The *FULL* cooked breakfast thread - back me up

[danny la rouge]

One of the great breakfasts of the world is Pho.

What is the fee for pho, chum?

 

[Steel Icarus]

What is the fee for pho, chum?

Don't be such a dong, Dan

 

[Mr.Bishie]

yes, delicious. I always think of Ulysses when eating kidneys:

That breakfast cost around 70 pence.

Hairy Biker recipe for devilled kids, have a go! Like you, I have to do this for myself, but it’s well worth it.

Devilled kidneys recipe

The Hairy Bikers' recipe for this classic British breakfast dish is simple and delicious. Serve for supper too.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Elpenor]

A mate made this at home - though apparently only 1 of the 5 guests liked black pudding so he had loads left over

 

[Edie]

A mate made this at home - though apparently only 1 of the 5 guests liked black pudding so he had loads left over

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Fucking hell that looks well professional

 

[Elpenor]

Fucking hell that looks well professional

He has done a chefs course so would be pleased to hear that

 

[Ax^]

A mate made this at home - though apparently only 1 of the 5 guests liked black pudding so he had loads left over

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almost perfect if he not let the beans get the burger bun soggy, he needs a set of ramequins for Christmas

 

[Epona]

Looks lovely!

 

[Elpenor]

almost perfect if he not let the beans get the burger bun soggy, he needs a set of ramequins for Christmas

Yes there’s always room for improvement - believe it’s an English muffin he’s used

Do wonder if it would fail the “bite test” given how big it is

 

[Mr.Bishie]

The muffin only serves one purpose - to mop up yolk & bean juice once the other elements have been eaten

 

[DaveCinzano]

The muffin only serves one purpose - to mop up yolk & bean juice once the other elements have been eaten

Sort of a dregs mule?

 

[Elpenor]

I reckon I’d pay £7 for it if it came with a cuppa

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Sort of a dregs mule?

You laughing at my mule?

 

[DaveCinzano]

You laughing at my mule?

He is a bit of an ass

 

[Mr.Bishie]

He is a bit of an ass

My mule don’t take kindly to people laffin…

 

[DaveCinzano]

My mule don’t take kindly to people laffin…

Tell him to take it up with the lifeguard

 

[danny la rouge]

Veggie fry up.

 

[Ax^]

what is it with a bath of beans lately

 

[danny la rouge]

what is it with a bath of beans lately

A lot of Who fans on the boards.

 

[Edie]

Veggie fry up.

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Proper fried potatoes them, thumbs up!

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Proper fried potatoes them, thumbs up!

Yep, just gimme those & the beans & fuck the rest of that shite off

 

[Artaxerxes]

Veggie Bacon always looks wrong.

Just cook an aubergine or something not this weird cardboard thing.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Veggie fry up.

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Mmmm, Soylent Black™ and Soylent Pink™, noice - I was kinda getting bored of Green

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Veggie Bacon always looks wrong.

Just cook an aubergine or something not this weird cardboard thing.

Veggie black pudding - the fuck is that all about? Why???????????!!!!!!!

 

[Elpenor]

Scrambled eggs, mushrooms and black pudding in a buttered roll with some brown sauce. Very nice I thought but picture is a bit of a mess

 

[Elpenor]

Smiley face for lunch

 

[danski]

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Smiley face for lunch

Would definitely eat it but I'd hate to see you sad, if that's happy.

 

[Elpenor]

It was meant to be a bean grin

 

[nogojones]

I forgot I was ignoring the FEB thread until a couple of days ago. After looking I started getting cravings for laverbread.

The egg is on a big potato and sage rosti and I forgot mushrooms again, so they're re-hydrated shiitake.

 

[friedaweed]

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