So 9-11. Who really did it?

[friedaweed]

'The definitive' Poll to follow.

 

[badlands]

Jim Davidson

 

[chriswill]

The McCanns did it.

 

[Kanda]

Goldstein

 

[ivebeenhigh]

it's time to own up. it was actually me. i have to admit it's got a bit out of hand.

 

[friedaweed]

You've not even considered Barrymore

Jim Davidson

Link please

 

[friedaweed]

The McCanns did it.

I see prison planet's running its own spin then

 

[bendeus]

*sobs*

Alright! I did it!

 

[quimcunx]

Sparta.

 

[badlands]

Link please

My brother's best friends wife's cousin sister (the source) told me.

And she knows cos she slept with him.

No link. Cos we would all be killed in the face.

 

[Bob_the_lost]

Sparta.

Madness!

 

[rollinder]

no - this (thread) is madness

 

[friedaweed]

My brother's best friends wife's cousin sister (the source) told me.

And she knows cos she slept with him.

No link. Cos we would all be killed in the face.

RESPEKT

 

[mentalchik]

Was it Princess Diana ?


and that's why they bumped her off ?

 

[friedaweed]

Was it Princess Diana ?


and that's why they bumped her off ?

Nutter






Come on Pirates

*Friedas open book
Squirrels on crack evens
Jesus 9-4 on
Pirates 2-1
Ninjas and all other runners 25-1
Place your bets

The chimp has been withdrawn due to legal technicalities
Will MI5 please stop bugging me. Look i know it's not the fair usage policy of my ISP that's slowing down my pornload. What about my human rights!!!

 

[longdog]

Where's the stoat option FFS

 

[marksims68]

It was the squirrels......

They heard that underneath the tower has a huge bunker ful of chocolate hobnobs so they burrowed under the trade center and planned to fly planes into new york to get the biscuit treats out of there.

Only one drawback...........

They were high on crack.

And couldn't fly planes.

Thats why it happened, burrow deep down under ground zero and you'll find hob nobs, trust me.

*gibber*

 

[friedaweed]

Where's the stoat option FFS

Oh Fuck!!

Ok I'll do a side bet at 7-4 on each way. I'll make it a handicap too so you could blag 4th place on a pony

Sorry chief.

 

[friedaweed]

It was the squirrels......

They heard that underneath the tower has a huge bunker ful of chocolate hobnobs so they burrowed under the trade center and planned to fly planes into new york to get the biscuit treats out of there.

Only one drawback...........

They were high on crack.

And couldn't fly planes.

Thats why it happened, burrow deep down under ground zero and you'll find hob nobs, trust me.

*gibber*

Kin'ell case closed
I'll close the thread now then

 

[Detroit City]

the irish band, U2

 

[Signal 11]

It was the squirrels......

That's just what the kittens want you to think.
It's all part of their plan to take control of the world's remaining fish resources. All those "warships" in the gulf are actually cunningly disguised trawlers.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

'The definitive' Poll to follow.

Ha - ha - ha, Ho - ho - ho - And a couple of tra - la - las
That's how we laugh the day away, In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Bzz - bzz - bzz, Chirp - chirp - chirp - And a couple of La - di - das
That's how the crickets crick all day, In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
We get up at twelve and start to work at one.
Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done.
Jolly good fun!
Ha - ha - ha, Ho - ho - ho - And a couple of tra - la - las
That's how we laugh the day away, In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Pat, pat here, Pat, pat there, and a couple of brand new straws.
That's how we keep you young and fair In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Rub, rub here, Rub, rub there, Whether you're tin or brass
That's how we keep you in repair In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
We can make a dimple smile out of a frown.
Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? Uh-huh!
Jolly Old town!
Clip, clip here, Clip, clip there, We give the roughest claws.
That certain air of savoir faire, In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Ha - ha - ha - Ho - ho - ho - Ho - ho - ho - ho -
That's how we laugh the day away In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Ha - ha - ha, Ho - ho - ho - Ha - ha - ha -ha - ha
That's how we laugh the day away, In the Merry Old Land of Oz!

 

[muckypup]

joyriding nicked cars just didnt cut it anymore, i needed more speed. The security was lax, the pilot asleep. I took the controls. it felt wickid. my m8 wanted to go too, we wrestled. the building loomed out of nowhere, i'll never forget the look on the faces of the office workers in that split second. faces slack with boredom. their meaningless lives flashing before their eyes.

then it ended. and the slaughter in the middle east started.

 

[Dillinger4]

your mum.

 

[Wilf]

Jack Osborne, Adrenaline Junky

[ sorry]

 

[William of Walworth]

I **know** who dunnit!!!

Dr Jazzz ...

All that 'conspiranoidery' on Urban... twas just a cover ,.. and a distraction technique.

Only I have access to the TRUTH** of the evil Jazzz's cunning plan. The rest of you are just gullible establishment propoganda believers ....

**Impeccable sources, me, check the relevant 'investigation'' on http://www.certifiablyinsanefactdenyingfruitloopery.co.planetbarking

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Funny, I start a joke thread about 7/7, and it ends up in the dustbin, but this one continues on.

Dead americans = funny, I suppose, but not dead britons blown up in the tube.

Bullshit, Mr. Editor.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Here it is, for anyone who's interested. Maybe you can tell me the difference.

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=221584

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

 

[Johnny Canuck3]