Shoplifting on the rise

[8ball]

They also used bear spray on employees and customers fled in fear like it was a mass shooting.

I’d bloody leg it too if a shop was employing bears!

 

[Serge Forward]

Not really, because the meanings you are using are essentially the same meanings intended for the words when used as board game names.

I recommend you apologise and delete your entire post, not just the lego bit.

You don't have a monopoly on puns.

 

[savoloysam]

I couldn't give a buckaroo about your stupid jokes.

 

[Serge Forward]

This thread fills me with Frustration.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

This thread fills me with Frustration.

It’s the risk you have to take.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

This thread fills me with Frustration.

Just this one?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Just this one?

It’s a tricky operation.

 

[savoloysam]

This thread fills me with Frustration.

Don't sink my battleship.

 

[bcuster]

Here's a good part of the reason why shoplifting on the rise:

the cost of living

 

[8ball]

Here's a good part of the reason why shoplifting on the rise:

Yeah, definite lack of Nordstrom purses in that video.

 

[pbsmooth]

Dubious twitter account to share just FYI.

 

[bcuster]

Dubious twitter account to share just FYI.

i know nothing about it it. i'm certainly not promoting it

 

[hitmouse]

He always posts like a wanker-plunking down stuff on threads. Chopper.

I turned on my computer, accessed the internet, visited urban75, read that post, and asked myself "what on earth did I connect for?"

 

[LDC]

i know nothing about it it. i'm certainly not promoting it

Where did you see it then, by accident? And by re-posting you are exactly promoting it. It takes like 30 seconds to check a few Tweets down, it's clearly a politically horrible account.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Oh and four mates at school were expelled the day following an trip to Oxford Street to pockle shit from HMV, they got caught and as were wearing school uniform the scumbag security contacted the school. Would have been my second expulsion had I not had the foresight to bunk off that day.

 

[Sue]

Am I the only person on here who's never shoplifted anything..?

Or smashed something in a fit of rage..?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Am I the only person on here who's never shoplifted anything..?

Or smashed something in a fit of rage..?

It’s never too late to start

 

[8ball]

Am I the only person on here who's never shoplifted anything..?

Or smashed something in a fit of rage..?

Are we counting smoked salmon accidentally being scanned as loose carrots on the scab till?

 

[Sue]

Are we counting smoked salmon accidentally being scanned as loose carrots on the scab till?

Yes.

I'm veggie so all over loose carrots that are...loose carrots.

 

[8ball]

Yes.

I'm veggie so all over loose carrots that are...loose carrots.

If you put it through as loose carrots it becomes loose carrots, so is veggie-friendly.

 

[kenny g]

Are we counting smoked salmon accidentally being scanned as loose carrots on the scab till?

Can't see the plausible deniability working well on that one.

 

[seeformiles]

I’ve never needed to shoplift. I sometimes get shadowed by security around supermarkets though so must look like I do.

I go to Waitrose occasionally for their cheap mature cheddar (a real bargain) and almost always find myself with a security fella tailing me in none too subtle fashion. Perhaps it’s down to me deliberately affecting a cheerful demeanour - a reaction to all the miserable fuckers who seem to shop there - but recently, I’ve been deliberately furtive, hanging round the spirits section, sneaking round the home wares just to see if they’ll follow me. They usually do and it passes the time.

 

[Pickman's model]

I go to Waitrose occasionally for their cheap mature cheddar (a real bargain) and almost always find myself with a security fella tailing me in none too subtle fashion. Perhaps it’s down to me deliberately affecting a cheerful demeanour - a reaction to all the miserable fuckers who seem to shop there - but recently, I’ve been deliberately furtive, hanging round the spirits section, sneaking round the home wares just to see if they’ll follow me. They usually do and it passes the time.

It's your I love shoplifting t-shirt perhaps

 

[Elohim]

Are you now trying to claim that armed robbery is a subset of shoplifting? Try your luck with that position with people serving 14 year sentences .... Fool.

As I've said that is robbery nor shoplifting

 

[Raheem]

Co-op warns rising crime could create 'no-go' areas for shops

The retailer says crime levels in its stores have shot up by more than one third over the past year.

www.bbc.co.uk

It's pretty dire, tbf.

 

[SpookyFrank]

So the police don't respond to shoplifting? Interesting .....

The list of stuff they don't respond to is now longer than the list of stuff they do respond to.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

It's pretty dire, tbf.

mate, if I was a seagull I would be on the rob the whole time, which thinking about it, is kind of the point of been a seagull. And check the woman who wants to call crimestoppers.

 

[kalidarkone]

This version is much better.

 

[tonysingh]

Shouldn't glorify that seagull on the thieve, now they'll all be flocking there.

 

[hitmouse]

Am I the only person on here who's never shoplifted anything..?

Or smashed something in a fit of rage..?

Think you need this thread:

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/things-youve-just-done-for-the-first-time.381828/

(Fenwicks is the only place I ever got a life ban from, was wondering if they're even still going but it turns out they are. I was in school at the time so reckon I'm probably safe enough to return now.)