The Dominic Cummings file

[SpookyFrank]

Why didn’t the cunt just say sorry?

An error of judgment, made under duress, four year old child and so on, on reflection I now see?
Would have all gone away within hours.

Do these people not have advisors on the payroll to sort this shit out???

Cummings is the advisor who sorts all this shit out. He is both hole and shovel.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Cummings is the advisor who sorts all this shit out. He is both hole and shovel.

The advisor needs an advisor.

I think we have found a way to kickstart the economy...

 

[little_legs]

 

[The39thStep]

It's a stupid person's idea of a great idea. Many of them probably think they're the first people to come up with it as well, or they think they've somehow come up with a non-nazi version that we'd actually really enjoy if we just gave it a chance.

Eugenics has been around long before the Nazis , there were sections of socialists who were keen on it at one time .

 

[brogdale]

The advisor needs an advisor.

I think we have found a way to kickstart the economy...

Outed as a Keynesian!

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Was looking at that and thinking 'where's Harold?'. Ah, there he is. His Shipman series is top work.

 

[phillm]

It's an aside but...

Sometimes you feel that only a Romanoff solution will do the job for humankind.

 

[not-bono-ever]

18 gallon tank , c 600 miles I suppose.

It's an aside but...

isn't his horse named Barak 'cos its half black and half white ? srsly

 

[teuchter]

Been licking Tory boots long mate?

Go on then, what is it?

 

[phillm]

 

[brogdale]

Funny how he never let on that the 'isolated cottage' on his parents' estate was actually a second home that he owned jointly with them.

 

[Supine]

Funny how he never let on that the 'isolated cottage' on his parents' estate was actually a second home that he owned jointly with them.

He probably just forgot to mention it

 

[Calamity1971]

Funny how he never let on that the 'isolated cottage' on his parents' estate was actually a second home that he owned jointly with them.

It's the fact that he's claimed shhitloads of money in EU grants that boils my piss.

 

[phillm]

He probably just forgot to mention it

They think we are covidiots.

 

[SpineyNorman]

You'd put it in your mouth?

It's ok I'll wear a mask

 

[Wilf]

One of my personal favourites was when asked about being seen walking in the woods he said 'oh, no, those were just family owned woods, so they were private property'. For some reason that reminded me of Prince Paedo's 'oh, no, that was just a shooting party'.

 

[Humberto]

They've not exactly been upfront by any stretch of the imagination. It just seems to be all for show and that they are showing their true colours during a crisis. i.e. self-serving greed while undermining what we their 'inferiors' have. Unnecessarily shit and greedy, certainly, but for them it has to be done or others will cash in and not them. Self-serving ideologies then come into play to reassure themselves. Ultimately, self-enrichment is seen as the only goal and the only thing of value, the only mark of esteem. Rules only matter insofar as they can be used towards this goal. Don't forget, £250,000 a year for a weekly newspaper column is, in his own words, 'chicken feed' to Boris Johnson.

 

[tim]

Funny how he never let on that the 'isolated cottage' on his parents' estate was actually a second home that he owned jointly with them.

Fucking hell, Svengalis ain't what they used to be, are they?

 

[killer b]

Not sure you should be relying on an MI6 Walter Mitty twitter account for your killer blows guys. It doesn't make a difference if it's his second home, and his name being one of several on a house's deeds also doesnt necessarily mean it's his second home in the first place. Chasing after shadows there.

 

[Streathamite]

Actual story: they regard it as a "minor breach", not worthy of them taking any further action, and don't regard his trip to stay at his parents place a breach.

Not quite: the longer journey went through so many counties before Durham they said it wasn't in their remit.
Buck dodging, basically

 

[William of Walworth]

Funny how he never let on that the 'isolated cottage' on his parents' estate was actually a second home that he owned jointly with them.

Is your source the same as tim 's (post just above) or a different one?
I'm dubious about that story .... haven't seen anything about the cottage and its ownership anywhere else than here, anyway.

 

[killer b]

He is on the deeds of the house I think - I read about it the other day. It just doesn't make any difference to his legal position.

 

[DexterTCN]

18 gallon tank , c 600 miles I suppose.



isn't his horse named Barak 'cos its half black and half white ? srsly

Yes...someone asked earlier and a tweet was linked to but apparently...yes he does have that afaik. And they're into pure bloodlines.

Normally...that would be the post of a lunatic, I suppose. Strange times. Clearer times

 

[Streathamite]

I, err, dunno what to say if this is true

It is 100% true. Apparently this causes great merriment in His Sirness's social circle

 

[Flavour]

nitpicking over these shit details nobody cares about = dwindling public interest in the story = long-term victory for bj and cum

 

[DexterTCN]

nitpicking over these shit details nobody cares about = dwindling public interest in the story = long-term victory for bj and cum

No...at the time (today) when their message is MOVE ON! then we should take our time and look around the whole place

 

[Streathamite]

" I think that is a reasonable question to ask, and I know you may well have thought I didn't pay for it but in the circumstances you may wish to reconsider where that line of questioning takes us. I would fully intend to cooperate with you if the time were right. "

You should consider a career at the Bar

 

[brogdale]

nitpicking over these shit details nobody cares about = dwindling public interest in the story = long-term victory for bj and cum

They may be dwindling interest, but the anger and resentment will be etched into the collective consciousness of the electorate, particularly their older core demographic, for a long time. Big lose for the vermin.

 

[killer b]

nitpicking over these shit details nobody cares about = dwindling public interest in the story = long-term victory for bj and cum

The story is going to die off this week whatever unless something new surfaces, this is just crank Twitter trying really hard to find something new. I don't think itll have any impact either way on public interest in it though

 

[Streathamite]

I wondered about that, he didn't accept that his actions could even have been misconstrued as breaking the letter of the rules, he didn't apologise for anything, not even wasting time or of being a distraction to the important work.

Do you think it would all have gone away if he had apologised? I am not so sure

If he took it on the chin straightaway, apologised in full, cranked up the humility and contrition to the max, together with the tearjerker postscript about his kid -yes. In this horrible times, people make mistakes. The people who voted for Johnson would have bought that, and yes moved on.
Instead, they have handled it about as badly as is humanly possible.