The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

[panpete]

I've never known anyone to pull so many faces as David Cameron, he's always trying to pull his top lip inwards.

 

[Flanflinger]

Boris is wondering if Dave's had his cock in that mouth yet.
And May has just read his mind.

 

[albionism]

This one needs the perfect caption;

 

[the button]

 

[ViolentPanda]

Not so much a cumface as an "I've just realised what a sick, sordid fuck I am, what with letting Gidiot sniff coke off my bellend" face.

 

[Orang Utan]

who he? he looks like he was in a war

 

[the button]

who he? he looks like he was in a war

It's Dan Hodges, a brave Blairite little soldier who has indeed been fighting a pitiless battle against reality for some time.

Here's some straight talking: John McDonnell is a dangerous, Left-wing, ideological clown

.... for a sample of his work.

 

[Zabo]

The Indy do not like him. Fish eyes or what?

Osborne accused of covering up impact of 'eye-watering' tax credits cuts

 

[IC3D]

I was expecting Boris

 

[Orang Utan]

the post-coital pic is so awkward:

 

[Orang Utan]

i didn't hurt you really, didn't i? SHAKE HANDS WITH ME NOW!

 

[the button]

Saw this prick on Wednesday evening

 

[stavros]

The Indy do not like him.

Odd, given that they allegedly backed the Tories in the election due to Labour's threat to Two Beards' non-dom status.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[stavros]

 

[Orang Utan]

Not exactly a cumface, but look what kind of shadow IDS casts:

He is a true bellend

 

[Artaxerxes]

Not strictly a cum-face but I had to share, its to good not to.


Dark Lord of the Sith May

 

[stavros]

It's his left eyebrow that gives it away:

 

[MrSki]

 

[Artaxerxes]

Take your pick in this one, worthy of a caption competition

 

[Artaxerxes]

Oh dear...

 

[stavros]

 

[stavros]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[Libertad]

Off his tits.

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

After a significant amount of time spent Googling for the ever-charismatic Chuka Ummuna, I finally stumbled upon this uncontrolled display of depravity.

The filthy fuck!