PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Badgers]

Not a big fan of Friedland at all but he's pretty much on the money here:

In plain sight, Boris Johnson is rigging the system to stay in power | Jonathan Freedland

Weakening the courts, limiting protest, hobbling the elections regulator. If another country did this, what would we call it, asks Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland

www.theguardian.com

Bang on sir

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

Oven ready

 

[two sheds]

Makes no difference they'll still vote for the fuckers when time comes

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Bojo, I think you'll find The Young Ones is fiction. I promise you in real life, trains to Manchester do not depart from King's Cross.

 

[Pickman's model]

Bojo, I think you'll find The Young Ones is fiction. I promise you in real life, trains to Manchester do not depart from King's Cross.

this is what happens when he's allowed out without an adult

 

[Steel Icarus]

Oven ready

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Has he gone for a run in shirt and shoes?

 

[Storm Fox]

Boris Johnson: petrol crisis and pig cull part of necessary post-Brexit transition

PM’s remarks come as Liz Truss insists it’s the role of business, not ministers, to resolve such problems

www.theguardian.com

Queues for petrol and mass culls of pigs at farms because of a lack of abattoir workers are part of a necessary transition for Britain to emerge from a broken economic model based on low wages, Boris Johnson has argued.

I don't believe him, I mean ffs

Boris Johnson described most deprived members of society as ‘chavs, losers, burglars and drug addicts’​

Boris Johnson described most deprived members of society as ‘chavs, losers, burglars and drug addicts’

Prime minister criticised for showing ‘disdain for working class people’ in 2005 article

www.independent.co.uk

Speaking to BBC One’s The Andrew Marr Show, he said: “I hate to break it to you, Andrew, but I’m afraid our food processing industry does involve killing a lot of animals, that is the reality.

“Your viewers need to understand that. That’s just what happens.”

When Marr pointed out that it would be different, as in this instance the pigs would not be butchered for food and the farmers would receive no income, Johnson said this was part of a wider transformation of the economy post-Brexit.

“If I may say so, the great hecatomb of pigs that you describe has not yet actually taken place, let’s see what happens,” he said.

There are serious issues killing 1000's pigs to just bury and using arcane language to prove how smart he is.
It's just straw grasping.

 

[steveo87]

Bojo, I think you'll find The Young Ones is fiction. I promise you in real life, trains to Manchester do not depart from King's Cross.

It's little things like this that remind me why I love U75.

 

[Dogsauce]

They should give the piglets away as pets or let the rich shoot them for fun, incineration is a waste.

 

[Pickman's model]

They should give the piglets away as pets or let the rich shoot them for fun, incineration is a waste.

you have it the wrong way round, let the pigs eat the rich

 

[Chilli.s]

This pig crisis, it's just so wasteful, all that time. money and effort to grow them, and for an incompetent government to say lets just chuck it all away. With the poverty in the world its so distasteful. Could do anything in preference to nothing. Free chops for everyone? oh no

 

[Ax^]

Boris Johnson: petrol crisis and pig cull part of necessary post-Brexit transition

PM’s remarks come as Liz Truss insists it’s the role of business, not ministers, to resolve such problems

www.theguardian.com

I don't believe him, I mean ffs

Boris Johnson described most deprived members of society as ‘chavs, losers, burglars and drug addicts’​

Boris Johnson described most deprived members of society as ‘chavs, losers, burglars and drug addicts’

Prime minister criticised for showing ‘disdain for working class people’ in 2005 article

www.independent.co.uk

There are serious issues killing 1000's pigs to just bury and using arcane language to prove how smart he is.
It's just straw grasping.

You know that his views during the covid pandemic

Well people die in hospitals also see poor people starving and old people freezing to death during the winter due to cuts in UC and high home fuel prices
you just have to under stand that just what happens to these sort of people, your viewers need to understand this

 

[ska invita]

Bojo, I think you'll find The Young Ones is fiction. I promise you in real life, trains to Manchester do not depart from King's Cross.

"Right, I'm going to stuff loads of toilet paper down the toilet"

 

[Pickman's model]

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"Right, I'm going to stuff loads of toilet paper down the toilet"

Looks like he's swallowed a four pack of andrex

 

[Pickman's model]

This pig crisis, it's just so wasteful, all that time. money and effort to grow them, and for an incompetent government to say lets just chuck it all away. With the poverty in the world its so distasteful. Could do anything in preference to nothing. Free chops for everyone? oh no

Cull politicians, not pigs. We've 643 useless fuckers in the commons plus ~800 in the lords, none of them good for anything and past their use by

 

[maomao]

Cull politicians, not pigs. We've 643 useless fuckers in the commons plus ~800 in the lords, none of them good for anything and past their use by

I bet the seven Sinn Fein ones are useless fuckers too.

 

[Pickman's model]

I bet the seven Sinn Fein ones are useless fuckers too.

Almost certainly

 

[Badgers]

Has he gone for a run in shirt and shoes?

 

[Fairweather]

 

[Pickman's model]

Yeh what sort of wazzock wears a shirt to go jogging? Fleeing from an irate husband, yes, but not jogging

 

[Badgers]

CWS

 

[Fairweather]

Yeh what sort of wazzock wears a shirt to go jogging? Fleeing from an irate husband, yes, but not jogging

The twat is taking the piss.

 

[Ax^]

who the hell goes Jogging in brogues as well

"shut up carrie, i'm just doing a putin showing them all i'm a strong viral man"

 

[LeytonCatLady]

who the hell goes Jogging in brogues as well

"shut up carrie, i'm just doing a putin showing them all i'm a strong viral man"

He spreads himself around all right...

 

[Ax^]

mind bleech Please

*shakes fist at sky

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[Ming]

The twat is taking the piss.

Yep. His contempt level is off the fucking charts.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]