Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Was going to make a really tasteless quip about younger couples being more in to cunnilingus than olds, but held back. Maybe I is finally growning up?
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Was going to make a really tasteless quip about younger couples being more in to cunnilingus than olds, but held back. Maybe I is finally growning up?
Explaining the ‘quip’ isn’t really holding back, is it?
ouirdeaux
Caring, Understanding, Non-judgemental Type
Bizarre, isn't it? If you'd discovered this as an anthropologist coming across a previously unknown people, you'd think that their hair regulations were some arcane religious stipulation. The length of cardiologists' hair has been shown to have no effect on patient safety.
Elpenor
Dancing as fast as I can
Are such jolts likely to happen nowadays in the UK which I’d think could be reasonably termed a mature nation state?
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
I didn't go in to the bristley bits stimulating the clit or nothing, I think I should be applauded for my restraint in this delicate matter.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
No. And sadly I don't think this current nonsense even comes close to counting as a proper jolt. It could lead to a slimming and toning down of the monarchy but not to its abolition.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
If you only knew the full truth
Sasaferrato
Super Refuser!
Far be it
I think that tradition can be best described in this joke.
A new CO took over a regiment. On his first tour round, he came across two armed soldiers guarding a bench, on asking why, he was told it was always thus, the grizzliest of old soldiers had guarded the bench in their youth. He contacted the previous CO, to be told, I took over the tradition from my predecessor.
Our man didn't give up, he tracked down every predecessor, until at last, he came to the man who had given the order.
He went to his nursing home, the hoary old warrior, tremulous of limb now, but still sharp as a tack asked what he could do for our man.
The officer explained the situation, and asked what made the bench so special?
In his rasping feeble voice, the old man said 'Good Lord, isn't the paint dry yet?'.
Far be it from me to dissect military etiquette and tradition.
I think that tradition can be best described in this joke.
A new CO took over a regiment. On his first tour round, he came across two armed soldiers guarding a bench, on asking why, he was told it was always thus, the grizzliest of old soldiers had guarded the bench in their youth. He contacted the previous CO, to be told, I took over the tradition from my predecessor.
Our man didn't give up, he tracked down every predecessor, until at last, he came to the man who had given the order.
He went to his nursing home, the hoary old warrior, tremulous of limb now, but still sharp as a tack asked what he could do for our man.
The officer explained the situation, and asked what made the bench so special?
In his rasping feeble voice, the old man said 'Good Lord, isn't the paint dry yet?'.
I think...Harry is looking for a "divorce " from the institution. And a pay out for the divorce.
He wants his family but wants nothing to do with the institution.
They should have paid him off and settled this shit when he left and let him sort out his own life. But the royal correspondents were being fed stories still by some twatty family members so he decided
"Fuck this lark" and turned tables on them all..got his story out there and is probably laughing his head off now knowing he will make more than the tabloids and at the same time having shown a glimse of how dysfunctional the royals are despite their lovely public manners and "genteel ways".
They're tough and rough people. They'd have your guts for garters before breakfast. Shaming bullying hazing is all in their familial relationship artillary. We know this from Diana..and even Charles who was teased til he cried as a little child..by Philip.
Harry is naive though if he thinks the US will embrace him if he becomes a laughing stock.
I can't see anyone with a brain wanting to listen to him giving a speech on any stage...his frozen penis would just pop into minds and distract people.
He wants his family but wants nothing to do with the institution.
They should have paid him off and settled this shit when he left and let him sort out his own life. But the royal correspondents were being fed stories still by some twatty family members so he decided
"Fuck this lark" and turned tables on them all..got his story out there and is probably laughing his head off now knowing he will make more than the tabloids and at the same time having shown a glimse of how dysfunctional the royals are despite their lovely public manners and "genteel ways".
They're tough and rough people. They'd have your guts for garters before breakfast. Shaming bullying hazing is all in their familial relationship artillary. We know this from Diana..and even Charles who was teased til he cried as a little child..by Philip.
Harry is naive though if he thinks the US will embrace him if he becomes a laughing stock.
I can't see anyone with a brain wanting to listen to him giving a speech on any stage...his frozen penis would just pop into minds and distract people.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Sasaferrato
Super Refuser!
This is exactly the point. The PM tells the monarch'No', and awkward as it is, there is nothing the monarch can do.
One would of course hope that the monarch would have the nous not to put themselves in that situation. If they are, their advisors should be heading to Tower Green.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Except sack them, as per 1975.
I thought the singing with seals on the Scottish coast episode was a bit yuck. I can’t decide whether it was cruel or appropriate for the chef to have pointed out, when told by Meghan that she’d serenaded them, that they’d probably all died after killer whales heard and homed in on the area for dinner.
No. Although I do think it’s a bit odd. If anyone tried to tell me how I could have my hair or what I should do about waxing or not waxing to their satisfaction, I’d tell them to go fuck themselves. It would be the end of the relationship. But as you say, men seem to take it as one of those things. I never did it to my ex husband, because I wouldn’t put up with it being done to me. Seems to verge on controlling.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
This appears to be attempting to be on the level with the common man. Except I doubt many common men take laughing gas in hospitals.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
i dunno about that. i certainly have. i bet a few fellas have been tempted during lulls in contractions
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
I'm sure Chris Morris has started working on a script, but as soon as he gets a few lines down he sees something like this and shakes his head in disgust.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
The windsors have got Jonathon Dimbleby on the case now, pretty much an 'official' rebuttal. Seems equally keen to get down in the dirt:
www.mirror.co.uk
King's friend 'perplexed' by claims from 'very troubled' Prince Harry
Broadcaster Jonathan Dimbleby, who interviewed King Charles in 1994 when he admitted an affair, has accused Prince Harry of sharing "B-list celebrity claims" in his book
www.mirror.co.uk
I remember being given laughing gas in an ambulance on the way to hospital with a banjaxed knee.
It was great!!!
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I had it whilst they were popping a dislocated finger back in - still fucking hurt mind!I remember being given laughing gas in an ambulance on the way to hospital with a banjaxed knee.
It was great!!!
A friend had lots and ended up throwing up as he'd been eating a load of biscuits. His partner (who was in labour) was extremely unimpressed, especially as the nurses etc kept asking him how he was doing, was he feeling better etc.
bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
Really
ouirdeaux
Caring, Understanding, Non-judgemental Type
So did I -- or at least I assume that what the dentist called the 'magic carpet' was nitrous oxide. All the kids absolutely loved going to the dentist. Is it particularly dangerous, or is there a reason why it isn't generally used any more?
Fuzzy
Hearts Cov
I bet that never gets mentioned these days by your friend.A friend had lots and ended up throwing up as he'd been eating a load of biscuits. His partner (who was in labour) was extremely unimpressed, especially as the nurses etc kept asking him how he was doing, was he feeling better etc.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Agent Sparrow
the age of slippers and migraines
To play devil’s advocate for a moment, it’s not necessarily about the furniture but the perception of being treated differently, and of being seen as less accepted and valued. Which presumably (moving to Harry) is all related to this idea of bring spare parts. Favoured son - disfavoured son is a trope as old as time surely. On one level because of the financial privilege it all seems ridiculous and pretty to us, but change that setting and the dramas and family dynamics are more basic.
He can’t handle the truth!!!
I think any common man with a passing interest in taking substances and a quiet moment with his birthing partner has probably had at least one good huff.
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
The Times reckons some revenge briefings might start soon:
'Harry’s disloyalty in spilling the beans has staggered lifelong friends of the brothers, who thought they would always have each other’s backs, no matter how distant they grew. While fisticuffs in the Nottingham Cottage kitchen in 2019 have long been known about in their tight-knit group, nobody thought Harry would go there. Why? Because of how much “shit” on Harry friends and family have kept under wraps for years, much of which has so far not emerged in the book’s leaked extracts.
“I don’t know how you can do that to your brother, even if you don’t like or get on with him any more,” says a friend of the royal family. “William was always there to pick up the pieces for Harry, he was his mum [after Diana]. There’s so much stuff over the years that Harry has rung friends up about and said, ‘throw away that photo, promise you won’t speak about this’. You could have a f***ing field day with shit on Harry. So could William, who (in comparison) is as clean as a whistle
Another close friend of the brothers says: “It’s strategically not clever. Harry is good at getting his narrative out there but we know so much, we’ve cleaned up so many messes over the years, there is so much we could say.” Several friends of Harry, once loyal to him, say they are considering whether to go on the record to debunk some of his claims as “bollocks” and drop counter-bombshells of their own. “Loyalty works both ways,” warns one.'
'Harry’s disloyalty in spilling the beans has staggered lifelong friends of the brothers, who thought they would always have each other’s backs, no matter how distant they grew. While fisticuffs in the Nottingham Cottage kitchen in 2019 have long been known about in their tight-knit group, nobody thought Harry would go there. Why? Because of how much “shit” on Harry friends and family have kept under wraps for years, much of which has so far not emerged in the book’s leaked extracts.
“I don’t know how you can do that to your brother, even if you don’t like or get on with him any more,” says a friend of the royal family. “William was always there to pick up the pieces for Harry, he was his mum [after Diana]. There’s so much stuff over the years that Harry has rung friends up about and said, ‘throw away that photo, promise you won’t speak about this’. You could have a f***ing field day with shit on Harry. So could William, who (in comparison) is as clean as a whistle
Another close friend of the brothers says: “It’s strategically not clever. Harry is good at getting his narrative out there but we know so much, we’ve cleaned up so many messes over the years, there is so much we could say.” Several friends of Harry, once loyal to him, say they are considering whether to go on the record to debunk some of his claims as “bollocks” and drop counter-bombshells of their own. “Loyalty works both ways,” warns one.'
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