PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[krtek a houby]

What are you reminded of when people shout " bell end " at you ?

I reminded that I really must put you on ignore one of these days.

 

[krtek a houby]

But you are a fucking liberal ?

I don't really do labels, old chap.

 

[stuff_it]

He is VERY blonde

Just need a snappier name for him. I've taken to calling my dog the 'caramac teapot' (a chocolate teapot would be brown, like a chocolate lab), so you'll have to think of something else.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Political Landscapes of London 2008

Quite fascinating. Very polarised city, not a lot of 'overlap' in areas where one party has the majority of the vote.

Someone, may have been you, mentioned the Conservative doughnut, very obvious from the maps.

 

[Sasaferrato]

So they all got pissed twice then



Are you 'bumming off' (Local teenerism for brown nosing) Boris Sasa? Once a tory ass kisser...






So still first against the wall then


I still think they should of had a celebrity Mayor. Pat Butcher or Ricky

I've always been a fan of Boris, and always will be. Makes me laugh when people on here cast up his shortcomings, I'd be very interested to see a detailed view of the critics 'shortcomings'.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Yeah yeah, whatever you say Boris.

You got a 'First' at Balliol one assumes?

 

[Teaboy]

, I'd be very interested to see a detailed view of the critics 'shortcomings'.

Sorry, like Johnson, we've all got super injunctions out on them.

 

[Sasaferrato]

That isn't him being clever. It's him being privileged.

You really do not miss any opportunity to expose yourself as an idiot, do you? Read up 'Kings Scholar', which you should have done in the first place. Johnson's parents could not have sent him to Eton, they couldn't afford to do so. He got one of 14 scholarships available each year.

 

[two sheds]

I've always been a fan of Boris, and always will be. Makes me laugh when people on here cast up his shortcomings, I'd be very interested to see a detailed view of the critics 'shortcomings'.

They've all wasted £600 million you reckon?

 

[Sasaferrato]

Eton College - KS Papers they don't look that easy for a 14 year old

Quite, but bullety never lets facts get in the way of his rampant class envy.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Sure, if you're a fish out of water. But with support... And the scum get plenty of it.

And first against the wall? Put him to work doing something useful first. Digging his own grave for example.

Who do you think you are? 'Scum'? Your rampant class envy is showing, and it isn't pretty.

One of life's high achievers, are you? Or was there always some perceived disadvantage that prevented you from achieving your full potential?

 

[YouSir]

I've always been a fan of Boris, and always will be. Makes me laugh when people on here cast up his shortcomings, I'd be very interested to see a detailed view of the critics 'shortcomings'.

You don't have to live in the city he's assisted in fucking up. But then not being on the receiving end has never held you back from being a Tory gobshite in the past, recent recanting ignored as the weak pish it is.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Certainly not if you haven't been privately tutored in ancient Greek and Latin. These languages only exist in the modern age for one reason - to weed out the oiks, what what.

Both Greek and Latin were available in my state comprehensive. I did Latin until the end of third year. Too idle to do Greek, not an easy alphabet.

 

[Sasaferrato]

You don't have to live in the city he's assisted in fucking up. But then not being on the receiving end has never held you back from being a Tory gobshite in the past, recent recanting ignored as the weak pish it is.

You are a cunt.

Now we have the gratuitous insults out of the way, explain why, if he was so dreadful, he was elected twice, and would quite probably have been elected for a third time? It would seem that your insight on Boris is far superior to the over a mill;ion people who voted for him.

Edited to add:

You really are a clown. I will not support the Conservative party again, as I've said on a number of occasions. You obviously have rather a low level of literary comprehension I think.

 

[YouSir]

You are a cunt.

Now we have the gratuitous insults out of the way, explain why, if he was so dreadful, he was elected twice, and would quite probably have been elected for a third time? It would seem that your insight on Boris is far superior to the over a mill;ion people who voted for him.

Just superior to yours. But I've said all I wanted to, beyond that I'd not waste the time of day on you.

 

[Sasaferrato]

They've all wasted £600 million you reckon?

Be interesting to see an analysis for Livingstone's time. Not that I accept the newspaper report without some substantiation. After all, they have in the past proven themselves to be shining examples of honesty and integrity, haven't they...

 

[Sasaferrato]

Just superior to yours. But I've said all I wanted to, beyond that I'd not waste the time of day on you.

I'm cut to the quick. Or not, as the case may be.

 

[butchersapron]

You really do not miss any opportunity to expose yourself as an idiot, do you? Read up 'Kings Scholar', which you should have done in the first place. Johnson's parents could not have sent him to Eton, they couldn't afford to do so. He got one of 14 scholarships available each year.

Of course they could - and did. Where do you come up with this guff from? The scholarship you're wittering on about only reduces fees by 10% - it doesn't waive the fees.

 

[butchersapron]

I swear if johnson ordered you to wipe his arse every morning you'd stay up all night to get to the front of the que.

 

[Libertad]

 

[Pickman's model]

You really do not miss any opportunity to expose yourself as an idiot, do you? Read up 'Kings Scholar', which you should have done in the first place. Johnson's parents could not have sent him to Eton, they couldn't afford to do so. He got one of 14 scholarships available each year.

don't talk shit: it would be an interesting new departure for you.

 

[Pickman's model]

You are a cunt.

Now we have the gratuitous insults out of the way, explain why, if he was so dreadful, he was elected twice, and would quite probably have been elected for a third time? It would seem that your insight on Boris is far superior to the over a mill;ion people who voted for him.

i suppose this means thatcher was super good because she was elected loads and loads of times.

 

[Libertad]

I will not support the Conservative party again, as I've said on a number of occasions.

Vermin apostate.

 

[seventh bullet]

Who do you think you are? 'Scum'? Your rampant class envy is showing, and it isn't pretty.

One of life's high achievers, are you? Or was there always some perceived disadvantage that prevented you from achieving your full potential?

I've already told you about this envy business. It isn't envy I feel. Resentment sure, but I think everyone deserves better than what the toffs have. The conditions are there for it already. We just need to take the reins from the fuckers. I nearly spat out my coffee when I read the arse-wiping comment. That's so you.

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't really do labels, old chap.

ah, the no labels label

 

[krtek a houby]

I've always been a fan of Boris, and always will be. Makes me laugh when people on here cast up his shortcomings, I'd be very interested to see a detailed view of the critics 'shortcomings'.

Racism, elitist snobbery - Boris excels at that. Are you a fan of that as well you tory bastard?

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Both Greek and Latin were available in my state comprehensive. I did Latin until the end of third year. Too idle to do Greek, not an easy alphabet.

Great for you. How proficient were you at the age of 14?

 

[coley]

They've all wasted £600 million you reckon?

In fairness the author has an agenda.

Christian Wolmar is seeking selection by Labour to be the party’s candidate for London Mayor in 2016. He is the only non-career politician short-listed by any of the major parties

 

[seventh bullet]

Racism, elitist snobbery - Boris excels at that.

So do liberals.

 

[two sheds]

what definition of liberal are you using there?