Sandwich spread is Satan's vomit - fight me

[Mrs Miggins]

Is it just this, cut up smaller for people with no teeth or scruples?

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I haven’t eaten that in years but I bet I’d probably like it.

 

[nogojones]

It is to coleslaw as cheese in a can is to cheese.

Have you tried that cheese in a can you get in Turkish/Middle Eastern shops? I usually go for the more expensive goat based stuff

 

[A380]

Industrial Revolution
Shakespeare
Baked a beans
Type G plugs.

 

[furluxor]

Bit of an easy target, no? The closest I ever got was trying baby food (the kind with a picture of meat, carrots and broccoli on the label). It was horrible and I imagine so is sandwich spread.

 

[A380]

This thread is a microcosm of Urban. Loads of people who have never tried sandwich spread declaiming polemically about how bad it is ignoring those with lived experience....

 

[brogdale]

I've eaten the stuff and remember it being not very nice, sort of sicky and acidic. But in defence of SS it really is Malebolge compared to the 9th circle of Heinz hell....

 

[Sue]

Have you tried that cheese in a can you get in Turkish/Middle Eastern shops? I usually go for the more expensive goat based stuff

Nope. I've seen it but always thought it looked rank...

 

[farmerbarleymow]

This thread is a microcosm of Urban. Loads of people who have never tried sandwich spread declaiming polemically about how bad it is ignoring those with lived experience....

Sadly I have tried it so speak from experience of the trauma.

 

[Ax^]

This thread is a microcosm of Urban. Loads of people who have never tried sandwich spread declaiming polemically about how bad it is ignoring those with lived experience....

i've not tasted the below either

i'm still going to say it taste like shite

 

[farmerbarleymow]

i've not tasted the below either

i'm still going to say it taste like shite

That's really nice on toast.

 

[kittyP]

I don't think I've had it for about 20 years, so I can't like it that much, but I did used to sometimes have it on toast when hungover.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I've eaten the stuff and remember it being not very nice, sort of sicky and acidic. But in defence of SS it really is Malebolge compared to the 9th circle of Heinz hell....

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I used to love those. Can you still buy them?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

i've not tasted the below either

i'm still going to say it taste like shite

That's amazing on toast. It's anchovy paste.

Don't think I've knowingly eaten sandwich spread since about 1982.

 

[kittyP]

i've not tasted the below either

i'm still going to say it taste like shite

It's fucking delicious!

 

[Ax^]

does it beat marmalade as if not why would you ruin toast

 

[littlebabyjesus]

does it beat marmalade as if not why would you ruin toast

Sweet or savoury on toast?

Savoury for me every time. Gentleman's relish, marmite/vegemite, or crunchy peanut butter. Or sardines. Oh and cheese, obvs.

If I'm going posh, anchovies and capers with olive oil, pepper, and a bit of parmesan. Mmmmmmmm

 

[Ax^]

mmmmm

 

[kittyP]

does it beat marmalade as if not why would you ruin toast

I have much more of a savoury tooth than sweet, but I do also love marmalade though.

 

[xenon]

like salad cream, it is fucking rank.

 

[xenon]

I very rarely have baked beans cos of the calories but I had some cold on nuked potato the other day - tahini helped as usual ...

Are they that calorific? I must admit I prefer the low sugar ones, regular Heinz taste too sweet.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I used to love those. Can you still buy them?

No, they were rightly made illegal in 2015.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

does it beat marmalade as if not why would you ruin toast

Nothing beats marmalade. As long as it’s sweet you’re after. I buy other jams from time to time thinking that I should branch out but they always end up mouldy at the back of the fridge.

Marmalade is the only choice. It has to be bitter. And preferably thick cut.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

mmmmm

I try other marmalades….but this is the king

 

[Skinny Ethel]

People proclaiming this sandwich spread is a valid edible foodstuff should be sent to mars with that shit as their only food source. I refuse to believe they have enjoyed it. Its fucking disgusting they must have no tastebuds at all. Ooh were having iraqi steamed parsnips on a bed of indonesian diamonds Tabitha. When they get home its straight to sandwich spread smothered on happy shopper bread

 

[Steel Icarus]

I was given this shit in sandwiches when requiring packup for school trips and so forth. Can I have sardine and tomato paste. No, we have an open jar of vomitus that will do nicely.

Gentleman's relish I haven't tried but I'm too old to add another euphemism to my diet.

 

[tony.c]

i've not tasted the below either

i'm still going to say it taste like shite

Gentleman's relish I haven't tried but I'm too old to add another euphemism to my diet.

I tried that when it was reduced to half price in supermarket . I'm not surprised it was reduced. Too salty and strong tasting. I don't like wasting food but I threw it away.

 

[Elpenor]

I got bought gentleman’s relish as a stocking filler by Mum for a few years, presumably as it was intended to make me feel (and act) like a gentleman vile stuff, no wonder chivalry is dead if they had to eat that shit

 

[Skinny Ethel]

All food is glorious.

 

[klang]

If I'm going posh, anchovies and capers with olive oil, pepper, and a bit of parmesan. Mmmmmmmm

Nothing posh about mixing fish and cheese.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Nothing posh about mixing fish and cheese.

Damn straight. Love to combine a can of tuna, grated cheddar and mayo for a sandwich filling that looks awful but tastes amazing