PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Badgers]

 

[elbows]

Does that article include any indication of what proportion of those who had death wished upon them were Guardian writers?

 

[Schmetterling]

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... I have taken to firing imaginary guns at pictures of that wanker Boris ...

 

[elbows]

Even by Kuenssberg standards this article is lazy and shit.

Johnson and Starmer: More in common than you might think

Boris Johnson and Sir Keir Starmer both had good party conferences but face formidable challenges.

www.bbc.co.uk

Warning, it contains this:

Mr Johnson's close ally Mark Spencer even told us he thought the PM could be in Downing Street for 20 years.

Neglected to mention that at least 19 of those years are expected to be in the form of his severed head on a pike.

 

[prunus]

Neglected to mention that at least 19 of those years are expected to be in the form of his severed head on a pike.

From your lips to god’s ears.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

As if that syphiliptic, morbidly obese, liver compromised oaf has got 20 years left, let alone still in office.

 

[maomao]

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I've seriously wished death on a third of Britons.

 

[two sheds]

I was assuming it was the same Briton we'd all wished death on.

 

[BristolEcho]

I've seriously wished death on a third of Britons.

Pretty much what I said to my partner.

 

[Pickman's model]

sadly wishing death on people so rarely has the desired effect

 

[elbows]

sadly wishing death on people so rarely has the desired effect

You need to make the penguins an offer they cant refuse.

 

[kabbes]

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…per day, right?

 

[MrSki]

 

[Serene]

He`s such a Creambun.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

He`s such a Creambun.

Nah, cream buns are sweet and nice!

 

[Serene]

Urban Dictionary: Creambun

 

[stavros]

I was assuming it was the same Briton we'd all wished death on.

Please check the thread title.

 

[two sheds]

I did

 

[ViolentPanda]

Bojo, I think you'll find The Young Ones is fiction. I promise you in real life, trains to Manchester do not depart from King's Cross.

I believe that "delivering on" is Tory slang for shitting on.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Looks like he's swallowed a four pack of andrex

Looks like his missus has contacted him in the hope of reconciliation.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Johnson.

TBF, saying someone is a massive Johnson fan, could mean their mistaken for someone who likes a cock.
Oh, hold on...

 

[ViolentPanda]

I think it's a hand gesture that's been focus grouped because all politicians seem to be doing it. I suppose gesturing with a pointed finger or shaking a fist must be concidered a vote loser.

In which case, the focus group have totally shat the bed, because it's even more half-cocked than the "I've shat my kecks" standing stance of a few yrs back.

 

[Badgers]

Johnson jets off on holiday as Brits face soaring bills, cuts & shortages crisis

Boris Johnson jetted to the Costa del Sol as millions face soaring UK energy bills, a cruel benefit cut, empty supermarket shelves and higher petrol prices

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[brogdale]

Johnson jets off on holiday as Brits face soaring bills, cuts & shortages crisis

Boris Johnson jetted to the Costa del Sol as millions face soaring UK energy bills, a cruel benefit cut, empty supermarket shelves and higher petrol prices

www.mirror.co.uk

isi

Crisis, what crisis?

 

[Badgers]

He is doing his bit for the beleaguered tourism industry.

Although the cunt probably booked it via that weathly Australian firm he is friendly with you know the one who got the contract to run the appalling UK quarantine hotels.

 

[Chilli.s]

 

[hegley]

Johnson jets off on holiday as Brits face soaring bills, cuts & shortages crisis

Boris Johnson jetted to the Costa del Sol as millions face soaring UK energy bills, a cruel benefit cut, empty supermarket shelves and higher petrol prices

www.mirror.co.uk

How many bloody holidays has he had this year ffs.

 

[Artaxerxes]

How many bloody holidays has he had this year ffs.

283 days so far

 

[Fairweather]

 

[teqniq]

On the money as usual: