PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[brogdale]

Not even pretending now.

 

[Ming]

Not even pretending now.

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Probably seeing if they can get away with it this time. Keep pushing…see what they’ll tolerate.

 

[brogdale]

Probably seeing if they can get away with it this time. Keep pushing…see what they’ll tolerate.

& 2 years for them to forget it.

 

[Ming]

& 2 years for them to forget it.

Yep. They think ahead.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Boris Johnson's mum has died. Oh dear what a pity never mind.

 

[Yossarian]

Boris Johnson's mum has died. Oh dear what a pity never mind.

It's tragic when a child outlives a parent, if that child is Boris Johnson.

 

[Badgers]

 

[elbows]

I've already mentioned this on a pandemic thread, but in todays press conference he called a member of the public Covid instead of Kirstie when thanking them for their question.

 

[Pickman's model]

I've already mentioned this on a pandemic thread, but in todays press conference he called a member of the public Covid instead of Kirstie when thanking them for their question.

He was thinking of covfefe

 

[stavros]

Boris Johnson's mum has died. Oh dear what a pity never mind.

What was known about her? The father, the sister and the brother evidently crave attention, albeit perhaps less so than the PM; was she at all different?

 

[ruffneck23]

What was known about her? The father, the sister and the brother evidently crave attention, albeit perhaps less so than the PM; was she at all different?

To be fair apparently she and her parents were a proper (rich) socialists and was shocked she had 4 tory children

Boris Johnson's Mum Reveals Why She's Never Voted Conservative

Boris Johnson's Mum Reveals Why She's Never Voted Conservative

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

Still she married a Tory and evidently shagged him at least 4 times.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

To be fair apparently she and her parents were a proper (rich) socialists and was shocked she had 4 tory children

Boris Johnson's Mum Reveals Why She's Never Voted Conservative

Boris Johnson's Mum Reveals Why She's Never Voted Conservative

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

Still she married a Tory and evidently shagged him at least 4 times.

True but she divorced him in 1978, so presumably wasn't entirely insane.

 

[teqniq]

Nicked from FB:

 

[teqniq]

What an absolute scumbag:

PM condemned for joke about UK becoming ‘Saudi Arabia of penal policy’

Opposition politicians say Boris Johnson remarks about Priti Patel’s policies are a ‘new low’

www.theguardian.com

Youtube vid link taken from businessinsider article linked to in Graun piece

 

[two sheds]

Fucking sycophants

 

[Serene]

So Bojo is now in twitter battles with American rappers over vaccines. His pal Trump got banned from twitter. What is Bojos rap name?

 

[flypanam]

. What is Bojos rap name?

Tory Loans
Lil weenie
Notorious Cuntus
Shite face killa

 

[Serene]

Tory Loans
Lil weenie
Notorious Cuntus
Shite face killa

Tory loans

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Tory Loans
Lil weenie
Notorious Cuntus
Shite face killa

Bojo Cuntface.

 

[ruffneck23]

Snoop spaffy spaff

 

[brogdale]

Blustercunt's reshuffle afternoon...cunts out & more cunts in.

 

[elbows]

The notorious covid capitulator AKA the fridge ditch dweller fella.

Vaccine bounce boy leads the chants of 'u-turn it up Londonnnnn!'

 

[ruffneck23]

well if Raab goes at least he will be able to go on holiday

 

[elbows]

Sky high death pile driver in the house.

 

[Saul Goodman]

What is Bojos rap name?

The Notorious C.U.N.T

 

[Sue]

well if Raab goes at least he will be able to go on holiday

Tbf, he was already able to go on holiday. And did.

 

[ruffneck23]

Tbf, he was already able to go on holiday. And did.

fair comment Sue

 

[andysays]

Blustercunt's reshuffle afternoon...cunts out & more cunts in.

Raab and Williamson tipped by the BBC to be moved

 

[Badgers]

So Bojo is now in twitter battles with American rappers over vaccines. His pal Trump got banned from twitter. What is Bojos rap name?

Baby Daddy

 

[Teaboy]

Raab and Williamson tipped by the BBC to be moved

In both cases their crimes have been inaction. Johnson is willing to tolerate people making everything much worse as long as they are doing something.