Prince Harry

[moochedit]

It needs to be a big post office.

* calls off plan to occupy my local costcutter *

 

[A380]

 

[T & P]

Word around the campfire is that Jeremy Clarkson is being dumped by Amazon due to his recent abominable comments about Meghan

Jeremy Clarkson 'dropped by Amazon Prime' as he posts grovelling apology

Reports allege that the streaming service will only continue with Clarkson on shows already commissioned

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Brace yourselves for the forthcoming outrage from the Mail and the usual cunts on Twitter about censorship and cancel culture

 

[Elpenor]

I’m not sure if this is genuine or not



Will never see panettone in the same way again

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[Sue]

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Spoiler

A friend of my Dad's used to do that. But by the time I was four(?) I realised he didn't really have my nose.

 

[T & P]

I made the mistake of checking how The Daily Mail is taking reports of Jeremy Clarkson being dropped by Amazon and ITV...

Fans of the 62-year-old fear he is being 'cancelled in front of our very eyes' after it was reported that Amazon Prime is set to stop producing the presenter's shows - Clarkson's Farm and The Grand Tour - next year, the latter of which earns him at least £10million annually.

Meanwhile, ITV bosses said they had no 'commitments' to further editions of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? - fronted by Clarkson - beyond the upcoming, already-commissioned series.

Although one director insisted back in December that Clarkson, thought to earn around £3million per year from the quiz show, had not been sacked over his remarks 'at the moment', the recording of Millionaire celebrity specials were suddenly pushed back last week due to 'scheduling issues'.

It comes as some critics today implored the Sussexes to 'move on' from the 'drama', suggesting their quest for the 'total humiliation' of Clarkson by publicly rejecting his apologies goes against the 'compassion and love' that they so often preach.

Unbefuckinglievable. How are these ultra cunts even able to look at themselves in the mirror in the morning?

 

[Petcha]

In a rather big leap of the imagination, Iran's foreign ministry is now claiming that UK has no place in lecturing them on human rights after executing that guy the other day, given Harold's recent willy-waving boasts about killing 25 Taliban

 

[frogwoman]

Ghislaine Maxwell says meeting Queen as Andrew's pal was best moment of her life

 

[Puddy_Tat]

some discussion on radio london, asking if opinion of clarkson has changed because of this.

don't suppose ringing in and saying no, i already thought he's a cunt would go down well...

 

[Epona]

I’m not sure if this is genuine or not



Will never see panettone in the same way again

What the actual fuck?

I've never had a bag of powdered sugar in the panettone box, feel cheated.

 

[story]

I’m not sure if this is genuine or not



Will never see panettone in the same way again

This is made by Saul Adamczewski. Samples that clip.

The Coward Ft Prince Harry

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Explore all things Panetone the coward in the SoundCloud catalog.

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[clicker]

What the actual fuck?

I've never had a bag of powdered sugar in the panettone box, feel cheated.

Me neither! I'm feeling a tad robbed in the panettone department. Only got a mini one this year, ate it last week and now wondering did we bin the sugar bag??

 

[story]

I remember Heston Blumenthal put out some mince pies with add-your-own pine needle flavoured icing sugar. I remember sitting with some friends and we decided the icing sugar on its own was a pretty good buzz. Tried to recreate it by adding pine essential oil to icing sugar but it wasn’t the same.

 

[Epona]

Me neither! I'm feeling a tad robbed in the panettone department. Only got a mini one this year, ate it last week and now wondering did we bin the sugar bag??

I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that I don't (and am unlikely to in future) get my panettone from Fortum & Mason, and try not to dwell on it too much.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

It has just occurred to me that you're not talking about Pantone.

 

[story]

It has just occurred to me that you're not talking about Pantone.

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Innit.

And the mis- spelling on that Soundcloud track is really annoying.

 

[UrbaneFox]

I remember Heston Blumenthal put out some mince pies with add-your-own pine needle flavoured icing sugar. I remember sitting with some friends and we decided the icing sugar on its own was a pretty good buzz. Tried to recreate it by adding pine essential oil to icing sugar but it wasn’t the same.

Zoflora?

 

[Sue]

Zoflora?

Bless you.

 

[story]

Zoflora?

Could’ve been. Probably was

 

[friedaweed]

That's the last time I mention his name then You're like a lynch mob you lot. Poor lass!

 

[UrbaneFox]

Ghislaine Maxwell says meeting Queen as Andrew's pal was best moment of her life

What, she's allowed to be interviewed by the Daily Mail whilst service a jail sentence?

 

[Wilf]

What, she's allowed to be interviewed by the Daily Mail whilst service a jail sentence?

The convicted sex offender spent time with the late monarch after being introduced to her by Prince Andrew and they discussed their love for horses.

I'll bet there were hilarious misunderstandings about 'grooming'.

 

[platinumsage]

What, she's allowed to be interviewed by the Daily Mail whilst service a jail sentence?

You think prisoners should be prohibited from speaking to journalists?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I know 'frostbitegate' has been discussed on this thread, but are people aware of the actual wording of that part of the book? It's fucking unreal. It's like something 'Buster' from Arrested Development would say (timestamped link to that segment below):

 

[platinumsage]

The latest South Park was fun:

 

[Ranbay]

The latest South Park was fun:

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just watched it., piss funny

 

[Sasaferrato]

It has just occurred to me that you're not talking about Pantone.

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Me too. Much to my puzzlement.

 

[Yossarian]

The latest South Park was fun:

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Quality stuff from South Park - though Piers Morgan etc. might be pushing the "This is evidence America hates Harry" line a little too strongly, considering a Season 11 episode showed the queen blowing her brains out after an attempt to invade the US was thwarted.

 

[moochedit]

What's south park on these days? Sky? Netflix? Amazon?