Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
UK Space Agency?!?!
Two blokes sat next to fax machine.
hahahaha.
Ironically we were once a leader in the field, just as we were with aircraft. Rocket programs designed in the UK and tested in Australia.
Time and again though expertise has been sold out to other countries or the free market and suddenly nothing left but middle management demanding solutions they've no idea how to implement or what it takes to make work.