Andrew Tate launches political party

[weepiper]

Some Black Mirror shit:

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He doesn't understand his audience. 15 year olds don't ever watch live TV, granddad.

 

[burtabraham]

He makes the common mistake of confusing the thing to be purged with the thing purged.
An example: Stalin did not purge the opposition in the Communist Party of the Soviet Union; he pruged the Communist Party.

Never make the mistake of pruging the Communist Party.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I think you might have found the flaw in his cunning plan.

I strongly suspect that isn't the actual plan.

tbh, I'm also quite sceptical the actual plan is actually his.

 

[burtabraham]

I'm strongly suspect that isn't the actual plan.

tbh, I'm also quite sceptical the actual plan is actually his.

There’s no plan apart from internet clicks

 

[Lord Camomile]

How do you run for Prime Minister? Man is thick as whale omelette.
Somebody rummage up some forms to sell him.

By announcing it on social media

I suppose it's entirely possible to 'run' for pretty much anything. You just say "I'm gonna try and do this".

Actually being appointed, on the other hand...

I've got a better chance of running at Jupiter.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Not many attempts to reclaim Britain launched from that far off. Traditional to hang around the French court until you could beg an army.

It could be like the EU, six months in Bucharest Central Nick, followed by six months in Belmarsh, before heading back to the Bucharest Central...

 

[PTK]

Never make the mistake of pruging the Communist Party.

I like a good pruge.

 

[Orang Utan]

Ok then, I hereby launch my campaign to become Britain’s next Prime Minister.
I can fart and whistle at the same time.
I am a consistent and successful lawbreaker
I have my own hard hat and high vis tabard for pleb workplace visiting.
I have a distinct lack of probity on many important issues.
Vote for me!

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Ok then, I hereby launch my campaign to become Britain’s next Prime Minister.
I can fart and whistle at the same time.
I am a consistent and successful lawbreaker
I have my own hard hat and high vis tabard for pleb workplace visiting.
I have a distinct lack of probity on many important issues.
Vote for me!

The Brexit crowd would never vote for OU, far too close to EU is that...

 

[MickiQ]

Surely there is no prospect of an unhinged far right groper becoming a world leader, etc etc.

Need to be a billionaire first.

 

[Lotte]

Surely there is no prospect of an unhinged far right groper becoming a world leader, etc etc.

Oh, don't. If that cunt gets anywhere near power, I'm going to kill myself. I'd rather be dead than live in a country run by Andrew Tate.

 

[BigMoaner]

BRUV

 

[Orang Utan]

Oh, don't. If that cunt gets anywhere near power, I'm going to kill myself. I'd rather be dead than live in a country run by Andrew Tate.

Can’t we just kill him instead?

 

[BigMoaner]

.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

BRUV

 

[steeplejack]

Presumably he’s worked out how he’ll ‘run for prime minister’ from a Romanian custody suite

 

[PTK]

There once was a man called Tate​

Whose mother once found she was late
If she had not been
We wouldn’t have seen
The nasty man they call Tate.

 

[Rompipalle]

FFS! How many more unhinged basket cases can the world tolerate?

Also, how come they are all men*?

EDIT - * I use this term loosely.

 

[emanymton]

Ok then, I hereby launch my campaign to become Britain’s next Prime Minister.
I can fart and whistle at the same time.

Got my vote.

 

[ohmyliver]

Why's he picked a photo where he looks like cured meat?

it's probably the one where he looks less like Smeagol on steroids.

 

[a_chap]

There once was a man called Tate​

Whose mother once found she was late
If she had not been
We wouldn’t have seen
The nasty man they call Tate.

I can do a better limerick than that.

"There once was a man called Tate.
He was a cunt."

 

[PTK]

I can do a better limerick than that.

"There once was a man called Tate.
He was a cunt."

"Cunt" is the sort of language that Tate would use, because he hates women. I think that we should avoid using such language.

 

[SpookyFrank]

There once was a man named Tate
With no chin and a shiny bald pate
He should've known better
Than to pick a fight with Greta
Now rotting in prison's his fate

Doesn't really scan right but it'll do.

 

[xenon]

Seriously though why isn’t this man charged with something yet? I know legal systems take a fucking age but come on.

 

[TopCat]

I clicked through on all of it. It’s hilarious. Forty one tenets explaining his viewpoint accompanied by pictures of him channeling Jason Statham. I got to number nine and gave up.

 

[Jennaonthebeach]

Someone told me that's a satirical account.

 

[newme]

Why's he picked a photo where he looks like cured meat?

It's the best of what they had time for over a few years I guess.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Seriously though why isn’t this man charged with something yet? I know legal systems take a fucking age but come on.

The Romanian criminal case against him is vast and complicated, with multiple charges and dozens of alleged victims.

If it takes them a while to make sure they get him bang to rights so that the key can be thrown away, that's OK with me.

 

[newme]

How do you run for Prime Minister? Man is thick as whale omelette.
Somebody rummage up some forms to sell him.

Have you seen the US? It's not a well educated place out there. This idiot just added to the Musk nonsense effectively by also misunderstanding the entire system they want to disrupt and got it confused with various dictator roles.

 

[MickiQ]

The chances of Frog Lord becoming PM are realistically very low but not impossible. Musk has such an obscene amount of dosh he can afford to spend a few tens of millions on that off chance and the LOLs.
Giving any to Tate would be a waste and evil though he might be Musk isn't that daft.
It seems to me that Tate is trying to grift his fan boys of which he still seems to have a disturbing number.