PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Spandex]

although his writings certainly bloodthirsty i'm not sure he actually did anything beyond being there. i would of course be interested in anything you've got connecting him to what we'd call war crimes, him actually committing them in afghanistan

It's years since I read Churchill: My Early Life. I always mix it up with the Flashman books; they're both about a wasteral that joins the army, goes to fight in colonial wars and makes their name with self aggrandising accounts.

I reckon Orang Utan was thinking of the Malakand Field Force, which fought in the Northwest Frontier, in what is now Pakistan. The uprising was caused by upset at the Durand Line, which divided Pashtun tribal lands between India and Afghanistan.

The force probably didn't commit genocide by modern standards, but certainly would've commit war crimes if they were a thing at the time. As Churchill put it:

We proceeded systematically, village by village, and we destroyed the houses, filled up the wells, blew down the towers, cut down the great shady trees, burned the crops and broke the reservoirs in punitive devastation.

Churchill himself was just a 2nd Lieutenant in the cavalry in the Field Force (earning some spare cash writing reports for the Telegraph and Pioneer newspapers), so it wasn't his job to personally take part in this. In his The Story of the Malakand Field Force he mentions the sappers going of to destroy stuff in villages. He was just part of the army that committed these atrocities. The person in charge was the aptly named General Blood.

 

[ruffneck23]

Boris Johnson facing corruption legal battle over £4.8bn levelling-up fund

High Court agrees to hear ‘arguable’ case

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Calamity1971]

Boris Johnson facing corruption legal battle over £4.8bn levelling-up fund

High Court agrees to hear ‘arguable’ case

www.independent.co.uk

Cunt's Teflon coated. I hope I'm wrong on this one.

 

[stavros]

Cunt's Teflon coated. I hope I'm wrong on this one.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
"Cripes, I think first of all we need to say how well the vaccines have gone."

 

[Badgers]

Thread

 

[ruffneck23]

I really hope I get a job quickly, all this really isnt good for my stress levels.

 

[BristolEcho]

I really hope I get a job quickly, all this really isnt good for my stress levels.

What's this about?

 

[Badgers]

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Ming]

Thing is if you look at his face he’s smirking. He just doesn’t give a shit. If i disagree with someone generally I’ll try to understand their point of view or disengage. But i have to admit with this tubby, stumpy, entitled little cunt I’d find it difficult to not chin him. I hate the fact he wears boxing gloves in photo ops with ‘Get Brexit Done’ on them to appeal to the ‘oiks’.

 

[krtek a houby]

It's years since I read Churchill: My Early Life. I always mix it up with the Flashman books; they're both about a wasteral that joins the army, goes to fight in colonial wars and makes their name with self aggrandising accounts.

I reckon Orang Utan was thinking of the Malakand Field Force, which fought in the Northwest Frontier, in what is now Pakistan. The uprising was caused by upset at the Durand Line, which divided Pashtun tribal lands between India and Afghanistan.

The force probably didn't commit genocide by modern standards, but certainly would've commit war crimes if they were a thing at the time. As Churchill put it:

We proceeded systematically, village by village, and we destroyed the houses, filled up the wells, blew down the towers, cut down the great shady trees, burned the crops and broke the reservoirs in punitive devastation.

Churchill himself was just a 2nd Lieutenant in the cavalry in the Field Force (earning some spare cash writing reports for the Telegraph and Pioneer newspapers), so it wasn't his job to personally take part in this. In his The Story of the Malakand Field Force he mentions the sappers going of to destroy stuff in villages. He was just part of the army that committed these atrocities. The person in charge was the aptly named General Blood.

Ah, never thought of that before. The Flashman in Tom Brown's Schoolday's is a bit one dimensional. You think GMcDF based his version on Churchill?

 

[Spandex]

You think GMcDF based his version on Churchill?

I have no idea

 

[equationgirl]

if only we could leave him to the taliban's tender mercies. but that would mean not inpenguinating him

I'm sure a deal could be reached that both the Taliban and the penguins were happy.

And that's a sentence I never thought I would ever write.

 

[Badgers]

 

[equationgirl]

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I think there's a 2 missing from that figure.

 

[two sheds]

Shame he won't be one of them.

 

[Badgers]

Shame he won't be one of them.

There is still hope

 

[Badgers]

We’re paying the price of the UK government’s herd immunity policy | Letter

Letters: The legacy of Boris Johnson’s initial approach to the pandemic can be measured in lives needlessly lost and ruined, says Michael Rosen

amp.theguardian.com

 

[krtek a houby]

There is still hope

There is.

But what would it change?

There'll be another Tory monster ready to replace him.

And another after him/her.

And another.

 

[quiet guy]

That is the really scary thought. We really need all these fuckers to go out at the same time.

 

[8ball]

That is the really scary thought. We really need all these fuckers to go out at the same time.

Ideally in sufficiently close proximity to allow the job to be done with a manageable blast radius.

<that’s another five watch lists at least>

 

[Badgers]

#worldbeating

But Mr Johnson’s claim that the most recent rise in the Living Wage was the highest ever doesn’t add up.

In April 2021, the Living Wage rose by 2.2 per cent compared to the previous year. But in April 2020, the rise was nearly three times larger at 6.2 per cent. And in 2019, the boost was 5 per cent.

In fact, the most recent rise was the lowest increase in the National Living Wage since the policy was first introduced.

FactCheck: Johnson claims latest Living Wage rise was highest on record

The prime minister spoke of a "jobs-first recovery" from the pandemic.

www.channel4.com

 

[Badgers]

 

[glitch hiker]

Fucking state of it

 

[glitch hiker]

There is.

But what would it change?

There'll be another Tory monster ready to replace him.

And another after him/her.

And another.

At least we'd get the temporal pleasure of seeing that wiff waff cunt booted out of his privilege hole.

 

[glitch hiker]

I mean look at him. Fucking Wurzel haired cunt cathedral. Flapping his arms around like he was attending a guess the weight of the Queen Victoria sponge competition at the St Jesus School for Bigots. Right before the 'Pin the blame on the African slave' game. His face looks like it was haunted by a conscience that desperately wants to escape.

Amid a hellscape forming in Kabul with the lives of many being tossed into a hurricane he wanders around like a bumblebee in a public toilet. Unwelcome, buzzing, unwanted, dangerous to exposed flesh

 

[MrSki]

Fucking Wurzel haired cunt cathedral.

Love it. sums him up really.

 

[krtek a houby]

I mean look at him. Fucking Wurzel haired cunt cathedral. Flapping his arms around like he was attending a guess the weight of the Queen Victoria sponge competition at the St Jesus School for Bigots. Right before the 'Pin the blame on the African slave' game. His face looks like it was haunted by a conscience that desperately wants to escape.

Amid a hellscape forming in Kabul with the lives of many being tossed into a hurricane he wanders around like a bumblebee in a public toilet. Unwelcome, buzzing, unwanted, dangerous to exposed flesh

On the plus side, he's delivered Brexit

 

[glitch hiker]

On the plus side, he's delivered Brexit

But what does it mean?

 

[krtek a houby]

But what does it mean?

Glad you asked that question.

Brexit means Brexit.