Prince Harry
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brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Claimed the nonce was a herbivore...or something
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Vaguely heard of her. Lady colin campbell. But don't know anything about her. Used to be a metalheads pub called the colin campbell in cov. No idea why she is named after a pub though
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Was this on I’m A Celebrity? I never remember any details once it’s off air each year. I don’t know her from anything else. I seem to remember she claims her title from someone she is no longer married to (Colin Campbell), which is funny in itself because she has to use his name in order to remain a Lady.
The whole edifice in microcosm right there.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Mail gets to the important stuff at last. Any news on how much their house is worth?
There are certain posts in the army that allow the wearing of a beard Pioneer Sergeants being the most prominent.
The Navy, the sailor requests 'Permission to cease shaving'. After a period, the beard is examined, and if not good enough, comes off.
To my dying day I will remember the following incident.
In the Medical Corps, we didn't have enough patients, especially outside the UK to grow our doctors from babies to consultants, so we recruited people at a more senior level. IIRC major was the highest 'starting' rank. (RAMC doctors were paid at three grades above their rank to bring them up to civvy levels of pay.)
One afternoon I was ambling along a corridor in the Military hospital in Hannover. In front of me was Major Matheson, a cardiologist who had been in the army for about five minutes. Coming towards me was Mick henry, the RSM. Mick was not the sweetest natured of people.
The conversation went thus. RSM 'Your hair is a bit long Sir' Maj M 'Fuck off RSM' and continued along the corridor. This left me coming towards the RSM desperately trying not to laugh... it was difficult.
I met Maj M later on the wards and said to him that if he wanted to tell the RSM to fuck off, etiquette demands that you don't do it in hearing of a junior rank. Also saying he had put me in a hell of a situation, he apologised, then said 'Do you guys thing he's a cunt?', to which I replied 'Oh yes'
There is a tradition in the army that if two unequal ranks get to the stage where one is going to thump the other, badges of rank are removed and the pair head to the gym and boxing gloves. Mick Henry was 5' 6" and about eight stone. No one ever offered him out, not at any rank. In the days when the RAMC still boxed, Mick had been army featherweight champion.
Having a Jeeves and Wooster moment here....
"Who is this Boko Fiddleworth* you keep talking about?"
* insert Mick Henry here
Sasaferrato
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I'm 70 Danny. I've also made some very bad decisions along the years, most of which ended up being amusing, not necessarily amusing to me, but amusing.
Agent Sparrow
the age of slippers and migraines
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Vaguely heard of her. Lady colin campbell. But don't know anything about her. Used to be a metalheads pub called the colin campbell in cov. No idea why she is named after a pub though
She was conceived behind it, father a 17 year old coked up stallion by all accounts.
I read that article about the furnishings.
Apparently Meghan was absolutely furious when she saw the furnishings in Kate's apartment. Her PA had to use sofa.com to purchase their stuff. For free. For their free flat. In a palace. I mean, it's fucking outrageous the pain they must have gone through.
Apparently Meghan was absolutely furious when she saw the furnishings in Kate's apartment. Her PA had to use sofa.com to purchase their stuff. For free. For their free flat. In a palace. I mean, it's fucking outrageous the pain they must have gone through.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Well tell an amusing one next time!I'm 70 Danny. I've also made some very bad decisions along the years, most of which ended up being amusing, not necessarily amusing to me, but amusing.
ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
Must be true if it was in the paper.
Sasaferrato
Super Refuser!
Well tell an amusing one next time!
I am swithering on whether to write a book of short stories. It couldn't be published until after I die though, because I don't know who is still alive, and don't want sued.
T & P
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Well, I didn’t click on the article as I want to keep my revenue-raising Mail website browsing to a minimum. But the next article down is sadly far less amusing…Mail gets to the important stuff at last. Any news on how much their house is worth?
I’ve cropped the screenshot to spare us the suite of gratuitous images below the headline. Fuck knows what else they’ve included in the actual article.
What a bunch a despicable cunts those folk at the Mail are…
Genuinely have no idea which bits are true any more but it's great fun watching this
The sofa.com has echoes of Pizza Express in Woking so could be true
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
She lives just up the road from me, in Castle Goring, I have no interest in her, beyond being puzzled as to why her home is called 'Castle Goring' and not 'Goring Castle'.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Castle Howard is another example. Anyone know why it’s that way round?She lives just up the road from me, in Castle Goring, I have no interest in her, beyond being puzzled as to why her home is called 'Castle Goring' and not 'Goring Castle'.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
There must be a sliding scale of privilege. Not some theoretical intersectionality thing, just the stuff that normal human beings do themselves that you no longer do or don't think you should have to do. Afaik, markle was roughly a Holywood C or D lister when she met The Stallion, so may well have had an assistant who did things like sorting her couch. But now she's entered a world where the norm is having staff to sort your teddy bears or load up your toothbrush. Noses don't blow themselves.
Sasaferrato
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Vaguely heard of her. Lady colin campbell. But don't know anything about her. Used to be a metalheads pub called the colin campbell in cov. No idea why she is named after a pub though
She has a strange history.
Lady Colin Campbell - Wikipedia
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
It's a fair guess that team harry doesn't have as many crack press liaison officers practising their dark arts as does team willy/wills/silly billy/charlie.Well, I didn’t click on the article as I want to keep my revenue-raising Mail website browsing to a minimum. But the next article down is sadly far less amusing…
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I’ve cropped the screenshot to spare us the suite of gratuitous images below the headline. Fuck knows what else they’ve included in the actual article.
What a bunch a despicable cunts those folk at the Mail are…
Sasaferrato
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Castle Stalker, Castle Urquhart, Castle Tioram (So called because it had no well) and Castle Sween et al. Scotland has lots of them.
Sasaferrato
Super Refuser!
Snooker it is then.
gosub
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That's what I alluded to is at Cmmanding Officers discretion and as CO's go His gran had done pretty well for a lowly transport Corp driverIt's
Come on...his granny gave him the ok... and they allow neat beards.
It's obvious Wills was jealous of how hirsute Harry was..
Sasaferrato
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She was actually a mechanic. Same Corps I dare say.
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