Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit
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MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
Yes I know. I posted it after the story had been discredited & coming from a parody/satire account. The ten odd posts before were pointing this out.
colacubes
Mr Hot Cookie
7 posts. But why bother adding another fake thing to the mix? It just propagates this bullshit.
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
I would have thought the "Oh shit that is happening tomorrow" might have been a bit of a clue that it was fake. Sorry I thought it was obvious & there was not a need to spell it out.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
By all accounts this, together with a mocked-up BBC News web-page, has set the conspiracy loons off.
Officials Didn't Say Epstein Associate Has COVID-19 - FactCheck.org
Social media posts falsely assert that Ghislaine Maxwell -- the recently arrested associate of Jeffrey Epstein -- has tested positive for COVID-19 in jail. The story is the product of a website that says its work is satire.
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Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Warning: The following is not real, repeat, it is not a real news report...
newsthump.com
UK nonces are reeling from the news that one of their favourite hangouts is to close more than seventy of its venues.
The restaurant chain is embarking on an insolvency process, allowing it to exit stores, cut rents and refuse further bookings from men with a van load of cute puppies.
Pizza Express has been a favourite on the British High Street since 1965, charging its principle demographic of lower-middle-class sex offenders an aspirational £4.95 for a mixed leaf salad.
Despite the recent easing of the lockdown, the business has been hit by enforced closures, stronger competition and people desperately hoping not to have their lunch ruined by being sat next to the less-desirable members of the Royal Family.
Former customer Tracy Fowler told us, “I quite like Pizza Express, and I’ll be sad to see them go – but honestly, who wants to risk having Prince Andrew in your eye-line when you’re trying to enjoy a Sloppy Giuseppe?”
The news will leave suspected British child molesters with a severe shortage of explanations as to their whereabouts on that awkward ‘night in question’, though experts predict that Pizza Hut and Pret A Manger are expected to pick up some of the slack.
Pizza Express spokesman, Simon Williams, told us, “We’re hoping to win back customers with the launch of our new Deep Pan ‘Spicy Epstein’.
He added, “It’s guaranteed to leave a very unpleasant taste in your mouth.
“As soon as it’s ready, we just leave it hanging around waiting for it to go cold.”
Pizza Express to shut down more than seventy-five sex offender alibis
UK nonces are reeling from the news that one of their favourite hangouts is to close more than seventy of its venues.
newsthump.com
UK nonces are reeling from the news that one of their favourite hangouts is to close more than seventy of its venues.
The restaurant chain is embarking on an insolvency process, allowing it to exit stores, cut rents and refuse further bookings from men with a van load of cute puppies.
Pizza Express has been a favourite on the British High Street since 1965, charging its principle demographic of lower-middle-class sex offenders an aspirational £4.95 for a mixed leaf salad.
Despite the recent easing of the lockdown, the business has been hit by enforced closures, stronger competition and people desperately hoping not to have their lunch ruined by being sat next to the less-desirable members of the Royal Family.
Former customer Tracy Fowler told us, “I quite like Pizza Express, and I’ll be sad to see them go – but honestly, who wants to risk having Prince Andrew in your eye-line when you’re trying to enjoy a Sloppy Giuseppe?”
The news will leave suspected British child molesters with a severe shortage of explanations as to their whereabouts on that awkward ‘night in question’, though experts predict that Pizza Hut and Pret A Manger are expected to pick up some of the slack.
Pizza Express spokesman, Simon Williams, told us, “We’re hoping to win back customers with the launch of our new Deep Pan ‘Spicy Epstein’.
He added, “It’s guaranteed to leave a very unpleasant taste in your mouth.
“As soon as it’s ready, we just leave it hanging around waiting for it to go cold.”
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
One of the judges overseeing an investigation into Epstein’s finances was attacked today by a hitman who killed her son and critically injured her husband. The assassin has conveniently been killed too.
www.bbc.co.uk
Gunman attacks family of US federal judge Esther Salas - BBC News
An attacker dressed as a FedEx driver is sought after the shooting at the home of judge Esther Salas.
www.bbc.co.uk
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
One of the judges overseeing an investigation into Epstein’s finances was attacked today by a hitman who killed her son and critically injured her husband. The assassin has conveniently been killed too.
Gunman attacks family of US federal judge Esther Salas - BBC News
An attacker dressed as a FedEx driver is sought after the shooting at the home of judge Esther Salas.
That link doesn’t mention Epstein and says the attacker is still at large
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
That link doesn’t mention Epstein and says the attacker is still at large
Orang Utan knows something
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
CNN report both things ou said, tho there’s is a very early report which seems to be a bit outdated.
www.cnn.com
Attorney who was found dead named as primary suspect in fatal shooting at federal judge's home | CNN
The man suspected of shooting the husband and son of US District Judge Esther Salas on Sunday at her North Brunswick, New Jersey, home has been identified as Roy Den Hollander, the US Attorney's Office in New Jersey announced in a release Monday afternoon.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Aye, other news networks
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Have a look aboutWhat?
From your link...
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Why should I?
If you want to make a claim, post a link that confirms it, not one that says the fucking opposite, you muppet.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
That link doesn’t mention Epstein and says the attacker is still at large
guy's dead now.
Earlier Monday, unidentified officials told ABC News that an attorney who had a case before Salas in 2015 had been found dead near Liberty, New York, of what appeared to be a self-inflicted wound. The news network reported a FedEx package addressed to the judge was also found in the attorney’s vehicle.
e2a other sources say he argued before that judge more than once.
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Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Cos you might remain confused.Why should I?
If you want to make a claim, post a link that confirms it, not one that says the fucking opposite, you muppet.
I only wanted to quote the bbc not the other less reputable news sites so added the info that wasn't in the beeb article
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Yeah, always best to link to an article reporting exactly the opposite to what you are posting, brilliant.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
i'm not a journalism mate. no skin off my nose if you dont want to rely on a random loudmouth down the pub for your news. be my guest.Yeah, always best to link to an article reporting exactly the opposite to what you are posting, brilliant.
if you do want to rely on a random loudmouth down the pub for your news, the more fool you.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Are you drunk?
You posted a link, which clearly you hadn't bothered to actually read, which totally contradicted what you were posting about, that's your mistake, get over it.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Dead ‘Men's Rights' Attorney Eyed in Shootings of NJ Federal Judge's Son, Husband: FBI
The husband and son of a New Jersey federal judge were shot at their home Sunday afternoon, and a massive law enforcement response is underway.
www.nbcnewyork.com
And now authorities are also looking into his possible connection to the death of another prominent men's rights figure in California earlier this month, sources say
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
No.Are you drunk?
You posted a link, which clearly you hadn't bothered to actually read, which totally contradicted what you were posting about, that's your mistake, get over it.
And, no, I read several articles, one of which was the BBC one. What did you do? Overheard a bloke in the pub,
GM thinks Epstein was murdered and fears shes next:
www.foxnews.com
Ghislaine Maxwell fears for her life, believes she might meet the same fate as Jeffrey Epstein: report
Ghislaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, believes the convicted pedophile was murdered while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges and fears the same end, according to a friend.
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
"according to a friend" always raises an eyebrow but in relation to Ghislaine it's pure laughable.GM thinks Epstein was murdered and fears shes next:
Ghislaine Maxwell fears for her life, believes she might meet the same fate as Jeffrey Epstein: report
Ghislaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, believes the convicted pedophile was murdered while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges and fears the same end, according to a friend.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
TBF you're writing like you've been subbed for the Graun
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
Dead ‘Men's Rights' Attorney Eyed in Shootings of NJ Federal Judge's Son, Husband: FBI
The husband and son of a New Jersey federal judge were shot at their home Sunday afternoon, and a massive law enforcement response is underway.
And now authorities are also looking into his possible connection to the death of another prominent men's rights figure in California earlier this month, sources say
Also:
If Trump loses I can see more of these cry-babies kicking off about it.
'I wish her well': Donald Trump on Ghislaine Maxwell – video
Donald Trump has said he wishes well Ghislaine Maxwell, who currently faces federal charges for allegedly enabling the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking of minor girls.
And Trump asked about G Maxwell says... "I wish her well"
Is that code for "keep your mouth shut and you'll be fine"?
T & P
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So far I can only find this story in the Torygraph behind a paywall, but the headline tells you everything you need to know...
www.telegraph.co.uk
Just when you thought the man couldn't be anymore of a cunt...
Prince Andrew did not press US government for 'favourable' deal for Epstein, insist friends
The Duke is accused of trying to persuade authorities to give Epstein a sweetheart deal in his underage prostitution case
www.telegraph.co.uk
Just when you thought the man couldn't be anymore of a cunt...
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