Sandwich spread is Satan's vomit - fight me

[hash tag]

I don't even know what it is

Me neither. What's wrong with cheese and a bit of pickle.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I'm pleased to say the noes have it at 222.3% against the ayes at a paltry 11.1%.

This just shows how vile the stuff really is.

 

[Chz]

I agree, but can I fight you anyhow?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I agree, but can I fight you anyhow?

Not tonight, as I'm doing my hair.

 

[newme]

thats not even what thought I voted on based but I still agree.

 

[newme]

I agree, but can I fight you anyhow?

Salad cream bottles at dawn, I never liked her.

 

[weltweit]

I suppose you are going to say that you don't like Mango Chutney now or Branston Pickle .. Thomy Senf ..

Heathens, the lot of you!

 

[Cloo]

Yes, but I think it's one of those things my husband will inexplicably eat straight out of the jar.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Yes, but I think it's one of those things my husband will inexplicably eat straight out of the jar.

Grounds for divorce.

 

[planetgeli]

It’s delicious!

You've spent 21 years cultivating a personality of niceness and normality, the most respectful and respectable poster on Urban.

And you choose to destroy it all with one post, just two words.

 

[Cloo]

Grounds for divorce.

Honestly, the other day I accidentally bought chicken mayo/sweetcorn sandwich spread and I said to him 'I guess you'll absent mindedly eat this out of the container with a spoon' and he replied 'No, I'll entirely deliberately eat it out of the container with a spoon' and sure enough I came into the kitchen the next day to find him eating it like a yoghurt. Weirdo.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'm pleased to say the noes have it at 222.3% against the ayes at a paltry 11.1%.

This just shows how vile the stuff really is.

I don't think you understand how multipliable choice polls work, you can't have 222.3% against!

It's currently 84.6% against, and 15.4% for, which adds up to 100%.

 

[newme]

I don't think you understand how multipliable choice polls work, you can't have 222.3% against!

It's currently 84.6% against, and 15.4% for, which adds up to 100%.

Well was it yes, yes or yes?

 

[tommers]

I suppose you are going to say that you don't like Mango Chutney now or Branston Pickle .. Thomy Senf ..

Heathens, the lot of you!

I like both of those. What's Thomy Senf?

 

[Saul Goodman]

I had to vote no, because I've seen what farmerbarleymow eats for breakfast, so he must be wrong about this.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Haven't had it for years but i used to have it in my school packed lunch sandwiches...... I liked it in those days.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Haven't had it for years but i used to have it in my school packed lunch sandwiches...... I liked it in those days.

I used to empty a jar of it into half a loaf of bread if the chippy was closed after the pub. That was many years ago, though.

 

[Monte]

It's a bit like chav's coleslaw.
I'd buy it occasionally if it wasn't such a rip off.

You can make your own though...

Easy Homemade Sandwich Spread

My homemade sandwich spread recipe is tangy, creamy and crunchy, and full of retro delight. Enjoy it in sandwich or as a dip.

fussfreeflavours.com

 

[souljacker]

like Miracle Whip? that stuff is gross.

Miracle Whip is more like a shitty mayo isn't it? This is salad cream and bits of veg. It's not totally awful, goes well with beef or cheese imo.

 

[petee]

Miracle Whip is more like a shitty mayo isn't it?

it's like mayo with sugar in it. i have a longstanding problem with this product

 

[newme]

Miracle Whip is more like a shitty mayo isn't it? This is salad cream and bits of veg. It's not totally awful, goes well with beef or cheese imo.

Like mayo but somehow way worse even according to Americans.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Sandwich spread mixed with boiled egg. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Sandwich spread mixed with boiled egg. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Always knew you were a wrong 'un

 

[weltweit]

I like both of those. What's Thomy Senf?

German soft mustard that comes in a toothpaste tube.

 

[A380]

Heinz sandwich spread.

Food. Of. The. Fucking. Gods.

Bit of mother’s pride or Hovis half and half slavered in butter, big dob of sandwich spread. Press the bread down. Elixir, nay ambrosia.

 

[weltweit]

.. Elixir, nay ambrosia.

.. Ambrosia Rice Pudding, and Ambrosia Devon Custard

 

[tonysingh]

Sandwich spread is nice in a hot cross bun.

 

[A380]

Goes well with hash browns too…

 

[Sue]

Sandwich spread is nice in a hot cross bun.

Permban.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Goes well with hash browns too…

Pervert