Prince William’s many good deeds

[stavros]

Is it worth having a separate thread on how fucking annoying his wife is? She seems to have assumed the tabloid vision they had of the Queen, as a living god who walks amongst us.

 

[stavros]

I tried to find a "The Times is shit" thread, but it's a too frequently used word, especially with the 900 threads proclaiming someone's "time is up".

Anyway, the Sunday Times, that bastion of investigative journalism, has the exclusive that in a hereditary monarchy a man follows his father, who himself followed his own mother:

 

[tim]

Jesus christ - pegging???

Fuck no. Please fucking no. I can't go back from this knowledge. I don't think there is anything in the world I have ever wanted to know less than this. And now I know. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

I want to die.

"Can you tell what it is yet?" Jake asked.

 

[tim]

Not yet there isn't, We will definitely have the reigns of Chucky and Billy the Bald to contend with but as I have said many times before I don't really expect we will see George/Louis on the throne (I can never remember which one is the older) The membership of Republic has apparently more than doubled since the World's Most Expensive Panto was staged back at the beginning of May.

Unless Willie pegs out, I definitely won't see the George VII crowned.

 

[tim]

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[tim]

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[Bahnhof Strasse]

President of the English Football Association can’t be fucked to attend England in the World Cup final. No wonder they lost, without the baldy perv in attendance what was there to play for?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

i can't get excited about this thing about him not going - if he'd gone, then most of the people who are complaining about him not going would be complaining about him going and the cost / environmental impact of it.

meh.

it hasn't changed my opinion of the whole shower

 

[UrbaneFox]

He won’t wear a kilt which is upsetting some people, mainly those who sell kilts

Royal observers bemoan Prince William’s avoidance of kilts

The prince has not inherited his father’s enthusiasm for traditional Highland dress

www.theguardian.com

I’d have thought he’d be all over the kilt, surely it would make it easier to indulge in his favourite pastime

Forget the football, this lot just won the World Pipe Championship without him, kilt or no kilt, so that proves everything we've long suspected about Royal patronage.

Pipe band world champions 2023 crowned in Glasgow

Peoples Ford Boghall and Bathgate Caledonia pipe band won the world title at the Glasgow Green Event.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[inva]

i can't get excited about this thing about him not going - if he'd gone, then most of the people who are complaining about him not going would be complaining about him going and the cost / environmental impact of it.

That's the beauty of it

 

[Raheem]

I notice Wills has cottoned on that you can get tons of press coverage if you kiss a footballer.

 

[Elpenor]

Possible the best headline I’ve ever seen

Prince William kissed by Gazza in Bournemouth Pret a Manger

The former England star planted a kiss on the Prince of Wales' cheek as they met in Bournemouth.

www.bbc.com

 

[stavros]

Possible the best headline I’ve ever seen

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Prince William kissed by Gazza in Bournemouth Pret a Manger

The former England star planted a kiss on the Prince of Wales' cheek as they met in Bournemouth.

www.bbc.com

Before they got on the train up to Woking, for a pizza with his uncle.

 

[Elpenor]

His favourite emoji is the aubergine

Guess William and Kate's most used emojis 👑

The Prince and Princess of Wales joked about their favourite emojis during a Radio 1 interview.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

His favourite emoji is the aubergine

Guess William and Kate's most used emojis 👑

The Prince and Princess of Wales joked about their favourite emojis during a Radio 1 interview.

www.bbc.co.uk

The old spunker

 

[Pickman's model]

Possible the best headline I’ve ever seen

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Prince William kissed by Gazza in Bournemouth Pret a Manger

The former England star planted a kiss on the Prince of Wales' cheek as they met in Bournemouth.

www.bbc.com

As headlines go its not a patch on super cally go ballistic, celtic are atrocious. Awful result but great headline

 

[stavros]

His favourite emoji is the aubergine

Guess William and Kate's most used emojis 👑

The Prince and Princess of Wales joked about their favourite emojis during a Radio 1 interview.

www.bbc.co.uk

I went to a pub quiz yesterday and, knowing there'd be a "in the news" round looked up the BBC homepage to see what non-Israel-Gaza stuff there was. Sad to say this was the next top story.

 

[Elpenor]

It’s funny how the cameras are always there when he’s doing something to put across his nice guy image

Prince William spotted selling Big Issues in Tesco

The Prince of Wales swapped Christmas cards with a Big Issue seller in Hammersmith.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[PTK]

It’s funny how the cameras are always there when he’s doing something to put across his nice guy image

Prince William spotted selling Big Issues in Tesco

The Prince of Wales swapped Christmas cards with a Big Issue seller in Hammersmith.

www.bbc.co.uk

"The Prince of Wales has been an undercover Big Issue seller on previous occasions. . . and surprising tourists near Victoria in central London."

Not so undercover then, if the tourists recognised him.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

fake 'homeless man' tries to con public in to buying big issue...

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

fake 'homeless man' tries to con public in to buying big issue...

Man with THREE council houses...

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Kind of mental that the figurehead of an institution that upholds regressive economic principles poses with poverty to look good.
And then that is interpreted as someone to be revered having the ‘common touch’.

 

[Santino]

To be fair to him, his own dad has had to take on a new job well after retirement age just to make ends meet.

 

[bluescreen]

Kind of mental that the figurehead of an institution that upholds regressive economic principles poses with poverty to look good.
And then that is interpreted as someone to be revered having the ‘common touch’.

It's a poser, isn't it - who has the more common touch, the prime minister or the prince of wales?

or the king?

 

[ska invita]

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...nicw try but we're sticking with royal heads on pikes

I wonder how his lifes work is coming on

 

[Elpenor]

I wonder how his lifes work is coming on

It may yet begin, any decade now

 

[Elpenor]

“Prince William shocks mum on mental health charity walk”

William's surprise hug for charity walker mum

The Prince of Wales shocks Emma Webb by turning up on day 13 of her charity walk to London.

www.bbc.co.uk

I’m more shocked that by happenstance the cameras were here too! It’s uncanny

 

[Elpenor]

To be fair to him, his own dad has had to take on a new job well after retirement age just to make ends meet.

Pensioner poverty is real

 

[UrbaneFox]

Kind of mental that the figurehead of an institution that upholds regressive economic principles poses with poverty to look good.
And then that is interpreted as someone to be revered having the ‘common touch’.

Don't worry, Magnus, I am quite sure that as soon as his old man is dead and entombed, he will sell all he inherits, and give it to the poor.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

And he won’t rest until he does this.