be like the Nazis never went away. Or at least according to someone I just overheard in a coffee shop. It's not the first time I've heard this sort of nonsense either. It's bonkers, so why do people persist with such bizarre positions?

As far as I can tell, the jury is still out on whether Johnson has any political convictions at all, other than the conviction that he deserves to be at the centre of attention.

Unruly fringe. Just saying.

 

[SaskiaJayne]

I don't think he is even that clever. He talks the talk but I think he has been sussed or certainly will be if he ever actually attempts to become Prime Minister.

 

[Pickman's model]

boris has only got one ball
the other is in the albert hall
his mother the dirty bugger
cut it off when he was small

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't think he is even that clever. He talks the talk but I think he has been sussed or certainly will be if he ever actually attempts to become Prime Minister.

no, he wants to be chancellor

 

[8115]

It's definitely got a ring to it.

 

[Shechemite]

He is VERY blonde

 

[krtek a houby]

If he ever gets into power it will be like the Nazis never went away. Or at least according to someone I just overheard in a coffee shop. It's not the first time I've heard this sort of nonsense either. It's bonkers, so why do people persist with such bizarre positions?

As far as I can tell, the jury is still out on whether Johnson has any political convictions at all, other than the conviction that he deserves to be at the centre of attention.

If your coffee shop pundit was on about Trump, there might be more substance to it...

 

[SaskiaJayne]

no, he wants to be chancellor

He might get away with being prime minister for a few months but never chancellor, not even for a day. I'm sure even he knows that..

 

[Pickman's model]

He might get away with being prime minister for a few months but never chancellor, not even for a day. I'm sure even he knows that..

if hitler could become chancellor i'm sure boris can

 

[brogdale]

If Bore-iss Johnson flew in today,
They'd send a limousine anyway

 

[pogofish]

If your coffee shop pundit was on about Trump, there might be more substance to it...

Maybe time to remember this poem - Written by one of Boris's favourite poets and published by him in his time at the Spectator but when he was also an MP.

The Scotch - what a verminous race!

Canny, pushy, chippy, they're all over the place.

Battening off us with false bonhomie;

Polluting our stock, undermining our economy.

Down with sandy hair and knobbly knees!

Suppress the tartan dwarves and the Wee Frees!

Ban the kilt, the skean-dhu and the sporran

As provocatively, offensively foreign!

It's time Hadrian's Wall was refortified

To pen them in a ghetto on the other side.

I would go further. The nation

Deserves not merely isolation

But comprehensive extermination.

We must not flinch from a solution.

(I await legal prosecution.)

I remember it being defended as "Boris just being a bit cantankerous" at the time!

 

[souljacker]

He's more Kaiser Wilhelm than Adolf, I reckon.

 

[redsquirrel]

If your coffee shop pundit was on about Trump, there might be more substance to it...

No there wouldn't.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I don't think he is even that clever.

Oh he's clever alright, his buffoonery is a front. He's a fucking dangerous cunt & make no mistake!

 

[nino_savatte]

no, he wants to be chancellor

Kanzler, surely?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

He's not really very clever, he's just not as stupid as his idiotic comedy public persona. But then nobody is that stupid.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

'Clever' probably wasn't the right word, but I'm standing with 'dangerous cunt'

 

[krtek a houby]

No there wouldn't.

Yes there would.

 

[Shechemite]

Yes there would.

HE'S *BEHIND* YOU!!!

 

[redsquirrel]

Yes there would.

No. The fact that you think there would just revels your utter ignorance of any real political understanding (Bush junta FFS). Pathetically liberal bullshit masquerading as analysis.

Trump is not a fascist, the Republican party is not fascist, Bush was not a fascist. To claim that they are is both moronic and counter-productive.

 

[krtek a houby]

No. The fact that you think there would just revels your utter ignorance of any real political understanding (Bush junta FFS). Pathetically liberal bullshit masquerading as analysis.

Trump is not a fascist, the Republican party is not fascist, Bush was not a fascist. To claim that they are is both moronic and counter-productive.

Anytime I hear someone shriek "liberal" at me; I'm reminded of Fox News and all those eejits. Trump is a fascist. Your little indignant spiel is of no importance, other than to yourself.

 

[friedaweed]

How did he end up becoming Mayor of London. Did you guys all get pissed and vote for him for a giggle

 

[krtek a houby]

How did he end up becoming Mayor of London. Did you guys all get pissed and vote for him for a giggle

A number of factors; good PR, greed, Ken fatigue and a reaction to that era...

 

[redsquirrel]

Anytime I hear someone shriek "liberal" at me; I'm reminded of Fox News and all those eejits. Trump is a fascist. Your little indignant spiel is of no importance, other than to yourself.

OK in what way is he a fascist, outline the characteristics of him/his supporters that are fascistic.

 

[krtek a houby]

OK in what way is he a fascist, outline the characteristics of him/his supporters that are fascistic.

The racism, the advocation of violence, the demonising of entire religions and peoples. Not to mention women and disabled people.

 

[friedaweed]

A number of factors; good PR, greed, Ken fatigue and a reaction to that era...

Shirley you could have voted for Bez or George Micheal

 

[krtek a houby]

Shirley you could have voted for Bez or George Micheal

I had no idea either of them were in the running.

 

[redsquirrel]

The racism, the advocation of violence, the demonising of entire religions and peoples. Not to mention women and disabled people.

Those features have/are present in any number of political philosophies, none of them are unique to fascism. They don't even distinguish Trump from other US politicians (Republican or Democrat). The fact that you seem to think fascism is nothing more than "being nasty" just revels how ignorant you are (again). Seriously this is BLiar type shit.

You've made fascism so wide a term as to make it utterly meaningless. In 1939 the British, French and US governments were all racist, violent and discriminated against women and people with disabilities, hell they are still are now, so all fascist according to you.

 

[friedaweed]

I had no idea either of them were in the running.

Bez ran for Manchester mayor i think. I thought you guys might have had a cheese option too