On the subject of weird legalese language, this (from the Virginia Roberts/Giuffre & Epstein settlement agreement) took me by surprise:
2. General Release (pages 2-3):
"Hereby remise, release, acquit, satisfy, and forever discharge the said Second Parties and any other person or entity who could have been included as a potential defendant ('Other Potential Defendants') from all, and all manner of, action and actions of Virginia Roberts [...] for compensatory or punitive damages that First Parties [...] ever had or now have [...] against Jeffrey Epstein [...] from the beginning of the world to the day of this release."
"from the beginning of the world"?!
WTF.
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