The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

[brogdale]

tits

 

[brogdale]

Vigourous

 

[brogdale]

Oh yeah, baby...

 

[stavros]

I'm referring to the one on the left below;

 

[brogdale]

Poor snowy...

 

[stavros]

 

[cuppa tee]

 

[brogdale]

Waiting for the money shot

 

[eatmorecheese]

Oh yeah, baby...

 

[stavros]

The current issue of Private Eye has one on the cover, although they think it evokes the idea of sleeping rather than ejaculation;

 

[brogdale]

 

[brogdale]

that embarrassing jizz on ruff moment...

 

[stavros]

 

[stavros]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[stavros]

 

[Libertad]

 

[stavros]

One of the new intake;

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

One of the new intake;

Who is he?

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Different party and no longer gracing us with his talents, but what the fuck...

 

[stavros]

Who is he?

Ranil Jayawardena, the newly-elected member for North East Hampshire. I expect to see a lot more of him, as he ticks many tokenist boxes; under 30, of Asian descent, comprehensively-educated, didn't go to Oxbridge. He just needs to be Northern and female for a full house.

 

[ViolentPanda]

One of the new intake;

He looks like David Mitchell's slightly more moon-faced younger half-brother.
The poor bastard.

 

[nino_savatte]

 

[nino_savatte]

 

[imposs1904]

Fucking the poor earlier today:

 

[the button]

Spicy.