PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[LeytonCatLady]

He's blatantly trying to copy Trump isn't he?

Oi! Bojo! It's bad enough we've got one of him, leave it alone.

 

[Orang Utan]

He's blatantly trying to copy Trump isn't he?

looks more like he’s trying to copy Benny Hill there

 

[MrSki]

 

[two sheds]

Johnson was likely asleep for that bit or thinking about his hairdo.

 

[Ming]

Thus pleasing his constituency, who are probably over-represented by those with a "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" view of the French, and - most importantly - pleasing himself with a bit of chuckleworthy jingoistic "I can't even be bothered to respect your stupid language" Etonian bullshit.

That’s why he mispronounces words like ‘vegan’ and ‘Darius’. It’s a deliberate show of naked contempt.

 

[ruffneck23]

SMH

Even Sky cant sugar coat it.

 

[Chilli.s]

A PM that is a blatant liar or an incompetent, not a good look

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Prime Minibrain.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[bluescreen]

He's trolling everyone. Not just us Brits but the whole world.

 

[hegley]

SMH

Even Sky cant sugar coat it.

Here's the video of it - proper cringey.

 

[Badgers]

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Here's the video of it - proper cringey.

Is Kermit Boris's Eric Hitchmough?

 

[Raheem]

Here's the video of it - proper cringey.

"Have we got any Gambians in the audience tonight?"

 

[Elpenor]

He must be on half cut or on drugs, it’s the only explanation. Non-sensical speech, I hate the bloke but know that he can do so much better than that.

 

[Pickman's model]

He must be on half cut or on drugs, it’s the only explanation. Non-sensical speech, I hate the bloke but know that he can do so much better than that.

No he can't

 

[Ax^]

seriously i'm lost with this fella, 2 day after admit how many kids he has after refusing the question for years,



Boris "you lot should grow up"

 

[Elpenor]

No he can't

Ah yes, that’s the problem

Maybe send the dog next time

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

Class act...

 

[MrSki]

 

[quiet guy]

Even Armando Iannucci couldn't write this level of fuckwhittery when devising the Thick of It

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[two sheds]

The fucking arrogance and hypocrisy of the cunt - he's done fuck all to encourage renewables himself.

 

[elbows]

The fucking arrogance and hypocrisy of the cunt - he's done fuck all to encourage renewables himself.

Well the ditch he didnt die in could be repurposed for ground heat pump purposes. And the fridge he hid in was an early example of an attempt to capture and store some carbon.

 

[Part 2]

And in America this....

'This is beyond embarrassing': Marjorie Taylor Greene mocked for using Scooby-Doo meme during speech

It referenced the Green New Deal.

www.dailydot.com

 

[Ming]

He's trolling everyone. Not just us Brits but the whole world.

Yep. Everything is ‘jolly japes’ for this piece of shit. He’s exhibiting genuinely psychopathic traits.

 

[Badgers]

Johnson refuses to say if he could live on basic universal credit pay

Questioned during his trip to the US, prime minister declined to say if he could survive on £118 a week

www.theguardian.com

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Johnson refuses to say if he could live on basic universal credit pay

Questioned during his trip to the US, prime minister declined to say if he could survive on £118 a week

www.theguardian.com

Course he fucking couldn't! I remember Ian Drunken Tit bragging he could live off single JSA but he refused when actually challenged to.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Johnson refuses to say if he could live on basic universal credit pay

Questioned during his trip to the US, prime minister declined to say if he could survive on £118 a week

www.theguardian.com

London mayor Boris Johnson dismisses £250,000 second salary as 'chicken feed'

Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has dismissed the £250,000-a-year he earns from a controversial second job as 'chicken feed'

www.theguardian.com