PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[ruffneck23]

 

[brogdale]

Journos reckon Raab's going.

 

[brogdale]

Williamson gone in most unsurprising news of the year so far.

 

[Sprocket.]

Williamson gone in most unsurprising news of the year so far.

That’ll teach him. Then again..,.

 

[tim]

What they do in the shadows

Only the Apache know

 

[equationgirl]

I hope Patel goes.

 

[tim]

I doubt he gives a shit about Carrie or their children. He certainly made that clear when his second wife got cancer.

Yes, he certainly hasn't let the death of his mother stand in the way of the reshuffle, which presumably could have been left for a few days.

 

[planetgeli]

I hope Patel goes.

No chance I’d have thought.

 

[two sheds]

No, she must be the nastiest person for the job which seems the only qualification.

 

[equationgirl]

No chance I’d have thought.

Sadly you were right.

 

[Calamity1971]

The level of cuntitude is astonishing

 

[LeytonCatLady]

The level of cuntitude is astonishing

Well I guess these Etonian types never pretended to live down here in the real world with the rest of us poor plebs, did they...

 

[Pickman's model]

Well I guess these Etonian types never pretended to live down here in the real world with the rest of us poor plebs, did they...

Have you read any Orwell? Perhaps one of those Etonian types

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Have you read any Orwell?

Not yet.

 

[Badgers]

Not yet.

Get on that.

Not to lecture or anything just good reads

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Get on that.

Not to lecture or anything just good reads

I'll give him a go!

 

[two sheds]

I remember liking his essay "Politics and the English Language"

 

[Serene]

I hear hes just had even bigger pockets sewn into his trousers. So thats where the Brexit 350 million a week is going.

 

[Calamity1971]

Well I guess these Etonian types never pretended to live down here in the real world with the rest of us poor plebs, did they...

My local labour MP Mary foy abstained today. Wtf is that all about? I know it would have gone through regardless but fucking hell. What a shite day . People in worse poverty and a wanker shuffling wankers about

 

[equationgirl]

I hear hes just had even bigger pockets sewn into his trousers. So thats where the Brexit 350 million a week is going.

There was never 350 million a week. It was a made up figure.

 

[Calamity1971]

The cunt is levelling up the world now.

Sunday, May 28, 2023 | Our paper | Express.co.uk

Sunday, May 28, 2023

www.express.co.uk

Cos he's levelled up in the north with great success. Fuck this shit.

 

[teqniq]

Billy no mates

Four ex-PMs snub Boris Johnson’s Chequers dinner with only Theresa May agreeing to go

John Major and David Cameron join Tony Blair and Gordon Brown in turning down centenary reunion

www.independent.co.uk

 

[kabbes]

Billy no mates

Four ex-PMs snub Boris Johnson’s Chequers dinner with only Theresa May agreeing to go

John Major and David Cameron join Tony Blair and Gordon Brown in turning down centenary reunion

www.independent.co.uk

Lol, Johnson and May in an awkward tête-à-tête with Norma Major as the gooseberry.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[not a trot]

Lol, Johnson and May in an awkward tête-à-tête with Norma Major as the gooseberry.

Hope it ends with a good food fight.

 

[tim]

Hope it ends with a good food fight.

I hope it ends with Hercule Poirot being called in to find out whodunnit.

 

[maomao]

I hope it ends with Hercule Poirot being called in to find out whodunnit.

I'd prefer it if it was the Fire Brigade forensics team being called in to find and count teeth.

 

[tim]

I'd prefer it if it was the Fire Brigade forensics team being called in to find and count teeth.

There's that poor dog to think about.

 

[MrSki]

There's that poor dog to think about.

Fire Brigade doggos have little booties to protect their feet from the heat.

 

[maomao]

There's that poor dog to think about.

That's no way to talk about our prime minister's infant son.