PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Serene]

New cassetteboy. Just going to leave this here.

" Ive never done a hard days work in my life ".

 

[Chilli.s]

" Ive never done a hard days work in my life ".

The crux of the problem. Entitlement

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Ming]

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He's doing that fucking thumb on top of the fist pointy thing they all do these days.

 

[Serene]

He's doing that fucking thumb on top of the fist pointy thing they all do these days.

Masonic? Holding a Trowel?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Clenched fists are too aggressive apparently. They also hurt you when punching a supine semi conscious PM repeatedly in the head. Don’t use your fists kids, it’s a no brainer.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Fists on soft tissue only

 

[Pickman's model]

He's doing that fucking thumb on top of the fist pointy thing they all do these days.

tbh it's more the juxtaposition of the johnsonian sunlit uplands and the chill blast from the arctic of british industry shutting down because the gas prices

 

[Pickman's model]

Clenched fists are too aggressive apparently. They also hurt you when punching a supine semi conscious PM repeatedly in the head. Don’t use your fists kids, it’s a no brainer.

yeh use your feet. and an implement.

 

[Fairweather]

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Wish I’d booked a day off work to go to my allotment and listened to his speech on the radio. I’d have a few tonne of bullshit ready for next spring.

 

[brogdale]

Liked for the nail-gun drill alone.

 

[Ax^]

it quite good forshadowing for what going to happen in a later this year

build back bitter

 

[Hollis]

Sums up Tory policy perfectly

 

[Badgers]

 

[Ming]

Masonic? Holding a Trowel?

I think it's a hand gesture that's been focus grouped because all politicians seem to be doing it. I suppose gesturing with a pointed finger or shaking a fist must be concidered a vote loser.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Iron fist salute!

 

[Orang Utan]

Iron fist salute!

aw brill - i know two of them and they’re lovely chaps - but don’t think I’ve heard their music. i know em from attending South London raves such as World Unknown, but it looks as if they’re a bit more indie guitar fare than that

 

[Johnny Vodka]

aw brill - i know two of them and they’re lovely chaps - but don’t think I’ve heard their music. i know em from attending South London raves such as World Unknown, but it looks as if they’re a bit more indie guitar fare than that

Their first album was enjoyable at the time. I guess Paris is still a pretty decent tune.

 

[8ball]

I think it's a hand gesture that's been focus grouped because all politicians seem to be doing it. I suppose gesturing with a pointed finger or shaking a fist must be concidered a vote loser.

The "Clinton Thumb", as pioneered by Bill (with more of a squished thumb showing) - has elements of finger point and clenched fist without the implied aggression of either.

 

[teqniq]

If anyone actually needed a reminder...

Eight false claims made in Boris Johnson’s Conservative party conference speech

Not for the first time, the prime minister delivered a major speech that was economical with the truth

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Serene]

Boris Johnson aka Billy Fisher aka Billy Liar leading the troops of Ambrosia into Build Back Better.

 

[Serene]

In Bojos speech yesterday his jokes included remarks about " We finally sent that Corduroy Communist Cosmonaut to the Moon " ( CCC I see what he did there BBB build back better ). He talked of being glad that Priti Patel is taking new powers ( refering to the Insulate Britain Protestors ) to insulate them snuggly in Prison where they belong. He poked fun at Starmer by saying he looks like a sellotaped spectacled Bus Conductor.
Has he been reading the Eton rag mag?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Dunno what’s worse, his wank fest of a speech, or you still referring to the cunt as ‘BoJo’

 

[Serene]

Dunno what’s worse, his wank fest of a speech, or you still referring to the cunt as ‘BoJo’

Why is it that you dislike him being referred to as Bojo?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Why is it that you dislike him being referred to as Bojo?

The r/w rags & folk who like him use it. It’s cringe worthy.

 

[Serene]

The r/w rags & folk who like him use it. It’s cringe worthy.

I will bear that in mind. I always assumed it was a disparaging name, Bojo the Clown.

 

[Raheem]

I think it dates back a bit and it was supposed to be a semi-ironic nod to J-Lo.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I will bear that in mind. I always assumed it was a disparaging name, Bojo the Clown.

I think it is but it's not something that has any force is it. He's quite comfortable seeming clownish, it fits fine with the whole image he puts across. What he wants to avoid is seeming like just another politician.

 

[Pickman's model]

I will bear that in mind. I always assumed it was a disparaging name, Bojo the Clown.

he's more like the clown out of it

 

[LeytonCatLady]

I think it is but it's not something that has any force is it. He's quite comfortable seeming clownish, it fits fine with the whole image he puts across. What he wants to avoid is seeming like just another politician.

I call him the Prime Minibrain.