PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[pesh]

apparently twats have nine lives too.

 

[Chilli.s]

I've recently been arguing that the RNLI should rescue anyone in trouble at sea...that said...

Should rescue him with a harpoon gun

 

[brogdale]

Should rescue him with a harpoon gun

Suspect that such a rescue might upset Pickman's model when the option of the slow drift over to Grytviken was a possibility?

 

[Smangus]

I think this may well be correct, based on what Cummings said about their deliberate use of rhetoric that would wind up their opponents during the referendum. The point is that by aggravating your opponents, you get to set the battlefield. People aren’t talking about the things that Johnson don’t want to talk about, they’re instead reliving battles from 40 years ago, which he couldn’t give a shit about.

Yes, the dead cat move.

 

[Chilli.s]

Suspect that such a rescue might upset Pickman's model when the option of the slow drift over to Grytviken was a possibility?

Not if you aim for the leg and don't use the explosive charge. Easy

 

[elbows]

Quite apart from the justifiable froth and anger at his "one rule for the proles, one rule for us" approach to this, I find myself wondering what must be going on in Westminster that it appears to be a hotbed of cross-infection out of all proportion to the rest of the country. Have they learned nothing from their own press briefings? (rhetorical question: of course they haven't).

Its not out of proportion with the whole country, there has been a very large wave thats been as big as previous waves in many senses, albeit with some changes in demographics and hospitalisations/deaths due to the effect of vaccines.

 

[MrSki]

Not seen this one before.

 

[krtek a houby]

Not seen this one before.

ah bub bub bub bub... thesaurus... alchemy... misconstrued... shakes head, smirks etc

Yeah, remember this, thinking he's magnificently out of his depth. Who'd have thought he'd be UK PM.

Vile.

 

[Ax^]

160k on flag shagging

Jesus might as well of invested in GB news

 

[krtek a houby]

160k on flag shagging

Jesus might as well of invested in GB news

Reckon Jesus would be more of a CNN presenter

 

[two sheds]

Not seen this one before.

Not even that touches him though Not even a flicker.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Argonia]

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JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY LOVER OF MARY MAGDALENE

 

[MrSki]

 

[prunus]

No but he is obfuscating with understatement though.

 

[stavros]

"Show me where the hooker and their props are!"

 

[Chilli.s]

clown needs a kick in the fork

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

 

[two sheds]

Am I wrong that he's starting to look like Jimmy Savile?

 

[Ming]

 

[brogdale]

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Am I wrong that he's starting to look like Jimmy Savile?

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Letting the train take the strain, an'all...

 

[eatmorecheese]

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Am I wrong that he's starting to look like Jimmy Savile?

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The fucking state of it in that picture. Piss-taking cunt. No mask for him I note

 

[LeytonCatLady]

The fucking state of it in that picture. Piss-taking cunt. No mask for him I note

Probably about the three billionth thing that cockwomble has lied about.

 

[equationgirl]

Surely the security services have plans for his demise. Pretty please?

 

[Argonia]

Probably about the three billionth thing that cockwomble has lied about.

Come on, don't be so kind Leyton. He's on one quadrillion, the same number as his kids.

 

[dessiato]

Is it true that his current wife is pregnant again?

 

[hash tag]

Apparently Carrie's expecting her second child and he's not sure but it's probably double figures.

 

[Ax^]

on an effort to counter the effect of the lack of migration from the EU

Boris has taken it upon himself to breed a new generation of cockwombles to bridge the skills gap

:/

 

[maomao]

The fucking state of it in that picture. Piss-taking cunt. No mask for him I note

Tbf he's had his head photoshopped onto someone else's body so he may not have been on a train when the photo was taken.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Tbf he's had his head photoshopped onto someone else's body so he may not have been on a train when the photo was taken.

Ah, that went completely over my head