The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

[stavros]

 

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[frogwoman]

 

[stavros]

Counter-intuitively, arch-Europhobe Desmond Swayne gets a buzz off Ken Clarke:

 

[brogdale]

Self-isolation special...

 

[stavros]

Vicky Ford, if you're wondering.

 

[tendril]

 

[Steel Icarus]

 

[not a trot]

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Waiting to be kicked in the face.

 

[stavros]

The Zahawi one looks fairly normal, like he's presenting daytime telly, rather than ejaculating (I'm not ruling out his ability to do both concurrently).

Speaking of looking normal...

 

[stavros]

 

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[stavros]

Well it's certainly not shame that's causing him to hang his head:

 

[Steel Icarus]

 

[Steel Icarus]

 

[brogdale]

Matt Handjob

 

[quiet guy]

Well it's certainly not shame that's causing him to hang his head:

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Checking his fly

 

[stavros]

A veritable tidal wave of blue jizz in the photo below. Just from those I recognise it looks like Davis, IDS, Bridgen, May and Cunt are enjoying themselves. Whilst his hands are innocent, who knows what Swayne is thinking about in that pose.

However the winner is the guy on the far left (sic) at the back.

 

[Pickman's model]

A veritable tidal wave of blue jizz in the photo below. Just from those I recognise it looks like Davis, IDS, Bridgen, May and Cunt are enjoying themselves. Whilst his hands are innocent, who knows what Swayne is thinking about in that pose.

However the winner is the guy on the far left (sic) at the back.

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How much more stateswomanlike may appears in contrast to the current pm.

 

[stavros]

 

[tendril]

 

[nino_savatte]

 

[Indeliblelink]

 

[Raheem]

 

[stavros]

"Best button my jacket, to cover the stains."

 

[Wolveryeti]

A classic from the archives:

 

[steveo87]

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"Lads, what do you think about tax breaks for the rich?"

 

[Fuzzy]

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that's a cracker

 

[stavros]

"Nurse! Get something to clean this up!"