Sandwich spread is Satan's vomit - fight me

[Mrs Miggins]

It's like drinking vinegar with diced carrot in it. In fact, that's what it is.

What’s the problem here?

 

[Mrs Miggins]

It’s delicious!

Yes! It is delicious!
In its own or with cheese.
Always on white bread.

 

[Skinny Ethel]

By christ you can never tell what goes on behind closed doors. Worrying times indeed.

 

[mentalchik]

Love it, especially on hot buttered toast

 

[moomoo]

It’s deliciois

Yes! It is delicious!
In its own or with cheese.
Always on white bread.

Oh no. Has to be wholemeal bread. I can’t eat white sliced bread. It makes me heave.

 

[tommers]

German soft mustard that comes in a toothpaste tube.

Sounds great.

 

[Silas Loom]

I don't even know what it is

This, but it’s obviously inedible. You can tell that at a glance.

 

[tommers]

This, but it’s obviously inedible. You can tell that at a glance.

I thought it was that anchovy paste thing, but I think that's Gentlemen's Relish. Obviously I've not had that either.

 

[Silas Loom]

I thought it was that anchovy paste thing, but I think that's Gentlemen's Relish. Obviously I've not had that either.

That’s lovely. It’s just anchovies, butter and salt.

 

[seeformiles]

German soft mustard that comes in a toothpaste tube.

I have 2 tubes in the fridge - their Mayo rocks as well. As for sandwich spread, I recall really liking it but haven’t had it in about 40 years.

 

[klang]

What's Thomy Senf?

Apparently squatted with Blixa Bargeld in the late eighties.
His poetry is somewhat inaccessible, but has some merit if you take it for what it is.

Has been lecturing in Leipzig since the late nineties.

Those who met him agree that his self indulgence is a persona, and that he can be quite an engaging character irl.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

It’s deliciois

Oh no. Has to be wholemeal bread. I can’t eat white sliced bread. It makes me heave.

What?? Such a dirty product has no place on “healthy”’bread!

I prefer my thrills cheap and nasty.

 

[moochedit]

I don't even know what it is

I've heard of it but never tried it. It does look grim though.

 

[Skinny Ethel]

Just thinking about it makes me billious.

 

[nogojones]

Yes, but I think it's one of those things my husband will inexplicably eat straight out of the jar.

Well yeah. It is rank and I'd never buy it. But if somehow it did appear in the fridge, I would likely woof it down straight from the jar, like peanut butter

 

[hash tag]

Ms Badenoch is quoted in this morning's press that a sandwich is not real food. She goes on to say she won't touch moist bread.

 

[Serge Forward]

What is this sandwich spread of which you speak? I assumed you meant things like mustard, mayonnaise, paté, marmite, etc, which I have no problem with. I've never tried that Hienz stuff but would guess it's just highly processed crap. Anyway, poll fail because no option for those of us who have never tried it. I might give it a go if the only other option was starvation. Hmm... I might as well give it a yes (under duress).

 

[moochedit]

Ms Badenoch is quoted in this morning's press that a sandwich is not real food. She goes on to say she won't touch moist bread.

Well it wouldn't be moist if she didn't put sandwich spread on it. Problem solved

 

[moochedit]

What is this sandwich spread of which you speak? I assumed you meant things like mustard, mayonnaise, paté, marmite, etc, which I have no problem with. I've never tried that Hienz stuff but would guess it's just highly processed crap. Anyway, poll fail because no option for those of us who have never tried it. I might give it a go if the only other option was starvation. Hmm... I might as well give it a yes (under duress).

It looks a bit coleslaw 'ish to me. It's a heinz product but i've never eaten it myself.

 

[Sue]

It looks a bit coleslaw 'ish to me. It's a heinz product but i've never eaten it myself.

It is to coleslaw as cheese in a can is to cheese.

 

[moochedit]

I've never seen it before

Guess it's one of those heinz products they only make for the uk like baked beans and salad cream.

 

[moose]

Is it just this, cut up smaller for people with no teeth or scruples?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Guess it's one of those heinz products they only make for the uk like baked beans and salad cream.

Beanz

The price of them!

 

[moochedit]

Beanz

The price of them!

Yeah they might import a few for brit ex-pats.

 

[moochedit]

It is to coleslaw as cheese in a can is to cheese.

You are really selling it

 

[Saul Goodman]

Yeah they might import a few for brit ex-pats.

Nah, they're for the American market. Look, they even substituted the S for a Z

 

[bcuster]

Guess it's one of those heinz products they only make for the uk like baked beans and salad cream.

Salad cream is a definite ??? Baked beans, ie navy beans in brown sugar glop, we have here. That's a hard pass. I despise them...

 

[seeformiles]

Is it just this, cut up smaller for people with no teeth or scruples?

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Another of my favourites. I think I can simplify this thread by who or who doesn’t like salad cream as that’s the common ingredient

 

[moochedit]

Salad cream is a definite ??? Baked beans, ie navy beans in brown sugar glop, we have here. That's a hard pass. I despise them...

I hate baked beans as well

from what i've read, I think your version often has a different sauce to ours but i believe the british version in tomato sauce can be found over there but it's not as popular.

 

[gentlegreen]

I very rarely have baked beans cos of the calories but I had some cold on nuked potato the other day - tahini helped as usual ...