Prince William’s many good deeds

[newme]

That wording sounds well peculiar to me. Either he died of a bullet wound from the gun found next to him and this country is so pathetically protective of the Royals that they can’t bring themselves to say ‘bullet wound’ because suicide is not something that should be stated in the same sentence as the name of a Royal, or he died from a wound not caused by a bullet, in which case we’ve got ourselves a real life Agatha Christie mystery.

quick call an amateur consulting detective!

 

[Elpenor]

An easy explanation.

He fired the gun at a passing peasant, but due to a surfeit of lambrini, missed and the bullet ricocheted around the room, and its trajectory meant it severed the piece of cotton thread from which was hanging a two ton grand piano.

 

[Elpenor]

Think I’ve found his love nest with the Hanbury character - hiding in plain sight!

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Fucking hell. If only everyone else could take a break from 'appearances' when a loved one falls sick.

Why we shouldn't expect William to return to full duties any time soon

When kindly Rachel Candappa handed Prince William two cards wishing both his wife and father well today in their individual cancer battles earlier today, his emotion was hard to miss.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[T & P]

Fucking hell. If only everyone else could take a break from 'appearances' when a loved one falls sick.

Why we shouldn't expect William to return to full duties any time soon

When kindly Rachel Candappa handed Prince William two cards wishing both his wife and father well today in their individual cancer battles earlier today, his emotion was hard to miss.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The first two paragraphs are vintage stuff

When Rachel Candappa kindly handed Prince William two cards wishing both his wife and father well in their individual cancer battles, his emotion was hard to miss earlier today.

Placing his hand on her shoulder, the future king looked the 71-year-old volunteer directly in the eye as she urged him to ‘take care’ of Catherine, saying firmly and repeatedly: ‘I will do, I will.’

 

[Indeliblelink]

"Prince William becomes Great Master of the Order of the Bath" What's that then? Does he get to decide how much bubble bath to put in?

Camilla, William and Kate receive royal honours

The King awards historic honours to senior royals, in a year that has seen pressures of ill health.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[stavros]

"Prince William becomes Great Master of the Order of the Bath" What's that then? Does he get to decide how much bubble bath to put in?

Camilla, William and Kate receive royal honours

The King awards historic honours to senior royals, in a year that has seen pressures of ill health.

www.bbc.co.uk

Money down the drain.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

"Prince William becomes Great Master of the Order of the Bath" What's that then?

 

[T & P]

Christ… Nobody in their right mind should like to live as a subject in a Monarchy, but at the very least some of the Continental Royal Families have long grown out of indulging in most of the batshit stuff this lot still embraces in the name of tradition. At the least I am unaware of any Coronation ceremonies in Europe that involve the new monarch going bear chested behind a screen to have his torso coated in aromatic oil during the ceremony, and a thousand other fucked up customs. Seriously unhinged lot.

 

[dessiato]

My wife collects bath ducks, she hasn't got this one.

 

[stavros]

Christ… Nobody in their right mind should like to live as a subject in a Monarchy, but at the very least some of the Continental Royal Families have long grown out of indulging in most of the batshit stuff this lot still embraces in the name of tradition. At the least I am unaware of any Coronation ceremonies in Europe that involve the new monarch going bear chested behind a screen to have his torso coated in aromatic oil during the ceremony, and a thousand other fucked up customs. Seriously unhinged lot.

Having to follow Penny Mourdant surely tops all of that in terms of demeaning yourself.

 

[A380]

Christ… Nobody in their right mind should like to live as a subject in a Monarchy, but at the very least some of the Continental Royal Families have long grown out of indulging in most of the batshit stuff this lot still embraces in the name of tradition. At the least I am unaware of any Coronation ceremonies in Europe that involve the new monarch going bear chested behind a screen to have his torso coated in aromatic oil during the ceremony, and a thousand other fucked up customs. Seriously unhinged lot.

If you are going to pick a ruler based just on who their parents were then the more batshit crazy the ceremony the better surely?

 

[moochedit]

If you are going to pick a ruler based just on who their parents were then the more batshit crazy the ceremony the better surely?

They should have to pull a sword out of a stone.

 

[Elpenor]

He’s been to the Isles of Scilly today though in this picture it looks like he’s about to have the old cavity search “squat and cough” routine

 

[Pickman's model]

He’s been to the Isles of Scilly today though in this picture it looks like he’s about to have the old cavity search “squat and cough” routine
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