Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[brogdale]

There's just a small part of me has a little sympathy for him. He's had an incredibly privileged life in which he's never wanted for anything. Now it's all being taken from him and he doesn't know what to do or how to behave.

Tough. Shouldn't have been a kiddy fiddler.

Should be put out of his misery.

 

[Chilli.s]

Should be put out of his misery.

He will never know misery in the true sense of the word. His top secret investments in his inheritance that we are supposed to turn a blind eye to will support him wherever in the world he wants to live. Disappointment, yeah I bet he has a shed full of that now he cant be randy andy anymore

 

[Pickman's model]

He will never know misery in the true sense of the word. His top secret investments in his inheritance that we are supposed to turn a blind eye to will support him wherever in the world he wants to live. Disappointment, yeah I bet he has a shed full of that now he cant be randy andy anymore

there's a reality tv show waiting to be made, misery, featuring andrew mountbatten-windsor - where teams of people vie to make amw cry by dumping him in vats of beans or staking him out in the hot sun, etc

 

[Serge Forward]

It must be simply awful, frightful, beastly. Prince Noncalot is being packed off to this absolute hovel

 

[Chilli.s]

Pickman's model thats not an image I want to think about first thing on a Monday morning...

pegging him out in the hot sun

 

[dessiato]

Should be put out of our misery.

CFY

 

[Epona]

Pickman's model thats not an image I want to think about first thing on a Monday morning...

How the other half lives innit

 

[dessiato]

How the other half lives innit

Yes...but pegging him out...

 

[Pickman's model]

Pickman's model thats not an image I want to think about first thing on a Monday morning...

How the other half lives innit

Yes...but pegging him out...

Yeh as soon as I posted I realised and, sickened, changed it. But not fast enough

 

[Epona]

Yeh as soon as I posted I realised and, sickened, changed it. But not fast enough

If you want me to edit your quote out of my post just PM me, I found it amusing though, I do love a good double entendre (although maybe not appropriate on this thread)

 

[Pickman's model]

It must be simply awful, frightful, beastly. Prince Noncalot is being packed off to this absolute hovel

miss scarlet, in the billiards room with the lead pipe

 

[Chilli.s]

It must be simply awful, frightful, beastly. Prince Noncalot is being packed off to this absolute hovel

I expect hes worried about the heating bill

 

[DaveCinzano]

No sweat lodge

 

[Pickman's model]

No sweat lodge

dunsweatin

 

[MickiQ]

 

[eatmorecheese]

Oh cry me a royal blue river.

Someone who always treated everyone who worked for him like shit and felt he was entitled to procure young girls as playthings.

Miserable streak of piss.

 

[Chilli.s]

Someone who always treated everyone who worked for him like shit and felt he was entitled to procure young girls as playthings.

Thats a fantastic caricature reference for him, he should use it on his cv when applying for jobs

 

[krtek a houby]

Pickman's model thats not an image I want to think about first thing on a Monday morning...

Too scared to search for "pegging"

 

[Chilli.s]

Too scared to search for "pegging"

Aw, dont be scared...

 

[Epona]

Too scared to search for "pegging"

It's where someone performs an act of anal sex with a bloke via use of a strap on.

(Which is something I have no issues with, but I do have issues with the monarchy existing)

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Thats a fantastic caricature reference for him, he should use it on his cv when applying for jobs

He'll fit right in at any number of firms in the City.

 

[Sue]

there's a reality tv show waiting to be made, misery, featuring andrew mountbatten-windsor - where teams of people vie to make amw cry by dumping him in vats of beans or staking him out in the hot sun, etc

Surely it also needs to include

Spoiler

his foot being chopped off by a deranged fan. Though guess fans of any description -- deranged or otherwise -- may be hard to find.

 

[likesfish]

He'll fit right in at any number of firms in the City.

except they expect "results" these days and since he stopped flying wokkas he hasn't done anything useful didn't even manage to bribe arabs to buy BAE shite . Even my limited talent could do that ,show them some shiny death tech offer to pad the bill outrageously with commission another triumph for british jobs.
class of brandy and the mess revolver time

 

[DaveCinzano]

class of brandy and the mess revolver time

He'll need assistance - he'd probably get one of his Mountbatten-Windsor chipolatas stuck in a chamber if he tried doing it on his own

 

[SpookyFrank]

It must be simply awful, frightful, beastly. Prince Noncalot is being packed off to this absolute hovel

I think that's the one they're kicking him out of.

 

[Serge Forward]

How beastly!

 

[pogofish]

I think that's the one they're kicking him out of.

Nope - It's Frogmore House, the house they kept empty/on reserve as the place to send Prince Philip to die if the Queen had passed before him. In the end, he chose to renovate his own place instead.

Queen Victoria's disgraced mother is also buried in its garden and a number of other "awkward" senior royals and close relations have been billeted there for various periods since Victorian times - pretty-much, its the Royal Gulag.

It is also a much more elegant place than the all-concrete Royal Lodge, Andy's current, more prominent abode.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I think that's the one they're kicking him out of.

I don't think it is, but it's also not Frogmore Cottage, where it's reported old Charlie wants to send him.

It is Frogmore House as pogofish has just pointed out.

 

[cupid_stunt]

This is Frogmore Cottage -

 

[Elpenor]

That’s not really what I recognise as a cottage