PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Zapp Brannigan]

Missed a trick. If they really wanted to appeal to the Make Britain Great Again twats harking back to the good old days that never really existed, should have been wrapped in newspaper.

 

[Orang Utan]

No I havnt, but I'm 100% certain I know one of them, so whats the story behind the picture?

there's no story - it's just a pic taken at a rave of people off their mash on ecstasy pipes

 

[existentialist]

Missed a trick. If they really wanted to appeal to the Make Britain Great Again twats harking back to the good old days that never really existed, should have been wrapped in newspaper.

Ahh, but the Elfin Safety Gorn Maaad crew stopped all that kind of nonsense

 

[two sheds]

Pah - newspapers were widely seen as being sterile and bacteria-free, so much so that you could deliver babies onto them if you didn't have towels.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Ahh, but the Elfin Safety Gorn Maaad crew stopped all that kind of nonsense

That's what we Took Back Control for.

 

[Poot]

Oh God, my colleague is a massive Boris fan. I now understand why he was wittering on about Build Back Bitter and fucking killing himself laughing. I feel a bit dirty now.

I know, these people do exist - people who think he's funny. Fucksake.

 

[Serge Forward]

Oh God, my colleague is a massive Boris fan.

Johnson.

 

[Poot]

Johnson.

Aaaaaagh! I will never do this again. It's him! It's rubbed off! I need a shower.

 

[Badgers]

Johnson.

Disgraced Prime Minister de Pfeffel Johnson

 

[Serge Forward]

Disgraced Prime Minister de Pfeffel the Cunt Johnson

Fixed.

 

[Pickman's model]

Disgraced Prime Minister de Pfeffel Johnson

pengo johnson as the penguins will remember him

 

[Spandex]

Someone actually looked at that and decided, yes, this is good enough to tweet

Seems to have been quite effective for minimal effort.

The Government is trying to make Build Back Better a thing, like Take Back Control and Get Brexit Done. They've spent about 10 seconds making this WTF tweet, which is being reposted around social media because of its WTF-nesss, so lots of people are having the slogan Build Back Better reinforced in their subconscious.

 

[Sue]

pengo johnson as the penguins will remember him

It lacks alliteration

 

[elbows]

Seems to have been quite effective for minimal effort.

The Government is trying to make Build Back Better a thing, like Take Back Control and Get Brexit Done. They've spent about 10 seconds making this WTF tweet, which is being reposted around social media because of its WTF-nesss, so lots of people are having the slogan Build Back Better reinforced in their subconscious.

These days my brain seems to want to auto-correct Build Back Better to Eat Y'Self Fitter.

 

[Pickman's model]

It lacks alliteration

Juicy Johnson as the penguins will remember him

 

[maomao]

Juicy Johnson as the penguins will remember him

Or just 'breakfast'.

 

[Pickman's model]

Or just 'breakfast'.

They will demand Boris breakfasts ever after

 

[brogdale]

 

[stavros]

Disgraced Prime Minister de Pfeffel Johnson

Disgraced PM is somewhat subjective to the population at large. What can't be disputed is that he is the disgraced former Tory vice-chairman and the disgraced former Times journalist, fired from both jobs for lying.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

He'll have to amend last week's admission to "I've got nine kids but I only just found three of them, so the amount of nappy changing is still the same."

 

[elbows]

I see that his very similar performance at various critical moments of the pandemic has gone down the memory hole when it comes to articles like this one.

Boris Johnson's sunny outlook risks looking out of touch

There is concern that No 10 is brushing away concerns about the economy too easily.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Artaxerxes]

Fourth one in the back

 

[Ax^]

is this just him explaining he is disappointed in his early kids

Get it done, building back better

 

[Chilli.s]

Ironic when building homes should be a priority and they've done eff all

 

[Serene]

He has problems getting dressed. It seems beyond him. He spends two hours in a morning trying to understand how to put his trousers on until a Servant has to do it for him.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

He has problems getting dressed. It seems beyond him. He spends two hours in a morning trying to understand how to put his trousers on until a Servant has to do it for him.

Where's Blackadder the Third when you need him?

 

[Serene]

Where's Blackadder the Third when you need him?

Yeah, just like him. that dim Prince on Black Adder.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Yeah, just like him. that dim Prince on Black Adder.

I hope it doesn't turn out Johnson used to watch Blackadder and use the third series as a training manual for how a leader/figurehead is supposed to behave. The last thing I want to have to do is end up suing Ben Elton and Richard Curtis for inciting public buffoonery 35 years on!

 

[Serene]

I hope it doesn't turn out Johnson used to watch Blackadder and use the third series as a training manual for how a leader/figurehead is supposed to behave. The last thing I want to have to do is end up suing Ben Elton and Richard Curtis for inciting public buffoonery 35 years on!

It needs a plan so cunning that you could put a Tail on it and call it a Weasel.

 

[skyscraper101]

New cassetteboy. Just going to leave this here.