The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

[King Biscuit Time]

..crossed with Lance from 'PhoneShop'.

House of Commons, Having a Coffee #goodtimes

 

[stavros]

A young Rees-Mogg, if such a thing ever existed.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[stavros]

 

[jakejb79]

 

[imposs1904]

I thought Kenneth Clarke was a Jazz fan, not a Jizz fan:

 

[stavros]

 

[ViolentPanda]

Looks like she's wanking an invisible horse cock off into her mouth.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Looks like she's wanking an invisible horse cock off into her mouth.

The horse was air-brushed out, thank fuck for photoshop.

 

[stavros]

We can't see Kwasi Kwarteng's left hand, but his face tells all.

 

[ViolentPanda]

We can't see Kwasi Kwarteng's left hand, but his face tells all.

Note the female MP next to him shielding her face from Kwarteng's flying jizz.

 

[stavros]

All whilst Michael Fabricant struggles to stay awake.

 

[Wolveryeti]

 

[ViolentPanda]

Osborne: "gargle gargle snort whine" (and other coked-up inanities)

Kid: "Fuck my life. Really. Fuck my life. I'm five and it's already started going downhill thanks to that red-faced cunt".

 

[stavros]

"I'll help you spell 'Theresa', because that's quite difficult, but you should be able to spell 'cunt' yourself."

 

[stavros]

I may have posted this before, but what the hell.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I may have posted this before, but what the hell.

TBF, thhat's not a cum face, that's a "my labrador has just licked my balls" face.

 

[Raheem]

TBF, thhat's not a cum face, that's a "my labrador has just licked my balls" face.

One very often runs seamlessly into the other, though.

 

[ViolentPanda]

One very often runs seamlessly into the other, though.

I wouldn't know.

 

[stavros]

I wouldn't know.

I think there was an article in the Spectator about it a couple of weeks ago.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I think there was an article in the Spectator about it a couple of weeks ago.

In which case I definitely wouldn't know, as I haven't read The Spectator since Jeffery Barnard passed (or should that be "pissed"?) away.

 

[the button]

Hello everyone, just a flying visit. Saw this, thought of this thread.

 

[stavros]

Because this thread doesn't have enough Michael Gove photos;

 

[stavros]

 

[Lorca]

 

[mwgdrwg]

From the Brexit thread...

 

[JuanTwoThree]

 

[Lorca]

 

[stavros]

There is a Labour version of this thread somewhere, which I'm sure could be nearly as populated as this one, but oddly never took off to the same extent.

 

[stavros]

Nadhim Zahawi recounts his experiences at The Presidents club dinner.