Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Yes. I wish other people would too. My siblings never listen to mine and they never leave messages. It really fucks me off.
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moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Not sure if i remember how to check my voicemails on my mobile. some people prefer voice and some prefer text. I prefer text on whatsapp. I often missed voicemails at work until i found out i could divert them to my email as sound attachments which i notice.
skyscraper101
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People rarely leave me voicemails. TBH I rarely leave them if I can follow up a missed call with a text.
Also, unless you have visual voicemail, they are such a hassle to listen to. I do know that I'd never willingly switch to a network that doesn't do visual voicemail.
Also, unless you have visual voicemail, they are such a hassle to listen to. I do know that I'd never willingly switch to a network that doesn't do visual voicemail.
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
lol what is the recruitment process for courtroom artists?
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
A PE teacher testifies for some reason
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
What's that, Wayne Rooney was Harry's geography teacher
It's a shot from the day of the trial where that court drawing was from (wagatha christie). It's funny. He's dressed like a.... oh sod it.
bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
Ironically made him look like Pores Morgan
skyscraper101
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The Sky News reconstruction is even worse.
They somehow make him look like David Platt from Coronation Street.
They somehow make him look like David Platt from Coronation Street.
Weller
So ermm ... You know ermm
Ive not been following this much today but why has Alexander Armstrong been dragged up in the dock and why is Justice Rees Mogg not stopping it ??
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Andy Hamilton's let himself go.
Weller
So ermm ... You know ermm
Ah an Elizabeth Cook shes one of the better ones also does celebs you can buy Ed Sheeran for £42.00 (digital non original) its lucrative
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Courtroom artists aren't allowed to actually do any drawing in the courtroom, so they have to just do it from memory, which I do believe is harder.
I guess they might allow themselves some reference photos with the famous people
Sort of interesting there's a very clear 'courtroom style'. Wonder who decided it. Would be quite fun if they were allowed some freedom, and you could tell the artist by their art
I guess they might allow themselves some reference photos with the famous people
Sort of interesting there's a very clear 'courtroom style'. Wonder who decided it. Would be quite fun if they were allowed some freedom, and you could tell the artist by their art
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Me too, as I never answer the phone as it always rings when I’m doing something (ie all of the time) and I won’t be interrupted. It really pisses me off when people in my company answer the phone. Why does a phone call trump a current conversation? I’ve never understood this
I haven’t listened to my voicemails for about twenty years. Everyone knows not to bother.
When I was about 20 my grandmother rang one day on the landline, and I answered. She said ‘Oh good, its you. I don’t want to cause trouble for anyone but who is Orange?’ and I said what do you mean? She said ‘when i ring your mobile number a woman called Orange answers, and says you aren’t available - I try asking her where you are but she speaks over me in a rather imperious tone telling me to leave a message and then hangs up before I can say anything. Who is she and why does she have your mobile telephone?’.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
If people don’t listen to my voicemails, or don’t leave them when I don’t answer, then fine, we will just have to not have a relationship 
However, it’s very possible that you’d possibly say something like ‘I’m with X and we are going to be in Y from about Z time, so if you’re around we’ll see you there’. And within just a few innocent seconds you’ve actually left quite a lot of information that a stalker/hacker would find useful.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
When I lived in Italy, my phone was on the TIM network where I felt I always got personalised messages: "Tim, the person you are calling is currently unavailable."
Yeh I get that. But apparently gratuitous details of his relationships with his girlfriends, mother, brother, father etc were left on voicemail
Weller
So ermm ... You know ermm
Who knows. I suppose the safest thing to say via voicemail in that situation would be ‘Hello your royal highness, it's my royal highness, and your royal highness isn’t available so I will have my private secretary contact your royal highness’ private secretary. When the George II silver domed tray arrives, make sure your royal highness’ butler removes the dome immediately and your royal highness’ valet is ready with the great gold sword of Gloucester to open the seal on the parchment, because contained within is the best gossip your royal highness will have heard this week - you’ll never guess which royal highness has been fucking a mere serene highness in the ladies loo at The Sloaney Pony’.
I mean, that’s what I’d do if it was me.
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UrbaneFox
They've doubled in price
Their Spotify deal has crashed. It's not looking good for for them.
They turned up late for a military music concert at the Albert Hall. The bands had played and everyone was applauding.
H&M appeared, and assumed that the applause was for them.
Harry was mouthing 'Thank you, thank you' to the audience, and MM was in heaven.
They turned up late for a military music concert at the Albert Hall. The bands had played and everyone was applauding.
H&M appeared, and assumed that the applause was for them.
Harry was mouthing 'Thank you, thank you' to the audience, and MM was in heaven.
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farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
They should draw them as stick people. Be a lot quicker.Courtroom artists aren't allowed to actually do any drawing in the courtroom, so they have to just do it from memory, which I do believe is harder.
I guess they might allow themselves some reference photos with the famous people
Sort of interesting there's a very clear 'courtroom style'. Wonder who decided it. Would be quite fun if they were allowed some freedom, and you could tell the artist by their art
Their Spotify deal has crashed. It's not looking good for for them.
They turned up late for a military music concert at the Albert Hall. The bands had played and everyone was applauding.
H&M appeared, and assumed that the applause was for them.
Harry was mouthing 'Thank you, thank you' to the audience, and MM was in heaven.
Spotify's Head of Innovation used his own podcast to describe them as 'fucking grifters'
Although given that Spotify pay musicians .01p or something per play he can't really talk.
steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
Bearing in mind he got an E in GCSEs, then it's not unlikely...What's that, Wayne Rooney was Harry's geography teacher
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