PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Often wonder what first attracted voters (and partners) to the bigoted Bullingdon bollix?
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
Just as a bit of light relief. Boris getting totally owned publicly twice. Check his face out in both.
Firstly Df vs the Washington press core. Spot the better man. Kerry plays this beautifully. Look at the way Df looks at the floor and then glares at the off camera journalist. And then how Kerry takes the piss (in a diplomatic way).
Next the Eddie Mair ‘nasty piece of work’ interview. The mask slips around 0:22 and the rage comes out for just a second.
ETA:sp, plus Nazarin Zaghari-Ratcliffe. Left her in the dirt.
Firstly Df vs the Washington press core. Spot the better man. Kerry plays this beautifully. Look at the way Df looks at the floor and then glares at the off camera journalist. And then how Kerry takes the piss (in a diplomatic way).
Next the Eddie Mair ‘nasty piece of work’ interview. The mask slips around 0:22 and the rage comes out for just a second.
ETA:sp, plus Nazarin Zaghari-Ratcliffe. Left her in the dirt.
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Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
Bradford's OK.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
There's evidence both ways...I take deep offence at your implication that overweight unnatractive middle-aged men can't be thrilling and desirable lovers.
*looks in mirror, whistles tunelessly
UrbaneFox
They've doubled in price
Quite, although I imagine his wife might have thought 'I've got enough to worry about right now, I can do without you creating more grief. Just fuck off why don't you?'
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
So when do we cut the deal with the taleban and the penguins,?
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
After we've dealt with ninj. Priorities!
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Not sure how recent this is/was but it cheered up my morning so thought I should share it
even the defrocked dancing priest thinks johnson's scum
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Definitely not on holiday, nope, no siree,, not me.
Twat.
Boris Johnson’s West Country visit not a holiday, No 10 says
Twat.
Boris Johnson’s West Country visit not a holiday, No 10 says
Yossarian
⏭️
I don't see how it breaches any of those rules when the only lyrics are "Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, he's a fucking cunt" - do fucking cunts have protected group status?
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
I know. And it’s not factually inaccurate.
Smangus
comatose at a desk
teqniq
DisMembered
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
And how fortunate we are that he isn't
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
He's fucking something whether that's the country, himself or his next wife, take your pick
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
have you checked your fridge?
Serene
Slightly disgruntled
I heard him on the Radio yesterday saying that the Labour Party are not aligned with British values. Though it was on Long Wave and the signal was in and out a lot. It could well have been in the Caribbean.
maomao
普費斯
That pic is from the G7 summit a couple of months ago.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
Many years ago I visited New York's Coney Island fairground, which had clearly seen better days. I was one of very few visitors, and the barkers were doing their best to persuade us to part with a few dollars in their favour. One attraction in particular that has lingered long in my memory was a paintball-fuelled shooting game in which an unfortunate real life man, dressed in a sort of gimp suit, capered and leaped about, in doing so presenting himself as a target. I was encouraged to "Step right up and Shoot the Freak".
This photo uncannily resembles said freak, and I would have been far more likely to spend a few $$ had it been de Pfeffel in my paintball gun's sights.
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