Prince William’s many good deeds

[donkyboy]

Sausage fingers is apparently worthy of a BBC article

King Charles jokes about 'sausage fingers' with Prince William in Coronation film

A behind-the-scenes BBC documentary followed the first year of the reign of King Charles.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[PTK]

Sausage fingers is apparently worthy of a BBC article

King Charles jokes about 'sausage fingers' with Prince William in Coronation film

A behind-the-scenes BBC documentary followed the first year of the reign of King Charles.

www.bbc.co.uk

Well, I think it is very important for the future of the people of this country, and the rest of the world, to know the truth about the fingers of King Charles III.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Billy-the-Bald's royal-ring-piece has been gradually stretched over a number of years by 'Pegging-Rose' Hanbury, now it's time for dad to insert one of his sausage fingers and give him the ultimate royal thrill. This tradition goes back Keith the Second, hence the BBC article.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I hope Santa brings Willy a new tumble dryer this Christmas and we can consign this regretable period of pegging to the anals of history

 

[UrbaneFox]

There's no stopping him. And he's building houses.

Prince William: 'Too many killed' in Israel-Gaza war

The Prince of Wales says he wants to see an "end to the fighting as soon as possible" in Middle East.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

There's no stopping him. And he's building houses.

Prince William: 'Too many killed' in Israel-Gaza war

The Prince of Wales says he wants to see an "end to the fighting as soon as possible" in Middle East.

www.bbc.co.uk

Haven't got access to any news channels, but presumably there is now lasting peace throughout the Middle East?

 

[Serge Forward]

So, if the IDF suddenly stops killing Palestinians, the Mail, Express, etc will surely be saying it's all thanks to Prince Wotsisname.

 

[Dystopiary]

I wonder if he'll do that pained, concerned face as monarch, signing off all the shit that contradicts his alleged principles.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I wonder if he'll do that pained, concerned face as monarch, signing off all the shit that contradicts his alleged principles.

He’ll be in Jeddah in an a couple of weeks, pressing the flesh on behalf of BAe, who’ll flog shit that will bomb Yemenis who will sink British ships. The circle of life.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Prince William pulls out of Greek memorial service due to 'personal matter'

An unspecified "personal matter" means the Prince of Wales has withdrawn from a memorial service.

www.bbc.co.uk

Rumour has it the reason is that he's got a large dildo stuck up his arse.

 

[Elpenor]

Maybe connected to rumours about his Dad?

 

[brogdale]

Time for a Has the P of W died thread?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Time for a Has the P of W died thread?

Might not last long, given his impending coronation..,

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

If sausage fingers croaks and the fragrant Kate does too, old baldy could just jump in to bed with Camilla, she’s already Queen so nice and neat and that.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Or acquire Rose Hanbury from an underling.

 

[moochedit]

Nothing to see here. Some minor royal family member that only readers of hello would have heard of has died.

 

[stavros]

If sausage fingers croaks and the fragrant Kate does too, old baldy could just jump in to bed with Camilla, she’s already Queen so nice and neat and that.

Couldn't a cousin step up and do the job, as is tradition?

 

[MickiQ]

Why is Constantine's son referred to as Crown Prince Pavlos rather than former Crown Prince Pavlos? It's not like he is ever going to get his bum on the Greek Golden Seat. I notice that HRH Prince of Nonces was amongst the guests.

 

[andysays]

Curiouser and curiouser

Buckingham Palace announces death of Thomas Kingston​

Prince William unexpectedly withdrew from a memorial service for the late King Constantine of Greece at St George's Chapel on Tuesday, over an unspecified "personal matter", but it is understood that was not connected to the news about Mr Kingston.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Dropping like flies

 

[danny la rouge]

When the BBC, in its own way, joins the speculation, you start to wonder if there’s something in it.

Analysis: A royal dilemma as public curiosity over Kate grows Analysis: A royal dilemma as public curiosity over Kate grows

“The spotlight has shone even brighter in recent days after the Prince of Wales withdrew at short notice from a memorial service in Windsor for his godfather, King Constantine of Greece. He was due to give a reading, and his name was on the order of service.

This was surprising. Prince William lives on the Windsor Estate. He had a job to do at the service. It was his godfather being remembered.”

I hadn’t realised the service he missed was in his back garden. I thought it was abroad.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Prince William condemns rise in antisemitism during synagogue visit

It was William's first public appearance since unexpectedly pulling out of a memorial service due to a "personal matter".

www.bbc.co.uk

He's been to a synagogue as well.

He added: "Both Catherine and I are extremely concerned about the rise in antisemitism that you guys have talked about so eloquently this morning, and I'm just so sorry you've had to experience that."

'You guys'. Groovy fucker

 

[Elpenor]

“You guys”

Has he started working waiter shifts at a casual dining restaurant?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Has he started working

Not yet, but he's only 41, so give him time...

 

[brogdale]

Shame; lost opportunity to do us all a favour and go out full-on Crown Prince Dipendra stylee

 

[ID47]

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Shame; lost opportunity to do us all a favour and go out full-on Crown Prince Dipendra stylee

" Because he had killed most of the line of succession, he became king while in a comatose state from the head wound" Dipendra of Nepal - Wikipedia

If only!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

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Shame; lost opportunity to do us all a favour and go out full-on Crown Prince Dipendra stylee

I'm only lightly paraphrasing here - at least 5 royal commentators on twitter have said something along the lines of:

"Minor royal died from a massive head wound, and a gun was found. Prince William had nothing to do with it. In unrelated news, Wills turned up to some event with a very visible bruise. And anyway, I HEARD HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A GUN IS."

 

[newme]

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Shame; lost opportunity to do us all a favour and go out full-on Crown Prince Dipendra stylee

Who the fuck is this? My lack of interest in the Royals is inexhaustible but I can read and this never came up anywhere I have ever seen it in 40 years. Homeless charity even had someone, do, something or other it wasn't an opening. Not sure which other than I think a man, have been concerned ever since it was the paedo guy but even googling brings no answers. Me and the support workers (i did admin stuff) went in a separate room with a view window thing and took the piss.

 

[Raheem]

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Oh yeah? Traumatic for who?

 

[T & P]

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Shame; lost opportunity to do us all a favour and go out full-on Crown Prince Dipendra stylee

That wording sounds well peculiar to me. Either he died of a bullet wound from the gun found next to him and this country is so pathetically protective of the Royals that they can’t bring themselves to say ‘bullet wound’ because suicide is not something that should be stated in the same sentence as the name of a Royal, or he died from a wound not caused by a bullet, in which case we’ve got ourselves a real life Agatha Christie mystery.