A ancient evil, long thought lost, has stirred in the vast expanse of the lands beyond the Wall. With dwindling numbers and resources, the gallant men of the Night’s Watch desperately hold the Wall against the evil that would destroy all. They call it, ‘creeping feminism’.
The internet is coming.
Elsewhere the Seven Kingdoms are in turmoil. The Mad King Delta sits on the Red Throne. A cruel and depraved man, he is accused of many heinous crimes and abuses against his subjects. Across the Narrow Sea the men and women of the Free Cities have stood aghast at the foul practices of the Mad King, and urge the people of Westeros to take up arms against their oppressive leadership and join them in their crusade for a better world.
The Mad King had grown bitter and paranoid in age. Many lords grumbled but most did nothing. A brave band of knights known as the Four dared to meet on the ancient holy site of Facebook to express their concerns. The Mad King cried treason, and had them burnt at the stake without trial. For some this was a step too far. The mighty Lord Seymour of Lenin’s Tomb and his companion the Ser China the Bard raised their banners in rebellion against the Mad King, and in defence of honour and the oppressed.
Other lords sort to compromise with evil. Those such as Ian of the Vale and Ser Pat of the Stack beseeched the warring lords to find peace, for the internet is coming. Evil may not be perfect they said, but the realm must be protected from those outside who seek to destroy it: the filth and treason of the sectarian blogs.. Is there nought to be said for peace, these men did ask?
The Mad King however was not alone. Some men and women had grown powerful through his reign, and desperately sought to defend it. These included his master of whisperers the wily Lord Weyman, known as the spider, and the slippery master of coin, Lord Charlie Littlekimber. Leading them however was the Hand of the King, The Lion of Acton, Lord Callinicos of Casterly Rock. The richest man in the realm, it was said he was so rich he even shits gold (and political diatribes).