PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Johnson actually saying 'always struck me as funny Afghanistan shaped like a hand'

Sunak saying 'no it isnt'

 

[Badgers]

We are led by a mire of hopeless, greedy, thick cunts

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

CWS nails it again

 

[MrSki]

 

[Pickman's model]

what a difference 5 months make

 

[Storm Fox]

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For Rory Stewart's eloquence, somehow just adding two words after "Johnson is after all" could have summed up Johnson almost as well.

 

[Pickman's model]

CWS nails it again

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if only we could leave him to the taliban's tender mercies. but that would mean not inpenguinating him

 

[BCBlues]

Translated into...
Listen Ghani, hide in a fridge until it all goes away, I always do.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Raheem]

if only we could leave him to the taliban's tender mercies. but that would mean not inpenguinating him

Could always send a couple of birds and an instruction leaflet to Kabul.

 

[existentialist]

if only we could leave him to the taliban's tender mercies. but that would mean not inpenguinating him

Life is full of hard choices.

 

[MrSki]

 

[existentialist]

An extraordinary scale that has become all too ordinary during Johnson's tenure.

 

[Pickman's model]

i wouldn't have bothered with 'his head in shame' - he should just hang.

 

[Orang Utan]

“the legacy of this government and this country in Afghanistan is a proud one”. the audacity! his hero Churchill committed genocide against the Pashtun.

 

[Pickman's model]

“the legacy of this government and this country in Afghanistan is a proud one”. the audacity! his hero Churchill committed genocide against the Pashtun.

would this be the genocide committed by the malakand field force?

 

[Orang Utan]

would this be the genocide committed by the malakand field force?

perhaps

 

[Orang Utan]

Thatcher’s proud legacy:

 

[Pickman's model]

perhaps

although his writings certainly bloodthirsty i'm not sure he actually did anything beyond being there. i would of course be interested in anything you've got connecting him to what we'd call war crimes, him actually committing them in afghanistan

 

[A380]

if only we could leave him to the taliban's tender mercies. but that would mean not inpenguinating him

We could loan them some for Kabul zoo’s, probably quite denuded, Antarctica section.

Win win ( penguin).

 

[Orang Utan]

although his writings certainly bloodthirsty i'm not sure he actually did anything beyond being there. i would of course be interested in anything you've got connecting him to what we'd call war crimes, him actually committing them in afghanistan

he encouraged and advocated for it. he was as guilty as RTLM were for their role in the Rwandan genocide

 

[Pickman's model]

he encouraged and advocated for it. he was as guilty as RTLM were for their role in the Rwandan genocide

Yes. Perhaps I should have been clearer that I sought evidence and not bluster

 

[Orang Utan]

Yes. Perhaps I should have been clearer that I sought evidence and not bluster

if you want evidence you’re asking the wrong person

 

[Pickman's model]

if you want evidence you’re asking the wrong person

Thank you for your admission

 

[Smangus]

Yes. Perhaps I should have been clearer that I sought evidence and not bluster

This is a thread about A B D Johnson you know, bluster is the only game in town as far as he's concerned.

 

[Orang Utan]

Thank you for your admission

i am not in court. i don’t need evidence just to please other people

 

[Pickman's model]

i am not in court. i don’t need evidence just to please other people

Be nice if you could back up your claims tho

 

[Shellee]

Is it time to consider if Johnson might just be a jinx?