PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Yep. Everything is ‘jolly japes’ for this piece of shit. He’s exhibiting genuinely psychopathic traits.

He'll quiver like a pannacotta and blubber like a cornered rat when he sees the adelie penguins who'll dine on his corpse

 

[Pickman's model]

And in America this....

'This is beyond embarrassing': Marjorie Taylor Greene mocked for using Scooby-Doo meme during speech

It referenced the Green New Deal.

www.dailydot.com

Even in america

 

[andysays]

And in America this....

'This is beyond embarrassing': Marjorie Taylor Greene mocked for using Scooby-Doo meme during speech

It referenced the Green New Deal.

www.dailydot.com

I haven't clicked on the link, but was it the "we would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky meddling kids" one?

 

[killer b]

I haven't clicked on the link, but was it the "we would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky meddling kids" one?

it is

 

[elbows]

Yep. Everything is ‘jolly japes’ for this piece of shit. He’s exhibiting genuinely psychopathic traits.

I think he even had the cheek to mention narcissists in the same speech.

 

[two sheds]

Well we already knew it's all about him.

 

[elbows]

I found a transcript so I can quote the bit I was thinking of.

We still cling with part of our minds to the infantile belief that the world was made for our gratification and pleasure and we combine this narcissism with an assumption of our own immortality.

We believe that someone else will clear up the mess we make, because that is what someone else has always done.

We trash our habitats again and again with the inductive reasoning that we have got away with it so far, and therefore we will get away with it again.

PM speech at the UN General Assembly: 22 September 2021

Prime Minister Boris Johnson's speech at the 76th Session of the UN General Assembly.

www.gov.uk

 

[maomao]

I found a transcript so I can quote the bit I was thinking of.

PM speech at the UN General Assembly: 22 September 2021

Prime Minister Boris Johnson's speech at the 76th Session of the UN General Assembly.

www.gov.uk

Does he propose changing this or is it the plan for the future?

 

[Storm Fox]

Did he piss off his speechwriter so much that they decided to make Johnson look like a total and utter bell-end, and then decided for the shiggles, to add the Kermit bit as they know Johnson's too lazy to pre-read the speech?

Johnson is literally describing the Tory's ethos here.

 

[elbows]

He is more likely to have added that bit to the speech himself, he loves those sorts of gimmick references. The entire speech was entirely consistent with what I expected from him to be honest, especially given he is trying to grandstand about the forthcoming Glasgow meeting.

 

[stavros]

Did he piss off his speechwriter so much that they decided to make Johnson look like a total and utter bell-end

Now that's a public sector non-job.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

That’s why he mispronounces words like ‘vegan’ and ‘Darius’. It’s a deliberate show of naked contempt.

He probably thinks Crouch End is pronounced Crew Shone.

 

[existentialist]

He probably thinks Crouch End is pronounced Crew Shone.

He probably thinks it's a sexual position.

 

[Saul Goodman]

He probably thinks it's a sexual position.

It is... Isn't it?

 

[Badgers]

Labour conference: Angela Rayner stands by calling Boris Johnson 'scum'

Labour's deputy leader says she will say sorry when the PM apologises for past "racist" comments.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Labour conference: Angela Rayner stands by calling Boris Johnson 'scum'

Labour's deputy leader says she will say sorry when the PM apologises for past "racist" comments.

www.bbc.co.uk

So that'll be when pigs fly.

 

[Badgers]

So that'll be when pigs fly.

Probably

 

[Raheem]

He could give some sort of non-apology in the HoC and then get backbenchers to drown her out.

 

[Pickman's model]

So that'll be when pigs fly.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

So that'll be when pigs fly.

This is what I tweeted to them:

 

[equationgirl]

Nice one LeytonCatLady

 

[T & P]

Labour conference: Angela Rayner stands by calling Boris Johnson 'scum'

Labour's deputy leader says she will say sorry when the PM apologises for past "racist" comments.

www.bbc.co.uk

It is the most sensible thing any senior Labour Party politician has said since Starmer became leader.

 

[Serene]

The media is backing every Tory lie.

 

[Serene]

Bojo is toying with the idea of having the Army take over Parliament, the Courts and the Police force. An idea he got from Jeremy Hunt after one of his trips to Pakistan.

 

[MrSki]

 

[ViolentPanda]

Johnson announces plans somewhat akin to chain gangs in an attempt to curb antisocial behaviour (looks like more dog-whistle shit to me):




I prefer this guy's approach:

The problem with that is that Johnson the Johnson, along with most of his govt (not least Priti "Vacant" Patel) are of the punitive rather than the rehabilitative school of penology. Helping people gain skills while in prison that would actually help them on the out, is absolute anathema to these dickwipes.

 

[ViolentPanda]

why have a got a feeling Boris just watch the Shawshank redemption and thought hey that's a good idea

Johnson has the "Andy gets raped in the laundry" scene on a loop. Reminds him of Eton.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Johnson has the "Andy gets raped in the laundry" scene on a loop. Reminds him of Eton.

Yes, and I wouldn't put it past Johnson to be the "benefactor" rather than the "beneficiary".

 

[ViolentPanda]

I learnt from an early age that the Tories enjoyed shitting on people and rubbing it in.

& that was just as foreplay.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Have you read any Orwell? Perhaps one of those Etonian types

Wasn't Orwell a Harrovian?