Prince Harry

[danny la rouge]

Its better than Eastenders

 

[frogwoman]

That's Willy the basher

I'm not surprised tbh.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Someone I know was at St Andrews (reading Geogo) with "Steve" and said he was thick cunt who was only ever seen in the library reading the red tops' stories about himself/the fam

It's striking how universally fucking thick absolutely every single last one of them is.

I know measuring intelligence is a contested idea, but most of the cultural and socio-economic biases involved in any measurement ought to skew things in the favour of them, if anything.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Hadn't realised he's on ITV being interviewed tomorrow night. Tough competition from Happy Valley.

Snooker is on as well.

 

[brogdale]

So who is steve?

It's what the other students had to call him...crap 'secrecy' stuff

 

[Aladdin]

That's Willie the basher

ftfy

 

[Part 2]

Oh my fucking word.

At least 2 according to this.

The Sussexes’ media excursions will certainly help bankroll their Archewell Foundation, which aims to “unleash the power of compassion to drive systemic cultural change”. That requires a podcast production arm, with a reported $30m (£25m) deal with Spotify, a TV production house with a reported $100m Netflix tie-up, and an advance from Penguin Random House for at least two books estimated at $20m. The couple have hired an executive from Universal’s film division to run their PR and another from Sony Pictures to head their marketing division.

What will Harry do next? PR experts on the prince’s next steps

His parents, his uncle and the Duke of Windsor all came out worse after baring their souls. The Sussexes may fare better in a more forgiving America

www.theguardian.com

 

[frogwoman]

It's what the other students had to call him...crap 'secrecy' stuff

A bit like how Kim Jong Un adopted a fake 'Brazilian' name at a school in Switzerland?

 

[Wilf]

Maybe I'm getting old, but I find nothing funny about a man being physically assaulted by his own brother and then everyone having a big laugh about how he should have fought back.

I think you are right, felt a bit ashamed of myself thinking 'what's wrong with you, a big tough army bloke' etc. Same time, it feels like there's a real 'positioning' going on with this. Wills, Willy, Billy or whatever the fuck he's called remains in the emotionally buttoned up institution that pushed his mother out. Whereas, Harry/Henry the Coke Hoover/Harold now inhabits the world of emotional intelligence and lets it all splurge out ('intelligence', lol). Those 2 worlds separated out further and further as he married a wife already in that world who was in turn subject to racism. There's a Californication in play amid the Battle of the Dogbowl. He inhabits a pointless role within a nasty institution. He's just found a different narrative to express that.

 

[Pickman's model]

Maybe I'm getting old, but I find nothing funny about a man being physically assaulted by his own brother and then everyone having a big laugh about how he should have fought back.

You're imo conflating the incident, which may be for observers humorous, and the reaction, which doesn't have the same potential for humour - watching an audience convulsed by laughter will never be as funny as the thing they're laughing at. For me that's where you're going wrong

 

[LDC]

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Murder, a soap opera role, and getting caught wanking over a video call were his claims to fame weren't they? Him and Harry are a match made in heaven.

 

[frogwoman]

Given that the likes of Joe Rogan are some of the most popular podcasts around him becoming a podcaster doesn't surprise me at all

 

[weltweit]

seriously though, what do you think the implications might be for the guy weltweit ? might he become estranged from his family? Could he and his family become an object of derision and hatred in the tabloid press? Might the british public turn against him? Those birds have already flown.

That, and hundreds of ex Taliban or loony sympathisers may now be planning how to get to Harry and family to exact revenge.

For most individuals the money from the Oprah interview would be enough to live on, the book wasn't necessary.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Maybe I'm getting old, but I find nothing funny about a man being physically assaulted by his own brother and then everyone having a big laugh about how he should have fought back.

What if the victim had also bragged about having killed two dozen people?

I bet if his kitchen had been fitted with a belt-fed 30mm cannon and his brother armed with an elderly goat and a walking stick he'd have found a way to defend himself.

 

[Pickman's model]

That, and hundreds of ex Taliban or loony sympathisers may now be planning how to get to Harry and family to exact revenge.

For most individuals the money from the Oprah interview would be enough to live on, the book wasn't necessary.

Yes, it's always solely about the money

 

[Pickman's model]

What if the victim had also bragged about having killed two dozen people?

I bet if his kitchen had been fitted with a belt-fed 30mm cannon and his brother armed with an elderly goat and a walking stick he'd have found a way to defend himself.

Only if William had been half a mile away

 

[Aladdin]

Only if William had been half a mile away

It would have been Check Mate

 

[Sasaferrato]

It's


Come on...his granny gave him the ok... and they allow neat beards.

It's obvious Wills was jealous of how hirsute Harry was..

There are certain posts in the army that allow the wearing of a beard Pioneer Sergeants being the most prominent.

The Navy, the sailor requests 'Permission to cease shaving'. After a period, the beard is examined, and if not good enough, comes off.

To my dying day I will remember the following incident.

In the Medical Corps, we didn't have enough patients, especially outside the UK to grow our doctors from babies to consultants, so we recruited people at a more senior level. IIRC major was the highest 'starting' rank. (RAMC doctors were paid at three grades above their rank to bring them up to civvy levels of pay.)

One afternoon I was ambling along a corridor in the Military Hospital in Hannover. In front of me was Major Matheson, a cardiologist who had been in the army for about five minutes. Coming towards me was Mick Henry, the RSM. Mick was not the sweetest natured of people.

The conversation went thus. RSM 'Your hair is a bit long Sir' Maj M 'Fuck off RSM' and continued along the corridor. This left me coming towards the RSM desperately trying not to laugh... it was difficult.

I met Maj M later on the wards and said to him that if he wanted to tell the RSM to fuck off, etiquette demands that you don't do it in hearing of a junior rank. Also saying he had put me in a hell of a situation, he apologised, then said 'Do you guys thing he's a cunt?', to which I replied 'Oh yes'

There is a tradition in the army that if two unequal ranks get to the stage where one is going to thump the other, badges of rank are removed and the pair head to the gym and boxing gloves. Mick Henry was 5' 6" and about eight stone. No one ever offered him out, not at any rank. In the days when the RAMC still boxed, Mick had been army featherweight champion.

 

[danny la rouge]

Christ, mate, at least make some room for interesting memories on your dying day.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Can someone inform me who this gossipy old bitch is?



She keeps popping up on my Youtube shorts feed along with Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson.

I really don't have an opinion on Harry and Meghan, but this catty cunt can leave my feed immediately. She strikes me as someone with marginal ties to the royals, but is bound and determined to make a buck off it. Which is exactly what she accuses others of doing.

 

[Wilf]

Yep, if we were to be serious about this - I wouldn't advise it tbh - Prince Harold manages a splurge of 'big violence', but doesn't like it when subject to a sneak attack from the very brother he was offering a glass of water to, wants to reconcile with, for whom family is all important, who he refused to retaliate against... cont. p. 94.

 

[SpookyFrank]

He's done this book because he was paid a fuckton of money to do it.

He comes across badly because he's a thick twat.

I don't think he's thought much about how best to milk his situation. With the book and the netflix thing coming out at the same time he's likely to a) run out of material and b) drive most people to a point of utter exhaustion with him. If he had any brains, or a decent agent, he'd have spread his muckraking projects out a bit and done some stuff in between that might create a bit of goodwill. Or at least something that was a slightly less transparent effort to get money and attention.

I'm sure he's made plenty of money but being a spoilt little twerp he'll likely burn through it all pretty fast. Entitlement is literally bred into these people, so he'll assume that whatever happens someone will bail him out. And someone probably will. Not even being a national disgrace like Andrew gets you kicked off the family teat ffs.

 

[nogojones]

What does warrant death threats? At what point should one proceed beyond threats?

When they don't let you have the annual leave dates you requested

 

[tim]

It's a lot easier for harry to kill someone from a helicopter seat and 1500 yards than it is for him to deck mr potato head in his kitchen. If he was in any sense a patriot he'd have seized a knife and ended William there and then

A duel to the death with terracotta dog bowl shards

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Can someone inform me who this gossipy old bitch is?



She keeps popping up on my Youtube shorts feed along with Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson.

I really don't have an opinion on Harry and Meghan, but this catty cunt can leave my feed immediately. She strikes me as someone with marginal ties to the royals, but is bound and determined to make a buck off it. Which is exactly what she accuses others of doing.

Never seen her before. I may not be the best person to represent British people's knowledge in this matter, but she isn't a well-known figure afaik. You seem to have judged her quite accurately already.

 

[tim]

I'm not sure the implications of shagging a horsy lady behind a pub are that grave tbf. it's fairly standard coming of age stuff for the landed classes

Aunty Anne?

 

[danny la rouge]

Can someone inform me who this gossipy old bitch is?

Lady Colin Campbell. She was on I’m A Celebrity some years ago, and she seems a thoroughly unpleasant piece of work.

 

[Wilf]

I don't think he's thought much about how best to milk his situation. With the book and the netflix thing coming out at the same time he's likely to a) run out of material and b) drive most people to a point of utter exhaustion with him. If he had any brains, or a decent agent, he'd have spread his muckraking projects out a bit and done some stuff in between that might create a bit of goodwill. Or at least something that was a slightly less transparent effort to get money and attention.

'Okay, 'staff' any ideas on this?
- Well, your highness, you could donate all the revenues from your book and interviews to charity.
'Erm... when does your intern contract come to an end?'

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Lady Colin Campbell. She was on I’m A Celebrity some years ago, and she seems a thoroughly unpleasant piece of work.

Thanks! Pretty much what I thought.

 

[Wilf]

Lady Colin Campbell. She was on I’m A Celebrity some years ago, and she seems a thoroughly unpleasant piece of work.

She defended Paedipus Rex iirc.