The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

[the button]

 

[the button]

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[the button]

 

[the button]

 

[gimesumtruf]

You get it's ears like this..............

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

"Why do you think I'm drinking it?"

 

[stavros]

As far as I know, our esteemed Prime Minister's personal attitude towards sheep is as yet unknown, although Norman Lamb was a coalition minister.

 

[brogdale]

Some of the "special stuff" from Hilary Briss (& son)?

 

[brogdale]

Amusingly used by Guardian to illustrate their pig-fuckery denial story.

 

[the button]

 

[stavros]

 

[Libertad]

His Rebekah Brooks face.

 

[gimesumtruf]

Wanna wipe any off the shitlist?

 

[gimesumtruf]

Tell me Dave how do you lie to everyone and make it believable.

 

[gimesumtruf]

I'm not getting any closer to Syria or our army than this.

 

[gimesumtruf]

Old, but it holds true.

 

[gimesumtruf]

Fookin, fookin, fookin Ashcroft, the pig,argh fook.

 

[stavros]

"Oooh, oooh, I don't Belize it!"

 

[panpete]

This isn't a cum face, necessarily, but it's a really scary pic of Dave.

 

[Orang Utan]

David Cumeron:
David Cameron made this face during George Osborne’s speech at the Tory conference

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[stavros]

That last photo spoils things, because until that point I was convinced the woman over his left shoulder was a waxwork brought in to make him look popular.

 

[Orang Utan]

That last photo spoils things, because until that point I was convinced the woman over his left shoulder was a waxwork brought in to make him look popular.

she's looking down and wondering what's happened to her shoes

 

[stavros]

she's looking down and wondering what's happened to her shoes

Or she's at Father Jack levels of inebriation:

"Are those my feet?"

 

[brogdale]

That last photo spoils things, because until that point I was convinced the woman over his left shoulder was a waxwork brought in to make him look popular.

Unless I'm much mistaken, that woman is Rochester's very own Kelly; someone who could very nearly support their own dedicated thread of this nature.

 

[craigzz2014]

Amusingly used by Guardian to illustrate their pig-fuckery denial story.

knocking one out!

 

[MrSki]

 

[stavros]

This one needs the perfect caption;

 

[ItWillNeverWork]