Prince Harry

[cupid_stunt]

The Times reckons some revenge briefings might start soon:

'Harry’s disloyalty in spilling the beans has staggered lifelong friends of the brothers, who thought they would always have each other’s backs, no matter how distant they grew. While fisticuffs in the Nottingham Cottage kitchen in 2019 have long been known about in their tight-knit group, nobody thought Harry would go there. Why? Because of how much “shit” on Harry friends and family have kept under wraps for years, much of which has so far not emerged in the book’s leaked extracts.

“I don’t know how you can do that to your brother, even if you don’t like or get on with him any more,” says a friend of the royal family. “William was always there to pick up the pieces for Harry, he was his mum [after Diana]. There’s so much stuff over the years that Harry has rung friends up about and said, ‘throw away that photo, promise you won’t speak about this’. You could have a f***ing field day with shit on Harry. So could William, who (in comparison) is as clean as a whistle

Another close friend of the brothers says: “It’s strategically not clever. Harry is good at getting his narrative out there but we know so much, we’ve cleaned up so many messes over the years, there is so much we could say.” Several friends of Harry, once loyal to him, say they are considering whether to go on the record to debunk some of his claims as “bollocks” and drop counter-bombshells of their own. “Loyalty works both ways,” warns one.'

Oh, pantomime season could be getting a long extension this year.

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[cupid_stunt]

He really has been a dickhead including the death of 25 Taliban in his book, the fact him and/or his advisers couldn't spot the potential fall-out just beggars belief.

Military veterans fear terrorists could target the Invictus Games to avenge the 25 Taliban fighters killed by Prince Harry. Experts tonight said security at this autumn’s event for wounded soldiers will be “a nightmare”. There are also fears Harry has jeopardised any event he attends – and that he could be regarded in the same vein as The Satanic Verses author Salman Rushdie.

Admiral Lord West, former head of the Navy, told the Sunday Mirror: “The Invictus Games is very much labelled to him and so I would have thought the threat level there will definitely be higher. There will be serious security issues because of what he said. Measures will have to be put in place to protect the veterans. And there will be people who, given half the chance, will want to do something.”

He called Harry “very stupid” for giving details of his Taliban kills.

Harry warned Invictus Games 'at risk of terror attack' after Taliban kill claims

Admiral Lord West, former head of the navy, said the Invictus Games will now have 'serious security issues' because of their direct connection to Prince Harry

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[bellaozzydog]

He really has been a dickhead including the death of 25 Taliban in his book, the fact him and/or his advisers couldn't spot the potential fall-out just beggars belief.

Harry warned Invictus Games 'at risk of terror attack' after Taliban kill claims

Admiral Lord West, former head of the navy, said the Invictus Games will now have 'serious security issues' because of their direct connection to Prince Harry

www.mirror.co.uk

More tame brass wheeled in to pile in on the situations

 

[ska invita]

The Times reckons some revenge briefings might start soon:

Soon? Yesterday's front pages immediately managed to find a range of Harry Is A Cunt angles, and that Times thing is already just more of the same.
The main accusation Harry makes is that him and Meghan got aggressively briefed against by them, which they dont deny, so of course there will be more, and when there aren't actual briefings the press will chuck shit anyway

 

[Petcha]

Harry may be barred from US & put visa 'at risk' after drugs admission

Harry admitted drug use in his memoir. Applicants would be denied a US visa over their history with illegal substances, but authorities note entry into the country is granted on a 'case-by-case' basis.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Great system. So anyone else would be screwed, but not this freeloader.

 

[platinumsage]

Apparently he said in the book that when Meghan was giving birth to Archie he consumed all the nitrous himself until it was empty, because he was bored, so Meghan had to have an epidural.

 

[platinumsage]

Soon? Yesterday's front pages immediately managed to find a range of Harry Is A Cunt angles, and that Times thing is already just more of the same.
The main accusation Harry makes is that him and Meghan got aggressively briefed against by them, which they dont deny, so of course there will be more, and when there aren't actual briefings the press will chuck shit anyway

I don't think they've even brushed the surface yet.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Apparently he said in the book that when Meghan was giving birth to Archie he consumed all the nitrous himself until it was empty, because he was bored, so Meghan had to have an epidural.

Sorry to drag you into this kalidarkone , particularly if you find this stuff as boring as paint drying, but can I tap your knowledge to ask if the above is possible (and wouldn’t be replaced)? Because it doesn’t seem quite right to me.

Just from my own experience, you’re told you don’t need G&A once the epidural has kicked in so it’s more feasible he had fun with it afterwards.

 

[weepiper]

Sorry to drag you into this kalidarkone , particularly if you find this stuff as boring as paint drying, but can I tap your knowledge to ask if the above is possible (and wouldn’t be replaced)? Because it doesn’t seem quite right to me.

Just from my own experience, you’re told you don’t need G&A once the epidural has kicked in so it’s more feasible he had fun with it afterwards.

It's possible it might run out if you weren't in hospital (home birth etc). It seems unlikely that a midwife would have left them alone for long enough for him to neck all the gas and air if they were in hospital though.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

It's possible it might run out if you weren't in hospital (home birth etc). It seems unlikely that a midwife would have left them alone for long enough for him to neck all the gas and air if they were in hospital though.

Yeah, but I was assuming they were at some sort of hospital or birthing centre anyway for her to then be able to have an epidural.

 

[Combustible]

He really has been a dickhead including the death of 25 Taliban in his book, the fact him and/or his advisers couldn't spot the potential fall-out just beggars belief.

Harry warned Invictus Games 'at risk of terror attack' after Taliban kill claims

Admiral Lord West, former head of the navy, said the Invictus Games will now have 'serious security issues' because of their direct connection to Prince Harry

www.mirror.co.uk

I'm sure the Taliban were shocked to find out that the man operating the great big gun on a helicopter might have killed some of them. It would make a lot of Salman Rushdies if they started going after every meathead who boasted about killing in Afghanistan, and if it was such a concern for Harry in particular, why did they deploy him.

 

[MickiQ]

No. Although I do think it’s a bit odd. If anyone tried to tell me how I could have my hair or what I should do about waxing or not waxing to their satisfaction, I’d tell them to go fuck themselves. It would be the end of the relationship. But as you say, men seem to take it as one of those things. I never did it to my ex husband, because I wouldn’t put up with it being done to me. Seems to verge on controlling.

I've shared half my life with an intelligent, funny and beautiful woman who has given me four incredible children, that she insists on her right to veto me growing a beard seems a small price to pay for this.
I can't imagine my brother offering an opinion on whether I should have a beard or not though.

 

[Aladdin]

Oh, pantomime season could be getting a long extension this year.

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I cant see anything about Harry topping his dad's tampon phone conversation with Camilla.

 

[kropotkin]

More tame brass wheeled in to pile in on the situations

That's exactly what I thought when I heard the confected outrage on the radio earlier

 

[kropotkin]

Sorry to drag you into this kalidarkone , particularly if you find this stuff as boring as paint drying, but can I tap your knowledge to ask if the above is possible (and wouldn’t be replaced)? Because it doesn’t seem quite right to me.

Just from my own experience, you’re told you don’t need G&A once the epidural has kicked in so it’s more feasible he had fun with it afterwards.

No, it's piped through the walls rather than a cylinder and effectively endless.

 

[frogwoman]

It's weird how much he hates William. Do you reckon some of it is because he'd like to have a go at the queen but can't?

 

[Idris2002]

I think...Harry is looking for a "divorce " from the institution. And a pay out for the divorce.
He wants his family but wants nothing to do with the institution.

They should have paid him off and settled this shit when he left and let him sort out his own life. But the royal correspondents were being fed stories still by some twatty family members so he decided
"Fuck this lark" and turned tables on them all..got his story out there and is probably laughing his head off now knowing he will make more than the tabloids and at the same time having shown a glimse of how dysfunctional the royals are despite their lovely public manners and "genteel ways".

They're tough and rough people. They'd have your guts for garters before breakfast. Shaming bullying hazing is all in their familial relationship artillary. We know this from Diana..and even Charles who was teased til he cried as a little child..by Philip.

Harry is naive though if he thinks the US will embrace him if he becomes a laughing stock.
I can't see anyone with a brain wanting to listen to him giving a speech on any stage...his frozen penis would just pop into minds and distract people.

I don't think the people who elected Donald Trump president will be deterred by a frozen penis

 

[JimW]

Cold cocked in more ways than one these past few years.

 

[Aladdin]

Just wondering ... would Harry have been ordered to kill?

 

[LDC]

Edited; was a shit joke....

 

[JimW]

Just wondering ... would Harry have been ordered to kill?

Should think it would be a least implicit in an air support callout

 

[Agent Sparrow]

It's weird how much he hates William. Do you reckon some of it is because he'd like to have a go at the queen but can't?

Some siblings hate each other And the “perfect, can’t do no wrong” versus the “rebellious, acting out, scapegoated/seen as never doing right” sibling pairing is so well known it would be literary cliche in fiction!

But yeah, you’re right, I suspect a lot of free floating anger and resentment (towards people he can’t bear to be angry at, about stuff he still doesn’t quite understand himself) is being focused right at his brother atm.

I’m no monarchist and would have the whole thing scrapped, but psychologically it must be a really weird thing being seen as a “spare”. To cope I imagine you become very resentful or enjoy the relative freedom. Seems he’s doing both.

 

[Petcha]

Some siblings hate each other And the “perfect, can’t do no wrong” versus the “rebellious, acting out, scapegoated/seen as never doing right” sibling pairing is so well known it would be literary cliche in fiction!

But yeah, you’re right, I suspect a lot of free floating anger and resentment (towards people he can’t bear to be angry at, about stuff he still doesn’t quite understand himself) is being focused right at his brother atm.

I’m no monarchist and would have the whole thing scrapped, but psychologically it must be a really weird thing being seen as a “spare”. To cope I imagine you become very resentful or enjoy the relative freedom. Seems he’s doing both.

I cut my sister out of my life a couple of years ago and don't plan on ever seeing her again. Wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire. Obvs. I dont have the platform that Harry does but I still wouldn't do what he's been doing, as much fun as is to watch. Just move on man.

 

[Elpenor]

Some siblings hate each other And the “perfect, can’t do no wrong” versus the “rebellious, acting out, scapegoated/seen as never doing right” sibling pairing is so well known it would be literary cliche in fiction!

“Look I may have dressed as a Nazi but I’ve never had a strap-on shoved up my arse, except for that one night in the mess at Sandhurst when everyone did it”

 

[kalidarkone]

Sorry to drag you into this kalidarkone , particularly if you find this stuff as boring as paint drying, but can I tap your knowledge to ask if the above is possible (and wouldn’t be replaced)? Because it doesn’t seem quite right to me.

Just from my own experience, you’re told you don’t need G&A once the epidural has kicked in so it’s more feasible he had fun with it afterwards.

In delivery suite Nitrous Oxide is piped in, much like Oxygen is so shouldn't run out.
So depends on where she gave birth, if it was a home birth then it's more feasible that all the nitrous oxide ran out as it's in potable cannisters.

It takes a bit of time to set an epidural up so no doubt she was using it prior to having an epidural.

 

[Petcha]

I just checked Piers Morgan's twitter and he appears to have taken a Twitter holiday for some reason. Be he's regretting that now, must be killing him not to be able to post

 

[Agent Sparrow]

“Look I may have dressed as a Nazi but I’ve never had a strap-on shoved up my arse, except for that one night in the mess at Sandhurst when everyone did it”

Write it! We’ll crowd fund you

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Maybe Harold and Willy need a boys’ night in watching Encanto together

 

[SpookyFrank]

It's weird how much he hates William. Do you reckon some of it is because he'd like to have a go at the queen but can't?

If he wants to be king that much he could always just murder his brother.

The royal family is supposed to be all about tradition, and yet they've completely forgotten all the fun traditions like murdering each other to gain power.

 

[Part 2]

This appears to be attempting to be on the level with the common man. Except I doubt many common men take laughing gas in hospitals.

I don't know a man who's been present at their kids birth and hasn't had a go on the gas and air.