The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

[brogdale]

Vic Reeves (Shooting Stars) manner...

 

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[Steel Icarus]

Cummings

 

[mx wcfc]

Cummings

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If that's his cum face, I almost pity him.

 

[brogdale]

.

 

[brogdale]

It's L'Embarras des richesses now...

 

[fishfinger]

I'm not a chicken fucker,
I'm a chicken fucker's son,
I'm only fucking chickens,
'til the fucking chickens come.

 

[stavros]

 

[stavros]

 

[MrSki]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

 

[stavros]

To ensure this thread remains important, I've just discovered how photogenic Matt Hancock is:

 

[JuanTwoThree]

 

[not a trot]

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Gertcha.

 

[editor]

 

[stavros]

C4 News did a nice graphic of Rishi Sunak staring lovingly into Johnson's eyes at cabinet today. He looked really star-struck.

If anyone has any more luck than me finding a still please post it.

 

[stavros]

 

[stavros]

A better, more subtle (dare I say conservative?) one of Sunak:

 

[Roadkill]

Not a cum face ... but is it only me who sees a resemblance?!

 

[equationgirl]

Not a cum face ... but is it only me who sees a resemblance?!

Not just you I'm afraid...

 

[Throbbing Angel]

This wank isn't getting any easier

Five and a half years later - still applies, FFS Roadkill

 

[Throbbing Angel]

this really is the worst wank I've ever had

...and this

 

[phillm]

Not just you I'm afraid...

 

[Roadkill]

Bump. I've just been given this mental image so I don't see why you lot shouldn't suffer as well:

 

[AmateurAgitator]

What a horrible thread this is

 

[brogdale]

What a horrible thread this is

Childish/puerile, at times unfunny, and certainly trivial or superficial; but horrible ?

 

[two sheds]

the people in the photographs for a start ...

 

[albionism]

 

[Steel Icarus]

 

[Roadkill]